I think our country sinks beneath the yoke: It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash Is added to her wounds.

"The Peace President."

HEY ELECTED OFFICIALS. STOP ASKING ME FOR MORE RUSH DONATIONS AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS. THE ONES YOU ARE ELECTED FOR AND PAID TO DO. MY 3 DOLLARS IS NOTHING. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LACK OF SPINE AND UNWILLINGNESS TO DO ANYTHING TO STOP FUCKING ANY OF THIS I FUCKIN SWEAR FUC

not to add another voice to the chorus of bullshit, but i feel like hot pockets used to be tasty, dare i say delicious.

What's up it's me wicked Sam Reich 😈

Hey!!! in these Times™️, some people are making art and bringing joy and bops. This band I love is doing JUST THAT. so please go check out their kickstarter for their next album!!!!!!

I love that he keeps going. Some real Woodie Guthrie energy here.

we've reached the "literally any job please, for the love of any gods listening, I'll take fucking anything" phase.

The Epstein cover-up continues

just gotta keep moving, ya know, like a shark, or else I'll fall into the big black pit of panic inside myself 🙃

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

no, YOU'RE panicking because you're almost out of unemployment payouts and the job market is a surreal dystopian hell dimension

Starting the year off right.

coming soon to charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com

How I'm leaving 2025 #BigtopBurger

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/

oh yeah and there's more in my DM collection!! get em at charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com and check the comments for the rest of the collection! #sticker #stickershop #originalart #dnd

Oopsie doodles, i created a new collection called "Critters in Crisis"! check it out at charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com OH and see the bonus critter in the comments ☺️ #sticker #stickershop #originalart #critters #opossum #raccoon #rat #pogeon #squirrel

...Oops, wrong dungeon. now available at charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com come and get em and surprise your DM 🤣 #sticker #gelatinouscube #originalart #stickershop

what do you think jeff dunham paid to make himself the auto-populated search when i open a youtube tab with no one signed in? what's the going rate for pretending relevance?

New designs up at charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com !! lil ghosties and a couple others! #sticker #stickershop #eattherich #dnd #ghosts #orgignalart

Here's the email I sent to my senators this week, I have been contacting them regularly about this since May. Feel free to tweak it and make it your own:

Buy an adorable beverage goblin for YOUR adorable beverage goblin this holiday season! Available at charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com !! #dnd #beverageboglin #originalart #OC #fantasy #sticker #stiickershop

@shiftyeyedog.bsky.social I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOOOOOOU!!! I JUST HAVE HAD A STOOPID WEIRD BUSY TIME. I WANNA WATCH FUN SHOWS WITH U STILL.

NEW DESIGNS UP IN THE SHOOOOOOP!!! Mushroom Babes, coming thru charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com

OOPS I OPENED A STICKER SHOP charisma-check-designs-shop.fourthwall.com

Hail Mary full of BONK

Corporate greed is the real reason behind the 8 Democrats caving on the shutdown. We need to demand that our leaders serve their constituents, not special interests.

dang it's hard to be sexy and mysterious when you're covered in crumbs. i mean, i can do it, it's just markedly more difficult.

Chris mentioned the job title "digital liaison" And I said that it sounded like "computer pimp"

thou misshapen Dick

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.

SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now. Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it. Don’t forget this.

BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting. If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.

normally this would be an inside thought, but the amount of fuckin ads I've seen recently has pushed it out into an outside thought: i find ram truck commercials to be so fucking insufferable and i can't seem to pinpoint their specific repugnance

TONIGHT! Tune in for the thrilling Finale of Cloudward, Ho! ON HIGH WE GO!!!

hey, so @izball.bsky.social 's #D(e)ad was so amazing last night. I am so grateful I got to catch it on a big screen after my calendar fiasco. Thank you to the #northwestfilmforum and #thegrandillusiontheater for hosting this EXCELLENT film 💜 (I long for the day i can get it on dvd 😅)

had to have 5k$ worth of emergency dental work last, so I'll be paying that off for the forseeable future. i was more scared of the cost than of the work, which is telling, cuz i was PRETTY FUCKIN SCARED of the work. i hate it here. it doesn't have to be like this. medical debt is a policy choice.

NYPD announces that zero arrests were made at the massive No Kings protests today after Republicans spent days claiming the protestors are violent terrorists.

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

so I'm currently reading #thehauntingofhillhouse for the first time. spooky season, you understand. and my two main takeaways are: 1- i am so grateful i don't have eleanor's siblings 2- i didn't expect this to be so funny

....Wealwell? #dimension20 #cloudwardho

Everyone always asks Hoobastank, but never How-bastank.