Merry Christmas, BlueSky! I’m taking a long winter’s nap, I’ll be back after my birthday, which is the same day as WrestleKingdom.

Sometimes I think companies with a presence on social media post things separately, a little spaced out, so there’s something brand new more often when people open their apps and check in. Many people probably saw the #AEW women’s graphic before they knew a men’s one existed, Terminally online 🧠.

I would consider being called “Mr. Toni Storm” a compliment of the highest order. Oh no, I’m not as successful as my truly innovative; super hot wife? Guess I’ll just rest my head on her epic booty and cry about it, then. #AEWCollision

Breaking News: Kalen #DeBoer has just been awarded the #Conecuh Sausage #PeacePrize #SEC #RollTide

Congratulations Tony Khan #aew #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

The teams in AEW’s women’s tag team tournament have such fun names. “The Sisters of Sin,” “The Babes of Wrath,” “The Timeless Lovebombs,” “The Megaproblems.”

Save the matches with history behind them for when you need them. First title match for a new belt at the end of a tournament is a story already. It may not be a WWF Mega Powers Explode! Story, but it’s a story that happens in sports all the time. Two teams wanting to win.

Somehow Pizzagate Jack has also forgotten he hated Warner/HBO for making that Pedro Pascal show about the zombie video game also gay even though it had been gay the whole time. #TCOT 😆

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

"I don't know how political the WWE wants to get..."

The gear was made of real glass from the Crimea River.

How is this acceptable for an item I was supposed to have received in 5-7 business days?? #venting #dhl #bull

A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.

To be very clear, Kennedy's team is messing with a vaccine which has led to a 99 percent drop in the incidence of hepatitis B, which kills, early and painfully, 25 percent of the people who get it as children. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Xt957M

The amount of plastic surgery that Linda had to go through to be acceptable to Trump is something alright. #WWE #AEW #WrestleSky

Lutnick demonstrates why he's called Nutlick: "The greatest cabinet ever for the greatest president ever. I can't be more proud of how you did it, sir. You created the greatest cabinet. It is a joy to be at this table."

He is such a loser it’s actually mystifying

Friday

If I'm in New York US Attorney's Office, I'm going to get Becky Lynch on record talking about her experience being warned about a sexual predator who had the power to ruin women's careers in WWE. Mainly to demonstrate how it was accepted in WWE and why no one went to higher ups. #wrestlesky

I have a very good friend who was off the grid for a month. I had the pleasure of telling him while he was unplugged, we had about 72 hours where everyone was certain #Trump gave a #blowjob to #BillClinton.

A mayoral candidate saying maybe the city should cover the cost of bus rides gets the full socialism panic treatment before he even tries it. A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.

Since this is where we're at now with wrestling 'discourse', I think I'm done with bluesky for a while. This one broke me.

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Vince McMahon Shit on Lucy's Head, Charlie Brown! #wrestlesky

Brock Master

Sen. Mark Kelly responds to the investigation by DOD into his comments about the imperative to refuse illegal orders: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial... And in response to that, Donald Trump said, I should be executed... I'm not going to be intimidated."

> @samsteindc.bsky.social

I was a Freshman in college and also thought it was pretty perfect

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

@julesmac72.and.cat have a great time at #AEW full gear tonight!!!!

That’s too bad. The AEW is the best professional wrestling show going!

#Trump always insists he has a “good brain” because he shares genes with his uncle, who taught at #MIT. Why has no reporter ever asked him if he thinks his dad’s genes also might come into play? @jaketapper.bsky.social

"Tony Khan only books for sickos" is such a lame critique of AEW. I'm pretty sure you can be a normal fan & still get really excited for Hangman vs Shibata.

On this day in 2020: "We're the good guys" On #AEWDynamite, Jon Moxley (ahead of the contract signing) talks about his dad ahead of his match against Kenny Omega at Winter is Coming. Oh, and he casually mentioned that Renee was pregnant. 😆 (via AEW)

He’s got a better character than Stevie Richards ever had. Did I do the thing where you say dumb stuff right?

Trump retreats on Epstein files. Three lessons: 1. It can be easier to fracture the MAGA coalition than get "responsible" Republicans to step up. 2. Democrats should fight rather than find reasons not to fight. 3. Dems need to be anti-elitist not just anti-GOP. www.thebulwark.com/p/trumps-eps...

Or that if they wouldn’t stop the Senate would be willing to impeach over it.

"By its own definition, the alt-right is no more. Because it’s no longer an alternative to the right. It is the right." From the archives:

Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

How much of a moron do you have to be to STILL, after all the shit that has gone down, remain an enthusiastic shill for this obviously incompetent con man.

Good use of 3 minutes from Tay & Taya. Real professionals #AEW

EPCOT's Coral Reef restaurant might be getting ride of lunch service after January 3, 2026 based on dining reservation availability: touringplans.com/blog/is-cora...

JFC.

This video neatly explains the point I always try to make about #WWE fans that judge #wrestling based on how profitable it is, as if the only reason worth doing something is to make money.