he’s such a little bean. my special little man, my scrungly baby 💕

😔

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Toontown

One reason I dont watch a lot of normal political content from liberals is because it's clear that so much of their political project is just "owning the right wingers" for likes and clicks.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

It's hard to comprehend just how fucked up the move where Klif slightly lifts his leg is until you get hit by it 1 time, and that experience becomes a core trauma instantaneously

Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't

Guy whose life is flashing before his eyes and accidentally spoils himself on a movie he wanted to rewatch

Been thinking about "give me the ball papa" youtu.be/QabOws88zD4

the internet will make yuri out of anything and that's one of it's best qualities

As a known modern fighting game hater, 2xko is so good!! It took forever to come out but it was worth the wait! It feels incredibly polished and made with love Despite all their ethical failures by upper management, Riot Games really only makes masterpieces

i love when speedrunners talk about speedrunning like a grizzled old sailor talking about the sea

Miku!

me when my girl takes her top off

Just spelled "recommended" correctly on the first try 😎

GAME THEORY: going to sleep at 5 AM every night is bad for me actually

Discord plz add Canadian english. Stop underlining my u's.

NOBODY BEATS AXE 29 TIMES IN A ROW!!!

Why am I the only good gaming youtuber

Maractus Monday!! FINALLY HERE!! My prized possession... BEAUTIFUL!

It is with a heavy heart I announce that I'm switching back from Pikachu to Sheik. I keep getting blinder but it's okay because Sheik doesn't require eyes :)

Too many of my fellow Weed Enjoyers opt to pair it with getting behind the wheel.

Every copy of Silksong is personalized

Cursed Number xkcd.com/3137/

A chat command that replies to "Goron is this true?" with a simple

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

Just clicked on a music video and Firefox gave me a popup with a quick AI summary of this page... Yeah it's Cheerleader by Porter Robinson I don't think there's much to cover via text here

Smokin the shit that made poly amorous

I've been in the lab cooking up brand new methods to transition with estrogen 🤓🧪

I'm gonna eat my cardboard

I feel symbiotically linked with my controller right now.

>iterative hardware >no 3D Mario at launch >Donkey Kong game made by EPD >Kirby Air Ride >Metroid Prime Welcome back Nintendo GameCube

i like how fantasy card games are like this

Thankfully, she IS in fact ballin'🏀

This is my daughter Glörp. She has every disease

switched to phob hori like two days ago and somehow i just pulled this out of my ass? first half decent finished run

I’m proud of you, Knuckle Joe!

wow I already DREW a bunch of kirbies two years ago! hooray! hooray!

Mods, salt this girl's eyeballs

we have to be honest with ourselves: she's serving cunt.

If Ice Cube played Link in the Zelda movie

Today I learned that Big Bird is Ace, as seen here in this pic from Sesame Street: Sports for PS1

you should appreciate more how many individual things there are. have you tried counting them? my favourites are the living ones, they do a lot

I saw Gonzo in my cheeto puff today

Hello Teto!!

It's a little cute when my friends are doomscrolling and they read a fear-provoking headline about "In the Toronto area" and send it to our discord like "watch out guys!!" Thanks I do live here but I'll keep that in mind ♥️