Saw it at the Civic with my Dad

This is worse than not being on the map at all

Great scene youtu.be/l1s-cj-DY6Y

#NewZealand economy firing on 1 cylinder, blown head gasket, and we need a change of leadership Pretty clear our current gov have screwed up, based purely on ideology and cant, not wont, fix it #nzpol www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HnB...

Tinfoil hat found outside Selwyn. Someone’s wandering around completely unprotected from mind control rays

Well done NZ we stopped da maaaris stealing da water. And delivered value to shareholders. Rivers of shit, nitrates in the groundwater are just “externalities”

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Vote YES if there's a referendum in your area.

“Brave Sir Robin ran away… Bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, And gallantly, he chickened out!”

Effortlessly done in under 20 minutes: Zoe & Morgan✅ Lord of the Rings✅ Jon Stewart NZ endorsement✅ Whittaker’s✅ Hope & leadership✅ Nuanced answers to complex issues✅ Watching this and reflecting how much of an utter disaster this would have been with anyone officially representing New Zealand now.

devastation rakhim.exotext.com/benjamin-but...

Sunday vibes.

this about 3% of what National gave to landlords in tax cuts www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Why the f$&# is TVNZ publishing the stupid crap of an insane podcaster (Candace Owens vs Emmanuel Macron). What a waste of air time. No report on teachers strikes or the failing health system or the tanking economy

Predators always use camouflage and deception.

BREAKING NEWS: The rotting corpse of Rob Muldoon says "I was a better finance minister than you Nicola, time to vacate your seat. Heh heh heh." #NZPol

Nicola Willis is literally still getting puff pieces after making multiple generational mistakes, openly lying to the public, and arguably being directly involved in corrupt policy implementation Media could've destroyed her career with ease, should they have wanted to

RIP Robert Redford #madmagazine

Nicola Willis refuses to meet with Christian leaders today, calling them "intimidating". And in Parliament, Luxon refused to say whether NZ would join Aus, Can & UK on Gaza state position, instead deflecting with "Hamas". Over 200,000 Gazans have been killed, largely civilians #nzpol

Nicola Willis trying to make a bunch of priests sound like motherfucking gangsters #NZPol

Subjugate, intimidate, mislead, and disenfranchise. That’s the far right playbook, being enacted here as well.

Fuck yes Auckland. Fuck yes.

Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” was written about such a time as this. Beware social media madness youtu.be/8lD5bfqzr6E

Plausible

Record migration to Australia continues

ANYWAY. I’m currently being yelled at by a tree full of deep pink blossom. May I present Tūi birb vs Korimako/ Bellbirb for your delectation. #notpolitics #nature #morningwalk

It always comes back to Peanuts.

This should be the lead story on every news outlet until the government is forced to step in Astonishingly evil and greedy behaviour that directly harms the people of AoNZ

Timeline cleanse

We need to tax wealth not work. Why? Because usually no matter how hard you work, the compound interest on huge wealth grows much faster than your wages + the rich use this passive income to buy all the assets. Someone made a game to show this: therichdont.work

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" indeed.

Star Trek never could have been made in New Zealand, because it feels like as soon as the opening shot comes up and you hear, in a thick New Zealand accent: "space, the final frontier..." Everyone would have assumed the rest of it was a comedy.

I wonder if luxo has deliberately cratered the local construction industry so that chinese firms can come in and dump tofu dreg buildings all over

The economy must be going super good when the Reserve Bank Governor and Chair resign within six months of each other, having both conflicted with the Finance Minister over the role of the Reserve Bank and how it is funded to be independent. That's a sign of the recovery being around the corner.

realistic Star Trek

can't stress how important it is that you maintain at least one really wild insane left wing political stance to keep the hitlers off balance and the issues in perspective ie. feed landlords to snakes. trees get their own parliament. put solar panels on jeffrey bezos. send all mormons to the moon.

Artificial poverty is violent Extracting rent for basic survival is violent For profit health care is violent Ownership of the business properties of society by a tiny minority is violent Extracting profit from the labour hours of peoples lives is violent Capitalism is violent

The absolute audacity of this woman blaming “local leadership” and cycleways for the flailing economy after firing our public servants. You’re the Minister of Finance AND Economic Growth. Take a hard look at yourself, your lack of plan and your missing boats before coming at us. #nzpol

Shakespearean insult to the NACT government? #nzpol

If you understand Labour, Reform and the Tories as competing factions in a political class fighting to secure the specific section of the electorate that broadly favours the Thatcherite Consensus in its harshest, ugliest forms, united against liberalism and socialism, then you will not go far wrong.

anyone else remember when a NZ politician sent a text to cancel a major procurement and cost the country $600 million? is there any other time in NZ history when an MP would've *got away with that*?

Holly shit in the final wash-up the National led coalition govt threw away $671m scrapping the InterIslander Ferry project that was due to start operating next year. Economic fucking criminals. Clueless beyond reproach. #GeneralStrike #SnapElection www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

It’s meant to be scary, but “Snakes” by the Pixies is actually the cutest song ever

Courtesy of Shamubeel Eaqub, Chief Economist at Simplicity... 74,000 jobs gone. SEVENTYFOUR THOUSAND JOBS!!!! This government is destroying AoNZ simplicity.kiwi/learn/resear... #NZPol

Simon Bridges just came on RNZ to say Nats are doing a shite job and if they don't get it fixed they are going to loose Auckland Business and this is summarised but it's bang on the gist of it. He told it hard! Things are not cool on the National front #NZPol