dedicating the rest of my night to catching cool beetles and sharks on animal crossing yippee

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

i will forever get pissed off when people point out two things about me: • my hands are shaking • anything having to do with me being hypermobile

don't ask me to fold a burrito, it'll always look like a diaper blow out

man have I HAD A FUCKING DAY

im no longer a good driver i popped my tire hitting curb ):

currently watching a mother deer teach her children how to stomp

i love it when i have health anxiety but i forget that until i look up something like "why do my finger tips get red?" and decide i probably have every disease that possibly causes that

why did this otome games theme song go so unbelievably hard

sometimes i remember im different which is a good thing but feels like a bad thing

summer clouds make me happy

accidentally pavloved my cat to go to the bathroom with me because my glasses reflect the light onto the wall

my body sucks at regulating temperature, so im shivering in my 75°F house. I am never experiencing nice temps, only too hot or too cold. i hate it

im back doing my silly lil at home work now that the depression has lifted. it sucks but I like money

homies on antidepressants, please be aware that there is a major heat wave building (in the US). if you're on antidepressants, such as SSRIs and SNRIs, you're more likely to experience heat exhaustion and/or dehydration. please be sure to take care of yourselves and hydrate!!!

summer clouds make me happy

"Thunderstorms ending around 9 pm" me pleading with the rain gods to water my plants cause there's NO RAIN HAPPENING DESPITE THE WEATHER SAYING SO

hydration break (I chugged half a latte I need this)

turnover type of day

seeing "feels like 107°F" when I wake up is actually bonkers

i have eaten so many cherry tomatoes the last 3 days. im convinced im going to turn red (and juicy)

radishes are so underrated honestly

anime intros for the treadmill

so many tomatoes

husband is being mean to me because im being a fun little jester

atsui

ate part of a fresh cayenne pepper im not having a fun time

it’s dangerous out there, take this

if your partner > likes foraging > picks up shiny objects > is noisy > likes doing puzzles Then that's not your partner, That's an American Crow.

gloomy days are the best days

my feet hurt and im angry about it

watching pardon the intrusion, im home and I already am in love

proud to say I've never seen a Mr. Beast video

isn't it interesting that the body can remember trauma that the brain has mostly forgotten? and by interesting, I mean stupid and lame and annoying

my all-time favorite is this one

sorry for posting a lot, but look!!! i have a better place to dry herbs now :3 (and don't look at my reflection im in my jammies)

going outside, you guys need any bugs?

ok ok ok i have been on social media enough today bye bye

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

i metaphorically c*m when i get compliments on my garden

when you put last falls decorative pumpkins in ur compost, but your compost never got hot, so you just have decorative pumpkin vines taking up 15 ft of your yard whoops

the people want bugs

going outside, you guys need any bugs?

my hidden talent is i can sing very well, but im too shy to do it in front of others

sunny rain