If the bloke who stole The Scream were still alive today, he'd be doing the media rounds laughing at how the Louvre job was just a cheap imitation of his work, which shouldn't have been possible in 2025, and that he should therefore be able to lay claim to any works of fiction that arise from it.

I genuinely thought this was AI until Will Jennings confirmed. He's literally tearing apart the White House? Who asked for this??? I'm not a USian, but this makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. It's not being done because it needs repairs like the Houses of Parliament. He wants to host celebs.💀

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

Love @gregstonesart.bsky.social in general, but this piece in particular did something for me because as soon as I clapped eyes on it, I remembered the perfect track to accompany it – an anthem very much of our time now! Imagined a little music video of the two combined. youtu.be/kD-WxKQvNOc?...

My favourite bit of that dance-off was the camera panning to Nadiya's face when Craig said he had to decide between someone with flashy tricks and someone with technical ability – 10/10 camerawork #Strictly

So, we ride for Balvinder at dawn next Saturday, right? BalvinderBlueskyBallotBlock? #Strictly

Another chance to hear this absolute banger of a Ricky Martin track? Go on, then. Un pasito pa'lante, María! 💃🏽 #Strictly

There's NO TENSION IN THIS NEW FORMAT I HATE IT. Also, JUSTICE FOR BALVINDER. If she gets through, next week I'm just giving all my votes to her. #Strictly

Someone should have been Motsi in icons week based on that karaoke rendition alone #Strictly

Jade on Saturday, Leigh-Anne on Sunday, does that mean Perrie's up in Icons week #Strictly

Neil 😶 #Strictly

How has it taken 13 years for Karen to get another go at the Argentine tango? There aren't that many dance options! #Strictly

Oh my, Kai's du Beke impression is actually pristine! #Strictly

The greasy slickback hairdo execution is really annoying me😭 I would be so mad if someone did that to my hair! #Strictly

Alex Kingston + Dolly Parton? I cannot wait 🤗 #Strictly

Oooooh, the dance-off is going to be interesting, then. Poor Chris, he looks like his heart is breaking every Sunday. #Strictly

I love seeing everyone's pets watching #Strictly 💖. They need to do that survey on pets' favourite TV shows again – I want to know how it compares to the soaps and wildlife docs, which came out on top!

It's crazy to me that the Louvre has been robbed in such a textbook fashion. Such is our obsession with crime that criminals can now literally sit down to their weekend TV binges and get step-by-step instructions on how to steal priceless artifacts, follow them to the letter, and succeed.

Yeah...looking at the footage today, not sure he won. Wonder how many years will pass before we get the full story.

I can't even. Too precious. Ellie and Vito deserve the world. I love how Ellie backs herself as well. Yes, gurl, be your own fan! #Strictly

Bawling hearing Vito talking about the wonder of Ellie - I love them so much 😭 #Strictly

The makeup department definitely Tangoed Nikita #Strictly

Jade Thirwall representation💖 #Strictly

Ready for my KWEEN Ellie #Strictly

Bless Chris. Always lovely to see people improving and having fun! #Strictly

I just want to have even an ounce of the grace of Alex Kingston #Strictly

Craig's knees 💀Those in glass houses, and all that #Strictly

Balvinder taken over by duende! Qué maravilla! #Strictly

I really think George has always had it in him to be a phenomenal dancer. You can see the glimmers. #Strictly

The Coldplay kisscam bit - perfect 😂 #Strictly

Stefan and Diane fully committing to the Aus bit again, I see, with Tones and I #Strictly

Kate Garraway cannot form her own opinion and has to borrow others' to survive. Very sad. 🙄 #CelebrityTraitors

These challenges are truly psychotic. Whoever comes up with them needs to be studied. Iconic. #CelebrityTraitors

Now WHY are we doing JUMPSCARES 😭 That was genuinely terrifying 💀 #CelebrityTraitors

Celia Imrie's posture, ohmagawd #CelebrityTraitors

Oh dang. Master gameplay by Cat and Alan. They just signed your death warrant, Jonathan. #CelebrityTraitors

I'm revoking Nick's genius card until further notice #CelebrityTraitors

Banishing Tameka after Niko, I'm giving them all BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE!🤨 #CelebrityTraitors

Why is Jonathan lying now - there's no way you can convince people you didn't say that! Just own up to it, you silly goose 🙄 #CelebrityTraitors

Alan is doing too much AGAIN #CelebrityTraitors

The Joe-liance has already sussed the game! Will the others believe them! #CelebrityTraitors

Why is there an all-blonde breakfast room #CelebrityTraitors

so excited for the Virgin Media TV Moment of the Year shortlist to be the Lionesses' winning goal, something from Adolescence and Celia Imrie Farting. #CelebrityTraitors

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

CELIA GUFFING AND RUINING THE TENSION 💀 I love her 😭 #CelebrityTraitors

That was stupid. Far too obvious a pick! #CelebrityTraitors

i love a man that can cook my GAWD

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Ellie, you absolute superstar! What a routine! #Strictly