let's third wheel with a couple hopefully they won't fight in front of me

Celebrate World Milk Day with John "the Homelander" Gillman! Fun fact! A creamy delicious milkshake still has all the calcium and vitamins you'd expect from a glass of milk!

CHEATING ALLEGATIONS: Carolina Hurricanes have been accused of RIGGING THE STANLEY CUP by building a high school within 1000 ft of their stadium, preventing Golden Knights goaltender Carter Hart from playing.

Watch now: The Times Opinion columnist Ezra Klein is moderating a forum with top Democratic candidates for governor of California, asking them how they will address the state’s housing crisis. Tune into the livestream now: nyti.ms/4u1Yy24

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

2028 is a long way out but it's going to be either Newsom or Pritzker. Not an endorsement of either but it is almost certainly going to be one of those two.

hate to 2017 libpost amidst the president calling for genocide against Iran but it was funny that he let JD Vance go to voicemail on live TV

i'm writing a book that won't be called 20021 but it does reflect the events of 20020 and i'll charge at least slightly less than $1000 for it. how's that sound

working on stuff

happy day humanity becomes immortal and sterile day

ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese. you could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker.

I'm Spacemaxxing rn Ad Astra - Bad Interstellar - Obviously Great Project Hail Mary - Good Europa Report - Fine First Man - Pretty Good Gravity - Bad Sunshine - Great The Expanse - Good

by the way this is the last day you can have a child or die

buh buh buh wanna go to space hey lady lady lady lady lady.... SPACE

Begrudgingly I will admit strict constructionism is really great when insane people take over the country

people talk about the dark enlightenment as if the actual enlightenment wasn't also racist

162-0 season still alive lfg #BrewSky

le jour de baseball est arrive

Project Hail Mary is getting a little overhyped. I love it, it's a fun movie that gets a lot of little things right and has some gorgeous shots. But! it is not a better movie than Arrival, nor Interstellar, nor Sunshine.

everyone is talking about the fox sweater but I'm a sucker for the suit and tie look.

go see PHM 👎👎

for what it's worth i don't think Abughazaleh should feel bad at all if this goes the way it looks like it will from here. she ran a strong campaign in a spot where she was always going to be a massive underdog and she came much, much closer to doing the thing than I expected.

in a bar filled with "fans" of a concert that started 30 min ago next door

did you know that in amsterdam netherlands they call baseball "honkball" baynews9.com/fl/tampa/spo...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Sources tell me the rules based international order is stable. Please god.

realizing that explaining the "doge" meme to a girl I liked in high school played a non-negligible role in her marriage to a white-supremacist metalhead

i have once again taken the game of thrones pill Baelor Targaryen reminded me of the joy of the brief time I got to know Ned Stark, Robb Stark, Renly Baratheon, and Margaery Tyrell. Also why was anyone ever surprised Daenerys turned out insane? She's a teenager with hydrogen bombs

RIVALRY WIN. USA women’s hockey dominates Canada and earns the top seed in the knockout stage.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

JAKE PAUL IS AT THE OLYMPICS? jake paul is married to an olympian? a dutch figure skater? do better netherlands

they honestly should've given the MVP to Seattle's kicker. Two coffin kicks in one game is miraculous

i was at a SB party filled with pretty laid back engineers booing hissing and outbursts when the coinbase logo came up

"meal diamond" sounds like a cumtown bit

reminded of Giorgia Meloni's Inglesi anti-anxiety affirmations phone case

Americans are not notoriously a fashionable people but Ralph Lauren never misses

jd vance jumpscare

stream freezes the second old glory shows up fallen empire indeed

dj is quite possibly the most european (derogatory) person to live

i was unaware we had changed the exonym of Turkey to Türkiye? not that hard of a name to pronounce but like, Germany doesn't ask us to call them "Deutschland"

dreaming of travel to Taiwan

why are the Dutch orange? the eponymous Orange is in Southern France!

Two things I know about Dr Mehmet Oz: Thinks Greek Yogurt is a scam Very passionate about uncovering so-called Armenian fraud network

We are Will Stancil

ALL MN PROTESTERS Absolutely nothing could be worse for our cause than violence and rioting. It is what ICE and Trump obviously want. Do not burn down our own city to protest invaders; they do not care; they will enjoy it. Do not do it. Do not let your fellow protesters do it.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.