President Trump never fell asleep in public, and the shoes that he gave me fit just fine. --Marco Rubio

Some day, I will require written apologies from everyone who told me I was overreacting to Trump’s election

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." ~Rod Serling

Allowing Donald Trump to become president once can be regarded as misfortunate. Allowing him to become president again seems like carelessness.

Both Mamdani and Trump plan to attend game three of the NBA finals. Mamdani will sit in the cheap seats, while Trump will sit in the owner's box. As if I needed more reasons to like Mamdani and hate Trump.

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

A few Republicans are daring to mildly disagree with Trump. They must have seen his real medical records.

I'm posting this video every day so we NEVER forget what insurrectionist Donald Trump did on J6 Instead of accepting defeat and honoring the peaceful transfer of power, Trump unleashed a deadly mob on the U.S. Capitol in a last-ditch attempt to stay in power THIS is what an insurrection looks like

A warning to anyone planning to attend a World Cup game: Do not attend a World Cup game in the United States. Even American citizens are at risk of being kidnapped, beaten, murdered, or placed in an inhumane detention facility. A football (soccer) game is not worth the risk. STAY HOME!!

We live in a country where some of the best journalists are late night comedians & editorial cartoonists. THANK YOU Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon, Tom Tomorrow, Mike Luckovich & Michael de Adder ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #LAUGH_DO_NOT_DESPAIR ✊

One of my favourite parts of every June 1st is when the MLB reveals its new Pride logo and half the internet collectively shits itself in rage. Just an incredibly funny thing to witness every year. It's like Groundhog Day, but for absolute chuds

Display of a Bohemian waxwing. These are largely found in the northern boreal forests of North America/Eurasia, and are social birds that form large noisy groups-sometimes in the 1000's- as they scour the landscape looking for fruit. 📹 wildsafarisaga on IG

In 1987, Frank Zappa said that the Unitd States was a mess run by criminals. Good one, Frank. More true than ever now.

It's not just that he was such a great writer or the modern day equivalent of Dickens and Swift. He was very funny and probably inspired more writers than any other modern writer in England. I laughed so hard on the London metro once, people asked what I was reading. Plus genuinely a nice guy.

#Texas GOP - Go Talerico Go!!!

I see that the both siders are saying that Paxton's corruption is balanced by the fact that Talarico's girlfriend likes tofu.

Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t. –Fran Lebowitz

I'm gonna post this everyday so MAGA never forgets what Trump did on Jan 6

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Takarico with his girlfriend. Wait. What? Stephen Miller says Talarico is a trans who has no testosterone.

BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇

Sorry, but if you have any respect at all for Donald J Trump, then I have zero respect for you… None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. 😎✨

They are all cashing in on the United States' birthday. Even Trump bought stock in UFC's parent company before he started promoting this event. This administration partners with fellow greedy parasites. (That said, nothing would get me to watch this lowbrow Trump rubbish.)

Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

Someone at a party told me, "AOC is stupid." I replied, "You really need to stop watching Fox. It's turning your brain into porridge. I've listened to AOC question witnesses in House hearings, and she is better at cross-examination than most top-tier trial attorneys." I then found better company.

We used to be a democratic republic. Now we are a front for a criminal gang.

You can't boo me. I am the vice president of the US of A. That's kind of a big deal. --J. D. Vance

So, apparently you can alter history. At least you can try.

I like this image for the accuracy of its message. Don't pretend it's anything else.

A study in contrasts.

Decisions about Scotland should be made by the people who live here. There’s a clear pro-independence majority in the Scottish Parliament and that majority voted for a referendum. For politicians in London to deny that choice is a democratic outrage.

Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.

Today In 1959: Martians Invade Comiskey Park! ~ Chicago #WhiteSox shortstop Luis Aparicio looks on as head "Martian" Eddie Gaedel addresses the fans. A classic promo stunt by Bill Veeck! #MLB #Baseball #History

No matter how states try to spin it, intentional discrimination against Black voters is still illegal — and we'll keep fighting it.

And the most pathetic and disgusting part is that they would.

Beautiful coyote takes a load off in the shade on a warm, sunny day. Still always attentive. #mammals #nature #dogs #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodmorning #PNW #animals #nokings #coyote #outdoors #zen

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve been called a deadbeat dad, or lectured by the social media trolls & bigots about how all Black men abandon their families. The truth is, I’ve been married to the same queen for nearly 30 years, and together we raised two brilliant children.

The secretary bird a large bird of prey found in the open grasslands in Savannah of the sub Sahara region of Africa, it strolls gracefully covering up to 30 km a day in search of mammals and venomous snakes, which it powerfully kicks and stomps to disable it for food.

Chip Roy's grandfather speaks his mind.

People saying that users prefer the bubble of BlueSky to the feral viciousness of Twitter - well...yes. In the same way I prefer a restaurant where the staff are nice and the food is good over one where they stab you with forks while serving bowls of cold piss.

Andrew Weissmann: Trump's $10 billion lawsuit was filed past the two-year window required, and would have been worth nothing if it had proceeded normally. "The amount of money that Donald Trump was owed was zero...If you are creating a bogus settlement fund, that is just theft of the public money."

Amazing footage of Babe Ruth hitting a HR during a Boston #Braves vs. Newark Bears exhibition game in New Jersey! (1935) #MLB #History

Siouxsie Sioux, Chrissie Hynde, Debbie Harry, and Shirley Manson. Photographed by Chris Stein.

Someone explain to me like I’m five how a President using his own government to prevent tax audits into himself isn’t blatant corruption.

Donnie will find someone even worse to replace her. You can always count on Donnie to do the wrong thing.

When even Pay to Play Pam isn't corrupt enough for you, you just might be Don the Con.

❗️Reuters says all major refineries in central Russia have halted or cut fuel output after recent Ukrainian drone attacks. Their combined capacity exceeds 238,000 tons per day, equal to about a quarter of Russia’s total refining capacity.

Tonight is the final episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. We’ll be watching. Thank you for everything, Colbert! 💚