Just left Random Lake.

Dogs, man. Amazing. youtube.com/shorts/utbFJ...

WE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE WINE

🥹 He can have whatever he wants. youtube.com/shorts/ORlUf...

So.....staying in a hotel is worse than being home, apparently. We checked in at 3:30 and there was what sounded like construction until 7:30 when we left for dinner. Came back at 10:00. It was quiet. That got my hopes up. It's 11:33 and much worse. Mind you, it's a Sunday night....

"What does my vest say? Does it say somethin cool? I bet it says somethin cool."

No need to hunt all over for Antifa headquarters. It's located in Arlington National cemetery. There are 400,000 members there.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

For real, tho.

Just call me the cost of living, because I’m spiraling out of control.

I like how people go to sleep at like 9:00 pm and then all of a sudden their stereo comes on really loud at 1:30 am. This....THIS is why I have anxiety. No, I don't have anxiety disorder. I just have anxiety about getting some freaking PEACE IN MY OWN HOME so I can sleep. Grow up!

People outside the US: Why are Americans obsessed with their flag?? Most Americans: Uh, we think it's weird, too. Americans who have the flag plastered all over everything they own: ?

When you go around punishing people instead of finding common ground with them, they're not going to be very receptive to you.

Me: I haven't had any vegetables today. The government: ketchup is a vegetable.

Several people today: "I'm in heavy traffic but I'm going to rev my engines and speed up, weaving between people to show off my car...." ? If they are showing off, no one else cares. We're just out here trying to run our errands...

Can any cosmetics company out there figure out a wand that doesn't get mascara all over the eyelids instead of the eyelashes? Y'all have had a literal century to do so.

It’s not wrong…

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

They did say that if you have a milk allergy you can return it but overall I'm with Hannah on this one. Put some cinnamon in it. Mexican hot chocolate.

Listen. We only have 4 months to learn Spanish. Here is how you say, “Release the Epstein files.” "Libera los archivos de Epstein"

I've had peace and quiet for a solid week and I'm not ready to give it up.

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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

Sometimes it's just word choice. Thirsty? Find a bubbler. Water fountain is ⛲ "Do we still have any milk?" is actually "Do we have milk yet?" [Why is it future tense?] "Ope" is "excuse me," "sorry," "uh-oh," & and expression of surprise. You're not going TO Grandma'. You're "going by" Grandma's.

Superlative documentary. It's heartbreaking. It's angering. It's frustrating. It's REAL. youtu.be/i3PDVNlQE-w

Hot girls are only hot because of moderate to severe inflammation

when he was just a little baby boy

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

@sarahecozart.bsky.social Ohhhh nooooooes! Poor Meef. youtube.com/shorts/OLtK0...

My house every year.

You know how southerners will say "fix my hair" to mean style it? For me "fix" is literal... #curvyhairproblems #cottoncandy

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Haha accurate. #GenX

I've been enjoying the warm weather but now I'm in my element.

Summer Breeze, Seals & Crofts playing in the bedroom, me in the kitchen hearing it while I get a ☕ because living room TV is off & the bedroom on this side is empty this week. I hear through the open kitchen window the leaves rustling. Wish it could be this peaceful all the time. Few more days...

Look, I couldn't name/recognize any Taylor Swift songs. But I'm not bothered that her music exists. Saw comment saying she should go away & be a wife. The person used the phrase "peace be with her" which is quintessentially Catholic. I wonder what Jesus thinks of their dismissive, arrogant attitude?

PSA: If you say "I substitute ingredient A for ingredient B," that means you're replacing B with A, not the other way around. I just read a comment on a cooking video that confused me.