The crossword is asking me about red and black from les mis and all I know is that black is the color of dis bear

I salute everyone who DNFs books, for reasons petty or otherwise. I just grow increasingly disgruntled and skim faster

Great point, Shakira (4) now officially has more World Cup appearances than her ex (3)

Today is the second day in a row WFH which turns out my brain is CONVINCED it’s Friday, especially since I have almost no meetings today

Wore my MN FAFO shirt to the gym because the gym doesn’t care, then ran into my neighbors on the way home and they were like, ‘so, is it because the loon is an aggressive bird?’ okay how much time do you have to unpack the political imagery here

Extremely delighted to say LONG LIVE EVIL has been chosen as a Top Read and is now in a Kindle Deal going for 1.99 for a limited run beginning today! Please shove evil upon your loved ones, so you can fall in the chaos pit together. www.amazon.com/Long-Live-Ev... #booksky

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

They’re either doing group charades or yunho is about to demand a piggy back ride

CHOI POUT-OFF

A bizarre sequence in which the Brazilian coach is shown a yellow and forced to put on a white pullover because his shirt is the same color as the USA's kit, he mocks the referee through most of it as well

I’m supposed to go to the office tomorrow but I have six (6) hours of meetings and if you want me to go to the office for that you need to give me an office, I am simply not going to spend all day trying to find a phone room

Everyone clap, I did a chore that was both tedious and also extremely bad for my anxiety (replacing all my smoke detectors bc they were at end of life)

It's been a tough day but enormously cheered by this Reddit thread of a guy demanding Tesco treat bananas as berries for the purpose of getting extra club card points. www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...

Wouldn’t have checked out this quirky lesbian romcom novel if I knew it was set in Green Bay

‘Hey can you go visit a customer in NJ next week?’ Right on schedule! I’m getting so good at predicting when sales is going to ask me things like this

Much more upset than I would have expected to learn about Gordon Wood today - like, you can be a giant of academic history but you still get killed by a car in a parking lot while you’re getting your groceries

I’m going to put him in timeout

He is so good at being given ridiculous gifts

good morning to ME wydm puppydorm did a live and yeo was putting his hands all over yunho???

I feel like im a pet fish he just got and he keeps peeking at me 🥺🐠

I’m so in awe of his dedication to giving us nothing

bisexual final boss

mingi. your buttons. mingi. mingi.

For reasons beyond understanding, I have been cc’d on this contract discussion and you would not believe how many emails I’ve gotten from various lawyers today

Replaced the battery in my little desktop thermometer and I gotta say: mistake

Seonghwa I have Concerns about these styling choices

archiveofourown.org/works/86147216 happy Friday, have a San/yeosang pwp

sometimes you're skimming fic summaries, and it's like, is he an alpha or is he just tall

I was truly not prepared for a future in which the phrase "stolen compute from Chipotle's AI chat bot" makes any kind of sense.

Not sure I’ve been in a situation before where engineering is asking for more stuff to get in before launch and product is like ‘nah we’ll just keep making changes post launch’

“What’s your Hate Language?” “Gift-giving.”

Me, joking around with the new hire yesterday: hey you want to come to this meeting in New Jersey Him: … no, not really Today: Sales: [customer in NJ] has almost signed! [new hire], let’s get you scheduled on some meetings

I have some suggestions for accessories.

19 years ago, paramore released ‘misery business’

My office has gone all in to fake phishing emails as training, so it’s always very exciting when I get to report a real phishing email

what's the worst part about posting fic and why is it the summary

Achievement(?) unlocked at the gym: got so tangled in an unexpected way that the instructor had to troubleshoot at me to get me back down to the ground But! They did not have to get the ladder out

One of these guys has a song about being a mafia boss and killing people and one of releases covers of classic Christmas songs

do you want to feel like you're doing drugs without actually doing drugs, just look at this map

that is not how a no trade clause works!!!!!

I can’t explain why this is such a problem but it is

the problem with the harem fic - okay one of many problems - is that as i keep making edits to pull plot together, i hit a point where i'm like 'okay now i need to reread the whole thing to see how it's coming together' which is like. a four hour commitment.

alarming texts to get from neighbors: 'does anyone know what's up with all the water' (in the street, luckily, which means that the city is Doing Stuff, dpw is even out there)

They see the mob fic in my ‘to write’ list just sitting there and they’re providing encouragement

Today’s promo photos are quite a contrast in who gets the dramatic makeup and who does not

I can’t stop laughing

Downside: took serious physic damage this morning when I got email to my fannish account that I have a jira ticket overdue (put a due on a project I’m the drawer so I’d remember to take it out of the drawer)

I love how Jongho always tries to tell us that he never goes anywhere or does anything and then his friends are just constantly posting about hanging out with him

Which mutual(s) would like to be an audience to me workshopping this

I was out of the house for like seven hours Doing Stuff and I gotta say I am not built for this