Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers, expectant mothers, mothers who have lost children, women trying to become mothers, people who have lost their mothers, single parents acting as both mother and father, foster mothers, chosen mothers, grandmothers, and any other type of mother I missed. Much love.

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

My kiddo was able to access her Canvas account this morning and she quickly got screenshots of all of her remaining assignments for the year in case it goes down again. What a nightmare.

Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.

There is something deeply pathological about Chief Justice Roberts insisting the Supreme Court isn’t political while sitting atop the most ideological supermajority in modern history.

Sally Field is a gamer and plays with her grandchildren 😭😭😭

PT is no joke. Deceptively easy exercises have laid me out today. Nerve flossing exists and is not my friend.

A win! Thank you for always making your voices heard. The House passed a DHS funding bill by voice vote this afternoon, ending a 75-day shutdown the longest agency shutdown in U.S. history. The GOP caved. The bill funds DHS but includes no money for ICE or Customs and Border Protection.

Anyone out there have experience with having an artificial disc replacement in either your cervical or lumbar spine? Because I need both. #spinalsurgery #chronicpain

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People keep saying he should be in the 2028 conversation and like no if he wins Dems are pouring his feet in cement and locking him in that office

We did! We passed a bill to fund the Secret Service and TSA and FEMA 100-0. If Speaker Johnson would just call it for a vote, it would pass. That’s the problem.

BREAKING: White House did not impose highest security level for the White House Correspondents Dinner Trump is lashing out at 60 Minutes for reading the manifesto calling him a rapist. Democrats score victory in Virginia maps battle. Subscribe to support media that won’t normalize the President:

Wait. Who’s filming? And why were they allowed to just stand there?

I have so many questions.

I wish the same energy for demanding a ballroom went into demanding gun reform when children are shot in schools.

The people insisting this is why we need a ballroom do realize this was a private event at which Trump and company were guests, not the hosts? So will the ballroom be accepting reservations for private events now too? 🫠🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

BRENNAN: The shooter had multiple weapons. You said he traveled from CA across the country by train. How did he do that? BLANCHE: This isn't about making laws more restrictive BRENNAN: I'm asking about crossing state lines w/firearms BLANCHE: I don't think that's something we should be focused on

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

lol

I’m very glad that we didn’t see Trump coming out to the raucous cheers of the press.

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

When two new decks of Oracle cards you combined into one deck gives you messages for several days that you can point as tasks that you once couldn’t do suddenly become possible, it’s…intense #oraclecards #witchy #spiritual

For someone who said… “Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?” Why is he still talking about the 2020 election?! Asking for a friend

Israeli soldiers destroyed statues of Jesus Christ on Sunday in support of Donald Trump’s war on the Pope and 1.4 Billion Catholics. Netanyahu forced to issue an apology to keep actual Christian groups from cutting all funding and retaking Jerusalem.

BREAKING: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned.

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

Trump on Epstein victims: "I understand the women didn't want to go under oath. The women, the victims or whatever, they refused to go under oath which was a little surprising. Melania felt strongly about it b/c she was accused that I met her through Epstein, but it turned out to be totally false"

Iran’s … trolling.

1. Target is awful for a bunch of reasons. This is just one 2. This will only increase (especially in America) because shitty companies like Target, trying to save costs, will go for shitty AI and facial recognition. In a few years, this will be a common occurrence.

Swalwell and Gonzales gone in one day, that’s a good days work.

I do not have the capacity to forgive the people who voted for this. I don’t. It’s no longer in my skill set. If that makes me a vindictive bitch, so be it.

🚨WOW!!! Pope Leo just responded to Donald Trump directly. When asked about Trump’s remarks on a plane, the pontiff said: “I have no fear of the Trump administration or speaking out loudly of the message of the Gospel.” I’m with the pope on this one.

VIKTOR ORBÀN CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE.

I kinda want Pope Leo to put up Vatican City and the Swiss Guard’s crime numbers up against the US

You all are talking about “the Pope is weak on crime” and I feel like the real gem is “should get his act together as Pope.”

Just gotta say I’m getting really tired of living requiring me to be in pain 24/7.

Science is good. We should fund it.

In a choice between siding with the administration and Pope Leo, this no longer practicing, witchy, confirmed cradle Catholic knows where her rosary beads are.

You’d think someone who came here with an Einstein visa and who speaks a million languages would know the difference between tribal and trivial. #Melania

Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

I prefer presidents who don’t threaten to end civilizations.

Pope Leo XIV rebukes Trump' psychotic rhetoric: “Today as we all know there was this threat against all the people of Iran. This is truly unacceptable,” the Pope said, warning that attacks on civilian infrastructure violate international law.