🧩 Puzzle #945 🤔 18 guesses ⏱️ 2m 32s 🔗 alphaguess.com/945

🧩 Puzzle #944 🤔 15 guesses ⏱️ 2m 21s 🔗 alphaguess.com/944

There’s always been something ‘off’ about the whole unpaid internship thing at Noma. The reality is much, much worse

🧩 Puzzle #943 🤔 17 guesses ⏱️ 2m 29s 🔗 alphaguess.com/943

An Australian in the pub has just convinced an American the Irish word for cheers is "Cilantro"

Your average Friday night in Cardiff during the 6 Nations - just passed a chap in full Highland regalia carrying a bagpipe walking through Splott

I think the antibiotics are kicking in - not as breathless/dizzy but still very very tired 🫠

And it’s his birthday? Oh they really don’t like him

Had a little nap, anything I miss?

student: look at this wild case report! a man with severe anemia didn’t respond to infusions, but when they gave him LAMB’S BLOOD he got better me: omg a WERELAMB student: student: I can think of 3 more probable reasons it’d work, like, weight of the blood me: or he could be part fae

So made it to the Docs and I’m now on antibiotics for a chest infection 🫠

Body has been teetering on the edge of a migraine for the last 4 days and it’s making me so tired and grumpy

Gwan Matt Weston 🥇 #olympics

Mae ffrind newydd am hanner tymor. Dwedwch ‘Shwmae!’ i Sbarc

So the guy that Keith parachuted into Ely thinks he’s a good bloke

bbc two should put on ice skating on every night irregardless whether it is the olympics or not

😂

Am told Eluned Morgan, First Minister of Wales, is going to follow Anas Sarwar in calling for the PM to stand down; Also that there will be "Scottish MP ministerial resignations" afterwards Ministers saying it's the end game...

So…out by Friday then?

Mr B is out with his running club for a social. Kiddo is asleep. I’m making myself a sausage sandwich, a mug of tea and watching the Olympics. Bliss!

By any chance are all these quotes from Wes Streeting?

Did big walk. I die now.

At first I thought this table was a joke. But no, the proposals to restore the Houses of Parliament really are costed at a min of £8.4b and to take 19 yrs; max, £19.4b and 84 yrs. A normal country would go: that's absurd. Let's build a new one for a billion. committees.parliament.uk/publications...

Shouting ‘Wahey!’ in a pub if you hear a glass smash

🧩 Puzzle #927 🤔 21 guesses ⏱️ 2m 9s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Very thankful to past me for making TOO MUCH lamb and dumpling stew so that today me has lamb and dumplings for lunch

Operations manager job at the wonderful #greensquirrel in #splott, #caerdydd £28.8k, pro rata at 25hrs/week. Full details at https://greensquirrel.co.uk/jobs/ #swyddi

🧩 Puzzle #924 🤔 15 guesses ⏱️ 1m 54s 🔗 alphaguess.com

You're going to love this retelling of the story of Gwidion and Gilfaethwy from the Mabinogion: it's utter chaos

Salami/cured meats Fried chicken Doner kebab Roast potatoes Blue cheese

🧩 Puzzle #922 🤔 14 guesses ⏱️ 1m 48s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #921 🤔 10 guesses ⏱️ 54s 🔗 alphaguess.com

In the nicest possible way, nobody cares about your shit as much as you do. They all have their own shit going on and they’re worrying you’ve noticed theirs whilst you’re worrying they’ve noticed yours. They haven’t.

🧩 Puzzle #920 🤔 13 guesses ⏱️ 1m 25s 🔗 alphaguess.com

The followers can have little meme, as a treat

🧩 Puzzle #919 🤔 20 guesses ⏱️ 1m 54s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

🧩 Puzzle #916 🤔 18 guesses ⏱️ 2m 44s 🔗 alphaguess.com

Cowards

🧩 Puzzle #914 🤔 13 guesses ⏱️ 47s 🔗 alphaguess.com

🧩 Puzzle #913 🤔 13 guesses ⏱️ 1m 13s 🔗 alphaguess.com

If the MP for Great Yarmouth is interested in Welsh politics he’s welcome to stand for election in Wales

James Evans has been booted out of the Tory group in the Senedd. He was shadow health sec in the shadow cabinet. Welsh Conservative leader Darren Millar said:

I do not know why this has obsessed me so. I'm not a tarot girlie but I am maybe a Richard Scarry girlie? IDEK The Hanged Man?

🧩 Puzzle #909 🤔 18 guesses ⏱️ 1m 24s 🔗 alphaguess.com

It’s funny how many of those politicians who couldn’t shut up about “sovereignty” during the Brexit referendum have now spun on a dime because Daddy wants an island. #Greenland

If you are near Leicester or London and want to see a queer girl make a show about pettiness that is in itself an act of pettiness, would love to see you. Work very much in progress. #britcom #standupcomedy #lgbtq #pettyhistory

Cardiff Bay looking pretty this morning

Job Opportunity! We're looking for a Graduate Trainee Archivist. #archives www.trin.cam.ac.uk/vacancies/gr...

Parents & teachers! A good friend of mine works for the Royal Mint & is running a short story competition for kids aged 7 to 11. Stories can be in English or Welsh. Prize is £5,000 for their school or local library & their story illustrated by an artist. www.royalmintmuseum.org.uk/learning/sho...