ALOTTADOGS - OFF 🔴🟠🟡 OUT NOW 🟢🔵🟣

I never realized there would be a point in my life where i stopped having fire drills

Leaving the house with the intention to be homosexual

today i am going to watch my little pony

I remembered i can say fag here <333

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Today I’ll be talking about the ethics of being a lesbian in a boy way but not in a man way

Popufur loner

im pambing outta my mind

Im in the house like music

i am esque. every day i am esque

bad bitch look like burger king

BLUESKY!! I’m playing my first dj set in chicago this saturday!! Entry is free, you should totally come dance and have fun! Its gonna be a really great night :)

Just crowdkilled an indoor kid in the saoirse dream pit #ama

got an emo bitch giving me tøp

how can the island be lonely if theres 3 of them

dating a smash commentator is really great if u wanna hear the smash bros menu music constantly on loop every day for the rest of your life

does anyone have a wumpus fursona?

Its fucked up that bugs sleep

taylor’s gonna kill herself

cisgender woman *STUNS* discord server by speaking fluent transgender!!

finally listening to machinedrum oh my god

i would fuck a butterburger

are there any beautiful women out there who would buy me these ann demeulemesteer boots? pretty please?

shitting tier list: s - corn in it a - b - c - d - f - green

one day they’ll make a tubi original about me

ive been peeing standing up for a whole year. girl power is officially back

i’m from the universe where all the normal boots members are women. everything is ok there

Went to the department store today. Asked em where i could buy a department. They laughed me out of the building “Every failure is but a stepping stone on the path to success.” - Abraham Lincoln

yea, im anti woke (asleep)

you can learn so much about a person from their favorite minecraft disc

changing up my whole vibe on a whim

going on tour forever with @canofbliss.bsky.social :3 organized by @lipgloss.world poster by @grrumble.bsky.social

hey, just so you know—it doesn’t bother me that you have a penis. you’re just as beautiful as any normal girl. do you play smash bros?

We will outlive all politicians

soooo where the fags at?

watching food reviews to pregame going out to dinner

First day at culinary school, taking ‘Chewing 101’ and ‘Forks: a History’

im the dyke your wife doesnt want you to worry about

its crazy the measure of gravity is named after those hamsters

why do they call it “jungle juice”. I talked to the monkeys and the jaguars and theyve never even HEARD of “pineapple svedka” . What a FUCKING rip off

god save the beautiful women amen

whenever i eat trail mix i like to pretend im steve jobs ridden with pancreatic cancer

i heart my autistic girlfriend

its crazy how starbucks was never good

if u support aria least/favorite i cant support u anymore. thats all i gotta say!

2025 starting to look like year of the willow