And if you see something out of the ordinary, See it, Sleigh it, Sorted

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

Tv format idea: Great British Bake Off but for hat makers - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?

Everyone is a muppet except for Daniel Craig MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Most important question about Irelands new president, does she have cool dogs?

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing. Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing. Choose sanity. Vote Binface. (Photo dated 9th October 2025)

Just now learning that Dr Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee expert, was a human with expertise in chimps and not a chimp who was an expert. Every day is a school day.

Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?

Looks like @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social has been to Oxford

“Recent events justify what I always wanted to do anyway” say bastards

Carlsberg do in fact make airport lounges and they’re … ok

“You can’t park here mate”

This blokes trying to give them a ticket

It’s an air ambulance

A helicopter has landed in Trafalgar square

There are bivalve molluscs at the bottom of the Mariana Trench as yet unknown to science with a better grasp of economics than this.

I am once again asking you to take your alexa outside and beat it to death with a large bone www.wired.com/story/everyt...

We are experiencing an unexpectedly high volume of calls

Looking forward to the next James Bond movie where he parachutes from a blue origin rocket and shoots 20 goons in order to stop Blofeld from unionising an Amazon warehouse.

Ok that’s a fight I would pay to see

👋 Hi Bluesky, I’m Steph, a journalist and editor covering startups and tech. DM me or email me at [email protected].

What’s your sign? Found mine.

The Village people but they’re all the cop

Cold on Wanstead flats today

Just finished @garethdennis.bsky.social excellent book How The Railways Will Fix The Future. In the vein hope he reads this is there anything do be done with metro/RER lines which are already pushing up against capacity at peak times (particularly the Elizabeth Line)?

For reference this is the appropriate amount of chocolate to put on a cappuccino

He’s making a list He’s checking it three times He’s folding it in three He’s tapping it on the table three times OCD Santa is coming to town

My new favourite feature of Bluesky is how dumb the regex driven feeds are. Lewis Hamilton hitting a bollard in qualifying has a bunch of urbanists demanding that the Yas Marina circuit is equipped with bus lanes and mixed commercial/multi family zoning

Starting a crowdfunder to persuade @annehidalgo.bsky.social to do a term as mayor of London once she’s done with Paris

"And once you come to this conclusion you cannot remain silent." Location: Parliament Square, London (sound on) youtu.be/WMwqhdVV5as

One for the kids on here. @anthonynolan.bsky.social do amazing work. It only takes a few minutes to register.

@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Please will you repost for my precious 9 yr old Granddaughter Lilian who desperately needs a stem cell Donor to save her life .Pls register @anthonynolan.bsky.social she has a Rare DNA 💜

After the bigly fake and stolen race to 1000 followers on the bird app @stephbailey.bsky.social and I are doing it again. Choose your skeeter. I’ll accept this result if I win.

I won’t tell anyone when I win the lottery but there will be signs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Has anyone else noticed an uptick in lazy AI generated cover pictures/thumbnails for articles in the last few weeks?

The farmers are revolting

Well, I decided not to overthink it. For the low price of £898, who wants to participate in YOU RUIN IT WHEN YOU TALK: THE ART PROJECT? 💙📚 sarahsnewideas.com/2024/11/10/y...

Please boost this even if you'd never actively participate- I would really like to know if this is the worst idea I've ever had

Why yes I am kind of a big deal

Got in on some of this glorious action. Apologies if any of these have already been done!

If you wear headphones all the time on public transport you miss out on so much. For instance the woman sitting three rows behind me is having a loud chat with someone called Dave and has conceded that her mum is a racist but is still holding out that she’s not a lesbian

General Zod has seen better days

Do not come to Waterloo station unless you have to this evening. Lots of people queueing outside closed doors waiting to be let in

On the plus side there’s a good chance that all the microchips that Bill Gates injected us with have stopped working too

The other greatest trick the devil ever played was writing “serves 2” on the box of a frozen pizza

The red arrows flying over Stratford just now

The visuals from the new dune movie look really good

Just back from a week In South Africa, the morning walks hit different out there. https://www.flickr.com/photos/dexterpaw/53375695881/in/album-72177720313143371/