The funniest part about conservatives in Ontario is they always point to the prime minister and never to the conservative premier of their province. PM is not running the province, buddy.

I must have one of those faces that says "tell me all the bullshit going on in your life"

I bet I could skip a 5k faster than I could run it

She's had enough and he's had plenty

Tonight I'm gunna rest my chemistry

If I hear float on one more time imma crash out

For our first date, let’s keep it simple and noncommittal.

Wait what

this is how i’m tryna be

"Let's see how many unfollows this Instagram like gets me"

Everything is broken

Sorry I keep posting things and anxiously deleting them, it will happen again.

I brought my laptop to work so I can get busy (play project zomboid)

Elected officials make jokes about killing cyclists and people will tell us we're too angry or entitled

Throw away my phone, hide it somewhere no one knows open.spotify.com/track/2T93Mt...

Alexa play yeah glo

"Don't come in here, I just farted" "Sounds like I'm right on time"

Replacing the screen on the screen door today, got the door off and all the hardware, old screen. Its a lot more annoying than I remember

Not now I'm rubbing tumeric on my ass

Or is it all of the sudden?

All of a sudden my heart racing and I'm sweaty #thisisit

Suck it ya milk drinker

Blinking the yart at work and watching the rain fall

20 minute drive or 27 minute bike ride? #HMMMM

Mullein leaf tea knocking stuff out I didn't even know I had in me

I bought a new pipe for today (I haven't used a pipe in over 10 years)

🔥🔥🔥

chat is this good

“Homelessness is a social phenomenon and the number of homeless people depends on social conditions – not on the characteristics of individuals.… We know exactly how to make homelessness decrease again. It is a matter of choice: do we want to do it?” The right thing AND saves money. #HousingFirst

Picked up a copy of crime and punishment for $10 😈

I reaaaaally need to deactivate again

I know I gotta get off Instagram when the tarot ladies show up

Reading Invincible again, point the show is at now is around half way through the second compendium

Tried to grab a pic but he was too quick

General Tso hate to see me coming

They see my stupid ass helmet and start preparing the general tso

I've become a regular at the local Chinese spot

Oh we are so back

Just simply do that, simply, per se

What if we just increased the rate limit

bsky pls

Is goodreads good for finding good books ya think?