Me: Mom, can we have Mamdani? Mom: No, we have Mamdani at home. Mamdani at home:

A noun, a verb, a 9-1-1 is that anything

TIL that Mi Sant wraps each of their delicious spring rolls in a clear plastic that looks deceptively like rice paper. Don't ask me how I learned this.

100% would see.

When you were fresh out of college what was your very first checking account number

If you love eating raw garlic but looking to expand your horizons a bit, my I suggest Lunds & Byerlys dill pickle spears.

To be fair, JD Vance thought Hungary was still part of the Ottoman Empire

Is it true that Ikea is renaming one of their products after the long-term prime minister of Hungary and what Vance did for him?

THANK YOU MR. VICE PRESIDENT!!!

Robyn Hitchcock fans: I just put two tickets for tonight's sold out show at the Turf Club back up for sale on AXS. Bummed I can't go, maybe you'll be luckier.

Never thought I'd need to mute keywords "Lennon" and "Zappa" but here we are.

You've already heard me talk about the importance of HCMC--to me, personally, to thousands of people who go there every year, to rural communities whose doctors & nurses & med staff have trained at HCMC. If this is important to you--sign on to the petition. Tell your story about why.

Yes, Meta AI, what *is* the story behind "Cycle Killer"? Could it be that you suck rocks?

reaching new levels of inflatable frog choreography

I'm not celebrating the Ides of March, I'm keeping the Stabbath

Here’s that video of Bobcat Goldthwait doing YMCA as Bono with Jason Narducy you were looking for.

The Nature Conservancy out of Nordeast NOW.

I listened to this and it was better than a therapy session

Post an old Milhouse Van Houten-ass photo of yourself

Reservoir Muppets

Rand Paul is a Republican U.S. Senator from Kentucky, serving since 2011. Born in 1963, he is a physician and son of Ron Paul. Known for libertarian‑leaning positions, he advocates limited government, fiscal restraint, and civil liberties

49 years ago today Fred Schneider, Cindy Wilson & Kate Pierson of The B-52′s making their worldwide debut at a Valentine’s Day house party in Athens, GA, February 14, 1977. Photo by Kelly Bugden #punk #punkrock #newwave #womenofpunk #theb52s #history #punkrockhistory

I didn't notice on Sunday. Billie Joe from Green Day was rockin' the Minnesota rebel loon on his Les Paul Junior 🎸 at the Super Bowl. His wife is from MN and they have a house here. He mentions it everyone they play MN.

Post a banger that isn't in English

Trump released the Epstein files to distract from Will Stancil

This is who is running this account (It's Yogi, Yogi Bear is running this account.)

This is the treehugger running this account

Freedy Johnston in December 1994, I think, on his "This Perfect World" tour.

A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

What happened to David M. Perry‬ @lollardfish.bsky.social? Account deactivated?

Heads Up Minneapolis! MAGA propagandists Cam Higby, Kevin Posobiec & Hailey West have been spotted undercover otg & filming people today. They mean to twist your anger & sorrow into demonization. Avoid or nonviolently, but firmly, demand they leave. The less content you give them, the better.

Early electric chair, 1963 https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/3892

Hey, @metrotransitmn.bsky.social - Would've been nice if you'd notified us you were routing buses off Nicollet Mall at 8th St. today. People waiting for buses that never showed up and on the coldest day of the year. Old folks. No emails, nothing displayed at the stops, nothing on the website.

Helicopter left but is back hovering over downtown again...

Interesting and informative discussion of what the Insurrection Act is and isn't. Worth the 20 minutes of your time if, like me, you're worried but not up to speed on the subject.

(I can attest to the fact that Russ did a similar fundraiser for Bolts — and delivered plenty of resources thanks to all of you reposting!)

For Renee Nicole Good, for her wife, child, city, country, and every person she died to protect... it's fundraiser time. I'm giving $1 to Community Aid Network MN for each repost this gets. AND $1 for each new follower I get. And if YOU donate to Community Aid Network MN, tell me and I'll match it.

I believe this video shows the arrest of Mar Navarro and their partner

That goofball in Apt. 102 locked themselves out of the building *again* smdh

Just arrived in immaculate condition from @tomtomorrow.bsky.social's Kickstarter. Fantastic print quality and the complimentary stickers were an unexpected treat.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.

You can help Bolts continue to provide crucial coverage of local elections. Here's how: - Repost this = I donate $1. - Follow @boltsmag.org = I donate $1. - Donate (link below) + tell me how much = I match your donation. (Donate monthly = I match a year's worth)

You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Hell yeah