a panamera? really?

I figured out how to make my writing software give me a running tally of how many words I need to write if I want to be finished by a certain date, and, unfortunately, due to who I am as a person,

Wait i forgot the funniest part, so, okay, they very clearly felt they had to provide EVERYTHING that might go on the table, right, so along with the rolls they put some butter in the bag. Six rolls - a nice plausible number for ‘dinner for 4-6’ As for the butter…

Neither my mom or I really wanted to do much cooking for thanksgiving so we ordered all the savory stuff from a local restaurant (and are going to make pies), and their standard order was ‘all the fixings for 4-6’ so we decided that would be good, have some leftovers, etc etc

Sat down before the festivities and my Yuletide draft is DONE (granted with some major [more fight here] chunks)

it's here it's QUEER it's the 2025 Queer Adult SFF Books list!!!! 🌈📚🌈📚🌈📚🌈

i’m so happy for him

#wipmonday nation’s boyfriend would like to not be the boyfriend, actually

Was supposed to go to bed early and whoops stayed up too late rereading my own fic. It’s written exactly to my taste!

A picture of Wooyoung, allegedly

I need to unpack the use of the kiss emoji here

In my teens I briefly flirted with bowler hat wearing, a flirtation that abruptly came to an end the day I also tried to eat an apple and got called a 'Magritte Dickhead' by a particularly cultured bully.

Urgent MSP #Caturday 🧵: these two handsome boys need a loving home as circumstances sadly force their person to part with them. Bones & Basil are a bonded pair and need to stay together. Both are vaxxed, neutered, and very sociable. 1/

since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

Very traditional to post a picture of the birthday boy with yourself on his birthday

Hello please rec me your favorite ‘we shouldn’t but I can’t stop’, fic or romance

Unless the thieves are a rival ballet company, I desperately want to see the facial expressions when they open that truck and discover they've stolen the set for the Nutcracker. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

hongsan | 3.7k | E 🐺 alpha/alpha sexy yearning 🐺 choi san-typical earnest inloveisms 🐺 a fun and not at all emotional time for all involved! for @suheafoams.bsky.social, with love archiveofourown.org/works/74723831

He’s a ten but goes to dance practice in the worst hat you’ve ever seen

#wipmonday nation’s boyfriend would like to not be the boyfriend, actually

Yoongi?????

These pictures clearly demand an AU but I haven’t been able to figure out what kind yet

This is fascinating!

Finding a new job would be too much work so it’s easier to let them keep promoting me

Delta keeps emailing me all ‘we’re very sorry to tell you that we’ve had to make some changes to your upcoming flight’ and I panic and then read the email and it’s ’your first flight leaves 20 minutes earlier now’ and guys you gotta come up with a less dire subject line

Oh I love this draping

When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%. phys.org/news/2025-11...

holy shit the taemin “veil” performance that the kelly clarkson show just put up is 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 jangles the whole body and brain youtu.be/XpaHCrXxRK0

sent the typo "midwets" and I think that's my new name for the Great Lakes tbh

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Soup season

They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)

1) YES! YOU'RE NOT OLD stop saying that 2) "that's a labor law violation" NAMJOON 🤣🤣

My brain: so we’re on vacation now, right? Me: I have work today My brain: but you only have meetings in the morning so after that is vacation Me: well I do have two days of work next week My brain: VACATION

[rkive] Instagram story

Rings true

Sorry to the Australians but this exchange rate is good for me

I too enjoy the clips where you can hear Jongho rehearsing in the background of some other idol’s interview, but they are the wrong clips to post when you’re responding to a claim about loud idols. Jongho is PROFESSIONALLY loud, other members of the group are personally loud

living in open carry state: kinda bad when everyone's waving guns around also living in open carry state: kinda funny when it's time for senior citizens to waggle guns at ICE for trampling on their begonias

very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved

OH NO

Art school problems

Anybody in the Boston area want to see Katseye tonight? I'm sick and can't go, so I have a ticket up for grabs.

I keep writing on my Yuletide and the end doesn’t get any closer

Reading Left Hand of Darkness for (somehow) the first time and did you know: this book is pretty good!

Highlights from the Bundled Up on Broad auction opening tmow 11/13!! (Buys warm clothes for the families at my synagogue Rodeph Shalom Philly's food pantry, or give directly to our wishlist: bit.ly/bundled25) I HAVE to start with Olivia Waite's beaded octopus www.32auctions.com/organization...

B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species