*spends an hour designing my character in Cyberpunk 2077* *game is in first person*

Maybe I should make up my own peace prize and award it to myself.

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

So did like Cloudflare replace all their people with AI or....?

Did you know that in the 90's Mark Wahlberg was in a techno hip hop group called Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. It's exactly as cringe as you expect it to be youtu.be/_kctwd4w7R0?...

I fucking hate that its dark at half 4

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Legitimate change to consumer law: reintroduce the clause where a ‘discounted’ price can only be advertised if the previous ‘higher’ price was charged for a minimum period of time, e.g. 30 days of previous 90 While they’re at it: Ban ‘Black Friday’ promotions ending before Black Friday occurs

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TIL Famke Janssen is in an episode of The Next Generation where she plays an empathic mutant. Talk about typecasting 😆

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

My absolute favourite thing about Ghost of Yotei is when she wipes or flicks the blood from her blade before sheathing it. So fucking badass.

Aw Google AI, you did your best *pats head*

aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks

parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole

Software utilities, I think, must be treated the same way: regulated (including price) and operated under oversight. Otherwise, they're just a robber-baron monopoly with a stranglehold on the economy. 4/5

When half the internet doesn't work because of a failure of a single vendor, that vendor is a utility, in the same way that power, water, and, back in the day, the phone companies, are/were utilities. 3/5

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With apologies to those whose yoga classes were disrupted by the 1916 Rising, Bolands Mills is back open again.

Meanwhile, the practice of unscrupulous characters selling rotten fish to starving people continues despite the best efforts of the Mayor of Cork.

Meanwhile, development in Irish fisheries was delayed by London investors concerned by the laziness of Irish workers. "In Ireland there is plenty of the finest fish, but the people are too idle to work, and too ill-disposed to allow others to work.

Regarding the availability of fish during the Great Famine: in 1847, the matter of a lack of support for developing Irish fisheries was raised in Parliament. From 1825 to 1835 parliament voted £143,791 for stimulating 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 fisheries... but only £12,000 for Ireland.

We never acknowledge how masterfully white supremacist billionaires managed to destroy social media as an organizer tool and completely atomized us. Twitter & tiktok had to be sold. Meta already belonged to them and this app here is a poor man's Twitter but coded to prevent educating and organizing

Scored a city on my first turn in Carcassonne. My husband: "Do you know who else scored early and didn't win?"

Love that my entire timeline on here is currently some version of OH MY FUCKING GOD (positive)

Troy story 3 📸 Attila Kisbedenek

AND TROY PARROTT DOES IT

HON IRELAND!!!!

<rant> A periodic reminder that Sprints, Backlogs, Daily Scrums, Scrum Boards, Scrum Masters, Product Owners, Points, Velocity, PIs, etc., have NOTHING AT ALL to do with "Agile." Agility comes from working small, delivering frequently for feedback from actual customers, and adapting based on 1/3

Anderson is seriously underrated. She has great comedy chops.

i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

Morning, still can't believe voting for Catherine Connolly would end in a 2-0 win over Portugal(with added Ronaldo red card bonus) but here we are. #Ireland #Speirgorm #football #footie

What a result! what a performance! 🇮🇪IRE 2 - 0 🇵🇹POR The Aviva is rocking! #IRLPOR #COYBIG

I'm at home in front of the PS5 and getting live updates from my husband on how Ireland is kicking Portugal's ass. #COYBIG

What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

I hate the Port Tunnel. It's so claustrophobic 😭

Wistfully remembering what life was like without a mouth ulcer *sigh*

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

17 degrees in November. Very normal. Very not concerning.

My hair greatly dislikes the 100% humidity we're having

there are no "legitimate concerns" about immigration. there are "legitimate concerns" about how poorly a country is run for the people who live there by the powerful and lies about how this is the fault of immigrants and not the powerful.

As someone who gets hangry I find it difficult to fathom how people are so calm when they haven't eaten and it exacerbates my hangriness.

Missing the bones of my cat who I had to put to sleep last week. Working from home is especially difficult. The empty cat bed beside my desk... 😢

Carrots are the weirdest fruit. You get out like 3 carrots and it's like this is a good amount of food and then you peel and cut them and your are rinsing them in the collander and its like this is way too many carrots and then you cook them and serve them and youre like this was not enough carrots

Maria Steen wanted access to the Áras so she could turn Higgins' dog into a coat

✨️Equality✨️

Catherine Connolly got more votes than any other president in history - any pol corr or commentator trying to convince you that the story is actually the spoiled votes is showing you their whole arse, and should be treated accordingly.

You will be happy to know I am on my fifth box of Monster Mallows.