Saw the Zohran campaign sign generator on Instagram and had to get this out of my head. Ok goodbye again.

Uh sure let's just do the Civ theme Hall of Fame. These are a selection from each mainline game I've played (IV-VII)

Civ7 Pirate Republic Theme joins the Hall of Fame for Civ theme songs btw

i need the xbox controller shibari

I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEEEEED IT

Having the best mental health day in months, new depression treatment plan is Zohran wins every day for the rest of time

styling my carhart like a phrygian cap in case one of the other hipsters reports me to the Comittee of Public Safety.

RIP BOZO apnews.com/article/dick...

wisconsin sports fans, the green bay packers in particular, get very loud and very angry about the prospect of a team losing a game at any point

calculating how much i'd need to save over the next few months to afford a machine that can run EUV and at some point I'd be saving money and making more friends doing drugs

wow just realized that baseball fucking sucks

Tonight the Senate passed the bill I led with Tim Kaine to reverse the tariffs on Canada. 🇨🇦 Trump’s boneheaded economics amount to a tariff tax on Americans and are hurting businesses and workers.

if the blue jays win the world series, they will need to ensure that every member of their roster is at least 21 years old before celebrating with champagne. this is because the legal drinking age in canada is 21, with the exception of quebec, where the legal drinking age is also 21

#BloodOnTheClocktower Tuesdays I cut work early to try out a new script and all the dorks who work for the evil company 5 blocks down the road showed up at the time I have to leave to make it and camped out and told me "I should've left earlier if I wanted to play"

oh no i just checked tucker krafts twitter

Tucker Kraft can do it all

That's a very relaxed birdie

to quote the great @jonbois.bsky.social, the Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.

Tucker Kraft plays like a snow mobile

nude is a curious pant color for a contact sport

wow we have a kid off the street who can nail a 61 yarder or a sexual predator who can't real tough decision

wow the steelers uniform is ass moreover, pittsburgh must be destroyed

A special announcement! New character type just dropped 💚 😈

#BloodOnTheClockTower Tuesday again, pulled up 5 minutes early and the game filled up 10 minutes early despite dreadful weather. SOL We'll try again next round

"no i like the donner kebab! i just thought you meant something else"

isn't it odd that the government runs the developmental league for football

The Woker, coming out to Batman: "Ya wanna know how I got these scars?"

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing

slowly realizing will stancil might show up in textbooks

i let a guy skip me in line at chipotle so he could be with his pal and the mf ordered a quesadilla lesson learned

we're starting him again dawg we are going to LOSE

SEATTLE KING STREET STATION NOW HAS A CAFE SEATTLE KING STREET STATION NOW HAS A CAFE SEATTLE KING STREET STATION NOW HAS A CAFE

many people on the evil website believe I am canadian for some reason and keep giving me this weird window into canadian populism

Pfister? I hardly even- I mean damn yeah that tracks www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

you can almost understand the histrionics and pleading when you remember that a lot of jd vances friends just lost their jobs

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

welp Mariners v Dodgers will still be a fun world series