never say never era was peak justin bieber. the white jacket OVER the purple hoodie made fashion history

gonna start carrying smooth flat rocks everywhere in case of a spontaneous rock skipping competition

tell people how you feel!! we gotta be more honest with each other

a cross-country amtrak ride would fix me

lie about your employment history on your resume. the worst that can happen is embarrassment, rejection, wasted time… uhhh… actually maybe don’t

and with the metro rewind update… I MADE IT!!! TOP .9% LET’S GOOOO!! i’d like to thank @wmata.com and beyoncé and everyone that believed in me #metrorewind #wmata

hurt people hurt people. happy people.. happy people?

you can’t comprehend my planning capabilities. i am thinking in terms of decades instead of minutes or hours. allow me to demonstrate: when im 50 i will want to eat a grilled cheese

is there an industry that stranger things DOESN’T have a collab with

i don’t know what this says about me but i will ALWAYS find vending machine malfunctions funny

referring to the entire female reproductive system as “vagina” is like calling the digestive system “esophagus”

this is my first post in 2026.

does anyone here play video games

the way americans talk about egypt is really weird. it exists right now and people live there!

if you’re getting a lot of new year’s resolutions content on your feed, don’t get stressed out!! remember that jan 1 is just another day, and you have plenty of time to start new habits!! setting a few small goals is better than a bunch of big ones

"we'll play it by ear" has a 20% success rate for me. if it's not in my calendar in PEN, it's not happening sorry

The debat.

“if i were rich id have lambos and designer clothes and a big house” ok but what about teenage engineering gear. i would have so much

i love learning new things but i fear i will run out of disk space. ten more rabbit holes and i will forget my own name

concept: airbus a318 with an a380 rudder

ok they can’t ALL be first responders…

i wanna hear from people with short-lived meme tattoos. i’m talking about dat boi, big chungus, damn daniel. OR the finger mustache tattoo.

the two genders

even if teen girls only liked justin bieber because he was cute. would that be so horrible

one of these years i will celebrate the fourth of july in pittsburgh. i just wanna know what it’s like

every time i’m in public and see a couple/family struggling to take a selfie i offer to take their picture. so far everyone’s taken me up on it, highly recommend!!

do you actually have valid criticism of that thing? or has social media conditioned you into believing that being negative will validate you (by way of likes and replies) so you make up some bullshit to feel important?

i was right :D

opened facebook and my feed was flooded with jonghyun photos. it’s okay i was planning on crying tonight anyways 🥲❤️‍🩹 i can’t believe he’s been gone for 8 years

2025 #metrorewind !!!!! thank you @wmata.com for a great year of transit 🚇💚

if your guess was “gulf war edits” you’re correct!!

PLEASE go to this page (change the username in the url) and see what your fate will be. “the cave of trophonius” puts a label on your profile…. i was run over by a mars rover?? clearsky.app/squeakybeee/...

@wmata.com the suspense is killing me 😭😭

there has to be a support group for zillenials that grew up listening to dave ramsey. i can’t let myself spend money on things other than rent and groceries as a young adult without an overwhelming sense of guilt and shame

if you were to look through the videos under the slowed-down macarena tiktok sound, what do you think you’d see? get ur guesses in now because the answer is so wild

2025 has been so shit for memes and 67 is trying to make up for lost time

boy am i hungry walking around, i could use a handwich

i’m going to nyc and will buy a hotdog from zohran mamdani

chat what am i doing

2pm and i’m on my threeth (3th) energy drink of the day

accepting and doubling down on the “weird” things that make me happy has been so freeing!!

rare linguistic pet peeve: using “quote unquote” before a quote. open your quote, say the line, then close it!!

i play the coolest instrument in the world

would anyone hate me if i started a blog

two hours ago i told myself i was gonna go to bed early and now im trying to find my baton to see if i could still conduct the devils dance from stravinsky’s a soldiers tale

I MISS MARCHING BAND

there’s something very strange about finding memes u saved in 2013

manifesting top 1% ✨🔮

trying to get in the top 1% of riders on wmata metro rewind. i need to cram like i have an exam