I wonder if this has anything to do with the country with the GIGANTIC STAR OF DAVID committing genocide “on the Jews’ behalf”

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)

Living in Brooklyn 2015-18 feels like I took the last chopper out of Nam, if 1960s Nam turned into a dystopian technocratic hellscape

Dems were FULLY cooked after this. Trusting them at all thereafter was a fool’s errand.

Outside of straight-up asking someone their age, the best way to determine if someone’s a younger millennial vs. Gen Z is asking them who D12 is

I’m gon fix your sickness like it’s calcium or bismuth @fontainesdc.bsky.social

I will never forget how the Biden-Harris Administration’s *entire* victory was getting Trump out of office, but only for 4 years by refusing to admit we were watching a genocide in real time

Attending any Zoom or Teams meeting over 30 minutes should get you a tax break

Battle of the Red States for the NBA Finals in Trump’s America? Hell yeah, brother!

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

If one of my teams wins a championship, the entire world is gonna hear about my resilience until my last dying breath

Boomers love to buy 2020 BLM merch and then still argue cops are protectors

DOGE should be called Teenage Mutant Neo-Nazis

Sure, millennials got screwed in every facet imaginable, but nobody can take away the pure joy of seeing Snakes On A Plane live in theaters at 16

There are three types of drag queen names, and it’s like Asia Phoenix, Kalina Ottawa Vanderbilt, or Mud.

I keep thinking back to 2002-03, when all of American culture snapped into line screaming for Muslim blood. There were anti-war protests, big ones, but they were completely ignored and buried by the media. every mainstream voice was entirely pro-war. across the board. it was fascism in all but name

“We’re so sorry. Spend at least $15 at our store as a token of our apology.” @mlb.com

Can’t wait for all these exciting teams without a recent national championship to eventually lose to either Duke or Florida

I will turn 50 years old during Juan Soto’s Viking Funeral Season

Bruh

I can’t prove it, but MLBTV wouldn’t suck this hard if the DNC let Bernie run in 2016 and 2020

MLBTV is down. Fix this @mlb.com or I will have a mental breakdown. Rob Manfred you invertebrate pound cake of a person

Me: Life is awesome but the macro stuff feels unpredictably out of my control Therapist: but baseball right? Me: LFGM baby Francisco Lindor is my father Pete Alonso is my son

2028 LA Olympics gonna have that 1936 type feel

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

Kinda funny how the messaging is “don’t worry, the DC crash ignited a media frenzy; this is just at the top of the algorithm.” Ok, but maybe the news cycle shouldn’t be constant fear-mongering.

The anti-woke center blaming the anti-woke left for the rise of the anti-woke right while Black people are being targeted for expulsion from public life.

The biggest reason why I dislike the idea of respectability in dress is because it conflates the *appearance* of virtue with *actual* virtue. Wearing a suit doesn't make you respectful, intelligent, or capable, just as wearing a leather jacket doesn't make you rugged.

“What makes you think Bernie Sanders is electable?” Brother, I was listening to Rage Against the Machine and System of a Down on the school bus in 2003.

Seems like working a job you think is socially beneficial but low-paying is a lot easier when you have already accrued wealth, especially of the generational variety.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

kendrick lamar has a big surprise for the super bowl and it’s a cameo by father john misty

So glad @urnin69.bsky.social could change clothes today

Watching YouTube clips of former FBI directors warning of major national security issues interspersed with TurboTax ads. I would love to hear from the optimists so I can use your words as prayer in my eventual war bunker.

The Democratic Party *are not your fucking friends*. They are your employees. You pay their salaries, you grade them on their performance, and if they are bad at their jobs you tell them to improve quickly or they will lose their jobs and be replaced by someone who can. That is our role as Americans

Walk Hard parodied biopics so effectively that I’ve never watched a biopic

In 2020 I was trying to convince a dem primary voter to go for Bernie and his response was “I know Biden isn’t anyone’s favorite but we need someone to win and keep anything like this from happening again” and a lot of people were very sincere in that belief and Biden did let them down completely

Chappell Roan is gonna go down in history as one of the most important artists of this century

Every doctor’s like “try limiting your stress.” Ok then make me unfathomably rich

A bird family that sounds like an Australian saying “Covid” is not my idea of soothing, but this crow is cute

A toddler just unexpectedly dapped me up on the sidewalk. We need to save this country and planet.

when i hear 'this isn't the country i know' invariably it's not a minority saying it. this is the country Black and Brown people have known since there was a USA. keep that in mind when you say that you just want 'things to go back to normal'. 'normal' wasn't great for many of us.

Only a matter of time before the boomers are FB-posting the most faded MS Paint manglings of Trump’s face on Year of the Snake graphics with the cringiest captions

One of my fears about Democrats being so absent in their response to Trump is that, even if egg prices go up or society collapses, it only makes Trump more popular. There’s a reason the median sports fan loves the Lakers, Cowboys, Yankees, and Duke. People love to support winners. You have to fight.

Can’t wait for the donation link to the DNC “before it’s too late”

Good luck putting your faith in any Democrats lmao