Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

#NoKings York, PA

From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.

Maybe I don’t know the right people, but anyone get raptured yet?

Federal agents detained a man who was in a car with his wife and two children on Monday night in D.C. The man said he didn't know why he had been pulled over.

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

He got out ahead of the story.

Kyle.

Can whoever sent me that cursed image of Cal Raleigh as stupid sexy Ned Flanders send it to me again

Jodi Ernst rn

The stupid “rock the country” cult meeting is playing near my house, starting to get later and the music seems to be louder. My wife just yelled “if that’s kid rock I swear to god”. What a terrible day to have ears.

Came here to say this. Not a single person in the top tier of the Trump administration is genuinely and sincerely interested in making everyday life better for Americans. Their actions make that abundantly clear.

I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok. [Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women: “I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us." #FlyEaglesFly (🎥: The McShay Show)

Today we made good trouble.

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room

Not a good day to look at your 401k 😭

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

Throwback clip of Obama endorsing our Joyful Warrior Kamala Harris for president. We could've made history by electing our first female president but no we chose an evil orange monster instead. 😭

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

An attorney representing a migrant sent to El Salvador under the Alien Enemies Act says her client was deported due to a soccer logo tattoo, according to court declarations. Read more: abcnews.link/zNWqDnD

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

Musk buying twitter was never about free speech

Justice Department official says she was fired for not letting convicted domestic abuser Mel Gibson have a gun.

Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts youtu.be/utl2uLh1wVI

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFp8K0M...

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

Using the tragic plane collision over the Potomac that cost 67 human souls as an occasion to slam DEI hiring was obscene. There’s zero evidence at this point that an underqualified air traffic controller or pilot had any role in this crash.

As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social answer on Zack Baun’s “lineage”? www.facebook.com/share/r/1fSx...

I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is. Know your rights. Pass these around…

Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!

Back when I was a Suffolk County legislator, I authored a Child Access Prevention law to help prevent handgun deaths. I’ll never forget the head of the local NRA affiliate told me this in response: “I’d rather see some children die than do anything that would jeopardize my Second Amendment rights.”

This is gold.

When Tina Fey created 30 Rock, it’s interesting that she based the Liz Lemon character off of me.

Why is Dean Blandino shoved in a corner?

Blouses.