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When cheese and dope comes up on the shuffle shit gets rowdy

91⁰F, 65% humidity? We ball

I like one Bosnian meme and now my shit is all Bosnian

guys i don't have any posting energy in me today im gonna have to roll in the repost machine

Some kids on bicycles just came thru and threw firecrackers at the buildings propane tanks, I was this close 🤏

Started Hyperion today, reads well so far. I'm into it.

Cuban link? Nah, Cuban loaf.

Why not use hemp fibres in a composite like carbon fiber? Would it work?

You dun brought a 10 pin ball to a 5 pin game

Wawa pls

If I'm not petting my elbows are being nibbled

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

Al l that for a 0-0 tie, sheesh

get out of my fabric bin

When the milkshake is melted so I'm drinking thick oreo milk #shitting

Bro is 5'11.75

Nothing better than surprise empanadas

I rode my bike to the fast-casual shrimp restaurant so I could max out my elitism

I hate that gnats hang out exclusively at face height above sidewalks

One sec, I'm a few reels away from the end

I want a tiny ereader

Okay man whatever.

Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I thought Fable 5 was a new video game 😞

F150 going up in price because the US is blocking the new Windsor/Detroit bridge lol

Gimme that bentonville arkansas tap water please

Rippin darts, breakin hearts

They're putting me in a common soul gem tomorrow

Almost twins

Average IQ in Florida just took a dip #Tkachuk

We can rebuild him, we have the technology

Malcolm X has a quote:

ROD. THE. BOD.

right here buddy

I been knowin', big bro

When I make an insane internet reference and they don't get it so I have to find the original so they know I'm crazy (it is unfindable)

Gunna read the Dexter books, I tried to audio books but the guy reading is pronouncing all the names wrong

sand not found

Getting this malware prompt but I'm on a linux machine and it just tells me to go kill myself

The best part about opinions is they can be wrong

I hate the expectation of being reachable 24/7

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I've given up so I'm gunna buy a hip holster for my phone

Tay Keith fuck these niggas up