this is the funniest post about the exo situation omfg

i think one of the funniest emotions a person can go through is finally getting to a classic novel or film and discovering that it is in fact a masterpiece just like everyone said because you can’t help but be a little mad. you’re in awe of something truly beautiful but you’re also like goddamnit

saw crave in the opening credits of cronenberg's latest. like seeing someone from the devil's sacrament at the grocery store

Reminder for the new year

HAPPY MONDAY! I AM AS PER USUAL VERY GLAD TO BE ABLE TO GREET YOU TODAY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK. WHATEVER YOU‘RE UP TO, NOW IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK, UNCLENCH YOUR JAW, DROP YOUR SHOULDERS, AND HAVE A DRINK. WHY NOT! CAN’T HURT! SEE YOU ALL VERY SOON!

INSATIABLE 🌃 BINSUNG | 🦾❤️‍🔥 🫀 E, WIP | CH.o3/? - 4,5K 🫁 Chan decides how much trouble Jisung is worth 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/658414...

whenever i see ads for online gambling i get the same feeling as when you realize all the water is slowly pulling away from the shore at the beach

discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body

The rule is that if my mutual posts about their niche hobby that I know nothing about, I must like the post to let them know I encourage the enrichment that’s been put in their enclosure

"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!

it's so sad this happened to rose, who was clearly ready for the world's weirdest threesome

man. sometimes you just need the blorbos to kiss

would anyone care to peruse my Thoughts On Yaoi™ ? great i knew you would. anyway here's why Heated Rivalry blew up and i'm right and everyone else is wrong tchotchke.substack.com/p/everyone-i...

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

at work today my extremely professional manager started a conversation by asking if i liked ginger ale and the amount of psychic damage i took in the split second before i realized this was a genuine inquiry -

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

did someone say hockey romance

Step Back (BoA's Version)

HELLO!! EXTRA SPECIAL MONDAY DELIVERY FOR THIS EXTRA SPECIAL MONDAY. HAPPY, MERRY, TRANSCENDENTAL MONDAY TO YOU ALL AND MYSELF. THE PLANETS THE STARS AND THE SUN HAVE ALIGNED AND THERE IS SOMETHING VIBRANT AND POWERFUL IN THE AIR; THE OMENS ARE TRULY EXCELLENT FOR THIS WEEK.

maybe if i loop i'll believe in anything enough times tonight i can finish the stupidest confession scene i've ever written and wash my hands of this fic

i can't be expected to work under these circumstances

@roxashighwind.bsky.social has been showing me pictures of That Man in a dog collar so this is a reminder to never make friends and remain constantly unknowable !

Which Pokémon would you be in this cozy kotatsu scene? ✨

"ohhhh nobody can draw as good as these specific french guys anymore" think fast chucklenuts. who decided that art was the best it's ever been and what do they have to gain from saying nobody is doing it that well anymore.

The modern dilemma: I hate social media but all my friends live in my phone and I don't want to lose them

Everyone let's make doujins and comics 2026 let's do it 👭

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

not that i’m the bsky fandom cops, but i hope people don’t bring name-censoring over here. there aren’t official accounts on bsky. it’s not the same kind of rabid sfw environment. it’s pretty chill overall, and censoring names just makes it harder for screen readers/ereaders to do their jobs.

Seeing a lot of false postings out there. Despite the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's recent closure, PBS and NPR are still VERY MUCH ALIVE and active. They're just more dependent than ever upon the generosity of Viewers Like You! Please support your local station! pbs.org/donate

Superstition xkcd.com/3191/

you know i was halfway convinced everyone had goncharov'd this whole fucking thing but it would appear they actually did make that hockey yaoi everyone was talking about

living through a natural disaster [kpop group present at sports event]

📷 Yoohyeon replied to Siyeon's IG story: "Thank you, my master ^^"

feel like pure shit just want her back youtu.be/N0DEOjLKRC8

www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou... Here we go again 🙄 Google has granted itself access to your private messages & attachments on Gmail to train its AI models. Here's how to turn it off. 👇

i mostly sat out the highs and lows of loona but i am looking at yves' electronic/hyperpop-inflected solo career and i am seeing chuu's first album being titled "XO, My Cyberlove" and my god, the dots! the dots!! they're connecting!!

(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff

With a knock on your door, a kindly wizard invites you to join us on Shelved By Genre's LORD OF THE YEAR, in which we will consider the popular but contested works of JRR Tolkien, kicking things off with a long rumination upon the first four chapters of THE HOBBIT: rangedtouch.com/2026/01/02/t...

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, AND I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST SINCERE WAY POSSIBLE, HAPPY MONDAY! AS WE ARE ALL WELL AWARE OF BY NOW, JANUARY IS KIND OF THE MONDAY OF THE YEAR. SO THIS IS OUR MONTH HERE AT MONDAY KYUNGSOO! I WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD!!

i was soooooooo pleased with my 2025 storygraph's variety, soooooooo delighted that all my little book clubs pushed me to read so widely, and now here i am, grumpily hacking my way through a fitness instructor's inspirational memoir-

Hayoung Instagram update www.instagram.com/p/DS7WpdZERuW/ #Hayoung #fromis_9 #kpop

watching Penda's Fen (1974) and unfortunately seeing a lot of myself in [spoilers] the world's most annoying protestant discovering he's gay

you don't know me

alright

The replies and quotes on this are filling me with delight. Also:

discovering many things about my last year of reading