i’ve been politicsmaxxing recently. i rly just responded to “free healthcare” as if it was my name

anyone wanna play hide and seek

wmata

does anyone else get these ads

is water bottle culture considered a public health phenomenon

found out the head of hr at my company uses chatgpt for a LOT of projects. ironic considering what the H stands for

“icl” “ngl” “gotta be honest” “gonna keep it a buck” what happened to lying?? a good, old-fashioned fib?? did they stop teaching the art of deceit in schools?

fav genre of post gotta be “person over 50 years old realizes/accepts they’ve been trans this whole time and starts transition!!” then they post a bunch of selfies bc they’re so happy with how they look!!! i can only imagine how relieving and validating that must be

stranger things and harry potter were more beloved for their aesthetics than plot lbr

every few months microsoft lets a capuchin monkey rearrange all the outlook settings and menus for a windows update that makes everything “easier to find”

shoutout daylight savings. 6pm rly feels like 100pm now

if you’re telling me about an argument you had and repeat what the other person said in an over-the-top mocking voice i’m not taking your side seriously

wanting to add bullshit to my work email signature. i work with too many “firstname lastname, CMP Esq. PhD” etc. etc. i could absolutely impress a client with “firstname lastname, costco gold star member, tic tac toe state champion (5’7 btw)”

mantra for not getting murdered: i have a smile that darkens the room. i am the death of the party. i am the person nobody goes to for help. i would hurt a fly.

oh to be a teenager in 2012 listening to @hankgreen.bsky.social talk about the higgs boson…. this was peak internet and i miss it #noedge

why do ppl act like bra sizes end at D. bigger? another D. there are more letters i promise

the internet is so fun to me! i just keep learning stuff then finding something else to learn about and on and on

is zohran’s wife single

GET ME OUT OF PHILADELPHIA

hey i opted into doing photography for a meetup this weekend and barely know how to operate a camera does anyone have any tips #yolo

making fun of a horn players inability to play low notes call that conn descending (i promise this is funny)

possibly the craziest livery to be installed in 2015 #aviation

gustav holst top 1 writer of singable melodies don’t fight me on this

me as a butterfly:

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i have a five day weekend ahead of me i’m getting litttttttt (getting my flu shot)

does anyone here play skycards

TURN UP THE LIGHTS AT RESTAURANTS I WANT TO SEE WHAT IM EATING

choosing to go into the office tomorrow 🫩 BUT getting to ride the metro for the first time in almost two weeks 🥹😁😍🔥💕🥳🤩🎉 i love @wmata.com so much ❤️❤️❤️

chat i’m lowkey not having a great time rn i think a solo nyc trip would fix me

learning to draw furries to eventually make a fortune drawing eyes on class notes

god i miss new york

chat does this photo look fake

how are u gonna make a video game iceberg video and not know the difference between gilvasunner and silvagunner. im tired of youtube

FUCK EVERYTHING, I AM GOING TO ACHIEVE MY GOALS.

3:30 but pronounced threeth hurty

cargo plane?? haha nooo…. car go… uhhh … cargo… joe mama

god dude

the right-wing-podcastification of the kennedy center is getting out of hand

boeing 747

remember when tumblr looked like this

do u think early humans had fingerprints with barely any rings. like a low serial number

“what were you doing up so late last night??”

remember when we were all using horse shampoo

airbus

love how dairy product packaging is like “look!! no hormone!!!!* * it literally makes no difference either way so nobody gives a shit”

me every 3 hours finding a new interesting topic/hobby

i think i was the only shipt shopper that ever took their job seriously

dc metro isn’t crowded 😁 dc metro isn’t crowded 😦

kinda fucked up that animal crossing named a horse “elmer”