This was painful 🧩 Puzzle #889 🤔 23 guesses ⏱️ 4m 18s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Currently having an existential crisis that Kiddo is now 4. This is manifesting in me eating the Christmas chocs and drinking tea

🧩 Puzzle #888 🤔 23 guesses ⏱️ 2m 7s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Any of my pals able to advise lovely Emrys here?

Spoilsports

The immediate mockery!! 😂😂😂

🧩 Puzzle #886 🤔 19 guesses ⏱️ 1m 36s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Slept 10 hours. Woke up hungry. Demolished a bacon, black pudding and haggis bap. I think I’ll live

PSA: do not eat dodgy chicken on Christmas Day unless you want to spend a horrific amount of time locked in the bathroom. (Thankfully feeling better after A LOT of sleep and rehydration sachets)

The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word? “Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a fucking stew”

🧩 Puzzle #885 🤔 23 guesses ⏱️ 1m 40s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Can any Cardiff friends help?

I have 3 x 1 month gift subs to share to mutuals. Pop me a DM if you want one

🧩 Puzzle #884 🤔 15 guesses ⏱️ 1m 33s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Nadolig llawen🎄🎄🎄❤️ it’s Kiddo’s 4th birthday today so we’re leaning into the chaos a little bit more

Happy #duvetknowitschristmas to all who celebrate

🧩 Puzzle #883 🤔 10 guesses ⏱️ 35s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Out of office is on ❤️

Solidarity with everyone also working tomorrow

It is done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Having to sort my monthly finance report for work and am feeling decidedly unfestive about it

🧩 Puzzle #881 🤔 11 guesses ⏱️ 1m 5s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #880 🤔 19 guesses ⏱️ 1m 49s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Framed #1381 🎥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

Ozzy so wide now (Comparison pictures by Sophie Fischer)

🧩 Puzzle #879 🤔 15 guesses ⏱️ 1m 54s 🔗 alphaguess.com

The man is a walking red flag and has been for years

An actual masterpiece. Romesh Ranganathan does a fab version for CBeebies bedtime stories

🧩 Puzzle #878 🤔 17 guesses ⏱️ 1m 22s 🔗 alphaguess.com

This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)

🧩 Puzzle #877 🤔 12 guesses ⏱️ 58s 🔗 alphaguess.com

My copy of Doctor Who Christmas Specials, featuring a piece on The Next Doctor, arrived today! Naturally, I went and re-read my own writing first, and I didn’t die from embarrassment, so it must be good. Looking forward to reading the rest! It’s an absolute thrill to be in a proper #DoctorWho book.

Kiddo’s discovered KPop Demon Hunters and is singing along (in toddlerish) to Golden ❤️

Really interesting breakdown of the latest Welsh polling ahead of next May’s elections

Fallen to child-induced lurgy 😭

🧩 Puzzle #876 🤔 11 guesses ⏱️ 57s 🔗 alphaguess.com

If I see another Instagram ‘chef’ say a 20 minute marinade is fine I’m gonna scream

Ffs

🧩 Puzzle #875 🤔 38 guesses ⏱️ 13m 5s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #874 🤔 14 guesses ⏱️ 1m 3s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #873 🤔 14 guesses ⏱️ 1m 46s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Always the narrator 🙄 yes I was a ‘pleasure to teach’ and now looking at a ND diagnosis, why do you ask?

My tree is a complete mish-mash but I love it 🎄

🧩 Puzzle #872 🤔 16 guesses ⏱️ 1m 18s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Watched the first two eps of ‘The War Between the Land and the Sea’. Typically ‘subtle’ storytelling from RTD. That said, I will watch the lovely Russell Tovey in just about anything.

I do not want that AI slop. I do not want it while I shop. I do not want it in my hair, I do not want it ANYWHERE. I do not want it in my home. I just wish to be left alone. I do not think you hear me, Sam. I *hate* AI. Fuck you. Now scram.

🧩 Puzzle #871 🤔 15 guesses ⏱️ 1m 1s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #870 🤔 9 guesses ⏱️ 29s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #869 🤔 21 guesses ⏱️ 2m 18s 🔗 alphaguess.com

World Cup’s gonna be fun 🙃