Me me me

back on the tools (PrEP)

Hot on the heels of mtg getting its first transphobe representation in Morcant, High Perfect from the recent Lorwyn set, new leaks from the upcoming return to Strixhaven set suggest that the next addition to Magic's diverse range of characters will be Magic's first ever chaser.

Piss is a gift 🥰

The way to a woman's heart is through her prostate.

My transmasc plumber when he puts on the strap, call that a T adapter

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Hate rocking up to the LGS and there's only one Commander pod and it's full. This sensation of waiting for something to happen, making awkward, hopeful eye contact, while surrounded by dudes is uncomfortably close to how cruising felt.

pissbert

Rubbing my hands together and cackling as my plans to lead a cute themby around at the kink party on a leash while I rock my "puppy pee pad" shirt are coming to fruition.

Call me a horologist the way I'm clocking these bitches.

Goals goals goals

90% of transition advice for trans femmes is just girls repeating: - You're wearing your skirt to low. Your waist is higher than you think. - You should buy A-line / empire cut / fit and flare dresses. - You are being under-dosed on estrogen. You are menopausal. (They are correct)

Getting a quick game of Magic on Arena in while I wait for my girlfriend to cum.

My Wolfie made me the most amazing Christmas present 🥰

Bad news, cloven hoof mommy is a transphobe. Good news, her fics are going to have so many problematic tags on them.

Same thing happens whenever all of my polycule are in the same room.

Giving a compliment in a trans femme polycule is setting off a cascade of deflections like using a laser pointer in a house of mirrors.

Dating a hung older woman, call that an age gape relationship.

HE HAS LEFT US ALONE —

My 40 year old girlfriend's knees cracking when she kneels have got me clicker trained.

Piss kink with the wolf girl, call that puppy pee pad.

Forced feminisation includes teaching how to play mtg.

Before I took HRT, or pre-Heresy.

Ponyplay with my afab girlfriend, call that pegacis.

Free use trans girl call that

non-con long con

reposting this banger from i think two years ago when i was reflecting on my bisexuality. embracing it became MUCH easier once I realized I was a girl along with the understanding that i craved specifically "queer" love more than anything

@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social I was listening to Podatog ep 6 and right at the end Rachel mentions that you've got a Bloomburrow jumpstart cube, I don't suppose you've got that as a list somewhere that I can see? I want to make my own, thank you.

non circumcised gals unite

Me except the cake is my girlfriend's crotch after a long day at work.

u don't need it! #doodle

Being trans is a social contagion, and it's spread by playing magic the gathering.

girl who talks to her polycule on Teams

Would people liked it if I posted my hobby stuff on here too, not just my most unhinged horny thoughts.

So, I think it's time I begin, in detailed specifics, talking about the mess that is Unbound / Boundless as a book publisher, in essence stealing most of a years royalties from me and many other authors, as a result of poor financial decisions, and legal BS. Please read and share this thread.

*opening up Grindr at the sex party*

Good news: I've got a septum piercing and it's cute af Bad news: I can't let larger predators fuck my muzzle while it's healing

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles. 𓅂𓇨𓎢𓅲𓋴𓅂 𓅓𓅂𓄼 𓉔𓅂 𓄿𓋴𓈎𓅂𓂧 𓆑𓅱𓂋 𓈖𓅱 𓊪𓇋𓎢𓈎𓃭𓅂𓋴.

T4Pee

When she pees inside you after you come 🤌

any time someone compliments my head giving abilities I feel like I've made it

Me when the function has girlpiss. youtu.be/V9lMlTS1MK0?...

Girl wearing a chastity cage, with a womb tattoo that reads "Sealed for your protection".

I think I'm cooking with this one.

I'm learning that "sports teams" are much like factions in WH40k, with their own rich lore and protagonists.

39 is kind of the 5'7" of ages ykwim