Despite the fact that I've never actually played Undertale, the line "Despite everything, it's still you," will forever resonate with me.

You can do anything if you play Minecraft

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This show can't be allowed to be this funny bro.

Joss Whedon be dammed that predator can write

Tripoint 300, October 17th. Mark your calendars. Full announcement coming soon™️

Here's my monthly Blusky post how's it going y'all

My point is this: It's NOT a distraction strategy, which is about misdirection. Rather, it's meant to *overwhelm*. It's not meant to make you spend your energy somewhere other than the "real" fight; it's meant to *exhaust* and make opposition simply shut down and NOT fight at all.

I gotta watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How have I never watched Buffy the Vampire slayer?

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I truly do want to be on this platform more but my tl isn't funny enough yet.

Mamdani on "globalize the intifada": "That's not language that I used. The language that I used and the language that I will continue to use to lead the city is that which speaks clearly to my intent, which is an intent grounded in a belief in universal human rights."

flirting VS harassment

Im spending my 34th sitting in the corner at a smash tournament, ruining the vibe by reminding all the players of aging, illness and death.

boy the girlcott

They should verify me on here. There's no reason to other than I'll probably get my actual tag for a username

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

"you can't use violence against fascists because it just causes them to crack down more" is both cope and pathetic defeatism but also extremely stupid. the fascists don't need real violence to crack down. they never have and never do. stop surrendering in advance just because you personally are fine

Turns out it's hard to "ignore politics and just play the set!" When some folks' politics literally contribute to the set being unplayable.

it's really funny that Sakurai supposedly left HAL so he wouldn't be tied to making Kirby forever and then after shattering all his bones directing three and a half Smash Bros games he's like "gimme the pink fucker back."

There's a very specific realm of attractiveness that white men have to operate in because if they're any more or less attractive than that, their chances of being evil skyrocket either way

I need this place to start including drafts bro

My Twitter is locked yet again so I'm here what's up y'all

i think estrogen could save cloud strife

i would fuck a butterburger

Jinbei is such a good addition to the crew.

they were never going to stop at legislating bathrooms, they will not stop at legislating children, they most certainly will continue going for all of us. this is NOT a “distraction”

I should get my ears pierced (I just want the Zoro earrings)

How's it going other app? I gotta check up on here more often (doesn't post for 20 days)

Need to start working out so that my wife can drool over my arms being "so big"

I've had such massive writers block for a while now. Unfortunate.

WHAT YEAR IS IT???

Gonna start posting here more often I promise just let me nap for 5 more minutes

Insane twitter picture

How's it going y'all

- 2024 Smash Ultimate Commentary Reel - I've made a lot of progress this last year, and I finally have a reel to prove it. Analysis is my strength and I think this shows it. Hope y'all enjoy, rts appreciated ofc. Posted the YT link since my short version is still longer than bsky allows

As gamers, we're used to companies squeezing every last penny out of us: * Microtransactions * Season passes * Loot boxes * Live service games But this most recent trend of "Play 3 Days Early if you have the super-duper expensive version" really rubs me the wrong way.

if you are a dude with long hair and you mention possibly cutting your hair short woman in your life will begin talking you down like you’re about to jump off a roof

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Mom might like this program. … … … … … … … … … … … … … Better get going!

I just registered for Scrims Showdown 159 www.start.gg/scrims via @startgg

How's it going chat

i need to make a habit of putting down the phone and picking up the gameboy or something. if im going to be wasting time it should be on something fun and not the discover feed

Drinking your parents Liquor just taste better tbh. #Thanksgiving

Maybe the rank was the friends we made along the way (currently 1-7)

some of you are too busy doing grindr petplay when you should be grinding netplay

Oh! That's a lot of followers