How many times do we have to do these pilot studies? Give people who need it money! They know what they need!

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

I have 10 years before my brain starts pulling plugs out of the wall, apparently www.bbc.com/news/article...

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills - where are people supposed to buy insurance from, if not insurance companies? So the money is still going to them!

Daily reminder that most people are basically decent.

The most Wisconsin sign I saw at the Waukesha No Kings rally #NoKings

One of the weirdest statements you will ever read.

I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

🥰😭⚾️🥰😭⚾️

Good morning(ish)

Texas thug AG Ken Paxton wants to look inside your daughter's panties, the sick fuck. abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireS...

I was promised this game was rigged for the Chiefs.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

We’re supposed to believe these guys are the smartest people and best engineers, but they can’t figure out an if/then tree for a group email.

Favorite sign so far

Do the Chiefs get all the calls? My friends at @the-ringer.bsky.social asked me to investigate. In The Mahomes Era, KC is actually MORE penalized than their opponents by nearly 1,000 yards—but their tendency to draw certain penalties explains how we view them: www.theringer.com/2025/02/04/n...

Exactly!

Thanks to those who pointed me to the right info! I called 425-313-8100 and spoke to a person (!!) who thanked me for my feedback and forwarded me to the place where she said they are logging those calls. I spoke to another actual person who loggedme; script in next post for other shy folks.

Three-peat! Three-peat! Three-peat!

One of the best things you can do right now is read books. Buy them. Borrow them from the library. Gift them. Read history. Read fiction. Read science writing. Read anything that shows you the world is bigger than what fascists say it is. Read to remember why your resistance matters. 📚💙

The way to redo democratic self governance in the US? Get rid of every aspect of the government that was instated to appease slave owners. Senate? Gone. Electoral college? Donezo. Missouri? No longer a state.

I made a graph marking the relative horniness of Christmas songs for the following categories of “Horny For” •Christmas • Presents • Snow • Dick/sex

Wordle 968 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩