3rd pack in 3 days, we're cooked

My bonsai bougainvillea is blooming now.

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

Can we just eat the rich already

I'm so proud :')

Cigarettes are thinner than I remember

For those just waking up in the US, you are currently at war with Iran.

The moment a US sailor in Bahrain realized the other side has missiles too. Another angle of the US 5th fleet getting hit by Iran. “Haha … oh shit!”

Florida people say this is good but most of em are lightweights so we'll see

riding akimbo tonight

your last saved meme is what's written on your headstone

I poked it with a broom and it didn't move so I relocated it to a tree

I'm too scared to pick it up 🫠

I hate it here bro

New gorillaz album is perfect rollie stuffin music

Yes, am I allowed to puke after the 10k?

Checking back in, Heart and soul fully rejuvenated.

"Yo its called the king killer chronicle, I dunno why it's called that, there's no king killing... yet" "Oh don't worry, I'm in favour of king killing"

le cigarette

🎵🎶 youtu.be/PZuLsz4yPPM?...

I love giving things to people that don't expect it

"Non passenger work vehicles" LMFAO youtu.be/JPm4de6-eTg?...

What's a perfect movie that never got a sequel

I get my news from a reliable source

gyro on the way 🥵

big mood

This is what should happen if you honk at a pedestrian in a crosswalk or creep forward while they're crossing

i can’t just follow people back all willy-nilly i have to see our moots, check out your tl, fly a drone over your house to make sure you’re utilizing indigenous plants in your landscaping so as not to waste precious water resources

That'll put lead in your pencil

Raiders of the Lost Ark is on tv and it reminds me of a simpler time, when Nazis were universally loathed and shunned

yuzu suggests you stay hydrated #birds #conures #parrot 🦜

Toki used to be smaller.

Post old memes to confuse young people

The neighbour brought me empanadas 🥲

I've been up since 5am, only an hour to go and I can go home 🥲

it’s even better on video, this is art

oh my god

gang are we jealous of birds

no more babying grown adults who refuse to acknowledge the current climate of this country i’m sorry i have no patience for you anymore

GUH

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling