Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

pspspsps seonghwa pspsps

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year me: i sure was operator: that’s great. gotta love it

When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage. One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME

i'm not a crier by any stretch of the imagination but for some reason seeing young girls on PWHL broadcasts *immediately* gets me choked up

That's right. Much love to all of my friends on this website

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

I think a lot about how much society pressures us to forgive people who don't think they actually need forgiveness

Oh my god...what do you know about LOVE x.com/doyeonfile/s...

World’s most normal goalie: “Nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die” defector.com/worlds-most-...

Apple is the one butting its AI head into Scrivener. Here's some more info from Literature & Latte.

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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS! ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!

“I wore an onion around my neck which was the style at the time”

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

What If... I completely changed directions on dude kisser fest [pretending like I have talked about this before]

#XLOV Biii:-p dance practice! This song is so fun and catchy and the dance is adorable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IWY...

KYUNGSOO TIME! GOOD DAY, GOOD NIGHT ON EARTH TO YOU ALL, TO THE ASTRONAUTS AS WELL, WHY NOT THE ALIENS SHOULD THEY OBSERVE THE TIME-HONOURED MONDAY KYUNGSOO TRADITION! GOOD JOB ON BEING HERE WITH US, THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT, I HOPE WE CAN ALL ENJOY LIVNG LIFE THIS NEW WEEK.

it's giving power rangers who are also plumbers

FUCK IT UP HENDERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess what's currently 👐 ruining my life! 👐 store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...

We've been super busy this week, annnnd here's some new things you'll find in Ellipsus: 👾 GIF support in comments 📱Mobile comment redesign 📀 New themes ⌨️ Granular styling Let's go!

final pam being ten years old is really fucking me up

He is a very powerful wizard....

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Hi! I wrote a thing about swimming and trans athletes and [*checks notes*] Santana for @defector.com, would mean a lot if you give it a read

NANCY’S THOUGHTS FOR THURSDAY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 12,1954

i think frankenstein is a flawed film from several directions but as a person who enjoys Images and particularly Images Of Men it's hard not to feel satisfied with the end result

listen you can trust a punk/pop punk band as far as you can throw them but i think i'll remember PUP carefully putting the trans flag back up on their amp every time it fell off for the rest of my life

every time my family (derogatory) visits, my partner has a work obligation & i have to go it alone. he's not doing this on purpose (that calendar IS inflexible) but, like... when will it be MY turn

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY. IN A PERFECT WORLD WE WOULD ALL BE ENJOYING A NICE CUPPA TOGETHER. HOWEVER THE WORLD IS FAR FROM PERFECT AND LIFE SOMETIMES WORKS AGAINST YOU. THAT DOESN’T STOP ANY OF US FROM HAVING A NICE CUPPA IN OUR OWN TIME SO I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO THAT IF YOU LIKE!!

PSA you can get DVDs and CDs from the library and nothing can stop you from doing what you want on your computer with them

Today.

Ypsilanti, Michigan has officially decided to fight against the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.

Trump wants to erase any "negative" content from educational sites at National Parks. This week, @samleecole.bsky.social speaks to a group of data preservationists behind "Save Our Signs" who want to save the real history of parks before the administration erases it.

If you want to start a newsletter and don't want to use Substack because they currently platform/sponsor Nazis: consider using the free and open-sourced alternative that has been around for over a decade. I'll personally walk you through it.

Lauren Theisen on how to watch hockey: defector.com/how-to-watch...

you shouldn’t talk to a journalist about how people in need of abortions access them when abortions are outlawed, and this is no different. shutting the fuck up is free.

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

he’s doing pilates

I wrote an essay on @defector.com about my archival misadventures putting together the book that is Gendertrash From Hell. Many thanks to @laurentheisen.bsky.social it was really nice to *get* edited for once. Lauren u rule!

wip wednesday is the feeling of finding an absolute tense switching disaster when you're looking for a clip to post