Its so cold outside I saw a wall street stock broker blowing Mamdani.

The British publishing industry sees a guy who makes bad mean-spirited comedy and sexually harasses everyone he meets and thinks "this guy should write ALL the childrens books".

This is how I spent my entire 20s.

Obama put both Kendrick Lamar and Drake on his 2025 favourite music list. Typical spineless behaviour.

Someone I knew from the london punk scene is in the Filton 24 so I dont think I will vote for Labour ever again.

Its impossible to understand this year without mentioning that it literally began with a cybertruck being used in a terrorist attack.

Say what you will about this wave of american fake skinhead bands, at least they dont dress like off-duty mosque vandals.

Fairytale of New York shows Brits are more willing hear about irish suffering when they get to say slurs. Thats why I suggest changing the name of Sinn Fein to Sinn F- *a giant hook drags me off stqge*

What did this dipshit say about my ass?

"One might say that December is the foreclosure season. Harvest time for the money lenders" is an original line in A Muppet Christmas Carol but "Tiny Tim, who did NOT die" is in the original text by Dickens with the same emphasis.

If you cant sweep pick then it seems like an elite method of the guitar gods but if you can then it feels like you are cheating at guitar.

This is just hideous. We're speaking to specialist public and terrorism lawyers in about half an hour to see if there's anything we can do. www.thenational.scot/news/2570443...

Also: it’s worth noting that specific concern about the intifada line has *exactly fuck all* to do with its seriousness, or even the prevalence of its use. It is 100% because it was used against the new mayor of New York in a major bullshit campaign, which makes it the most recent propaganda drivel.

I'm as hard as the nog that you swill down your throat! I'm as straight as the tree that you put in your home! And im as bad as the list when you havent been nice! And I'll fuck you up as fast as the snow on your drive! Xmas revenge!

CANDACE OWENS HAS FALLEN! BILLIONS SQUILLIONS!

By "top childrena movie" I am of course referring to North.

I think AEW should sign Mick Foley because I am a giant mark for Mick Foley.

I could probably direct a horror film before I could coach Meg Ryan how to fake an orgasm on camera. That seems way more difficult.

Uh.... Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit and Rotting Vegetables Bad Brains - Self titled And then I struggle to choose between Fugazi - Repeater or Black Flag - My War

Its wild the different genres Rob Reiner had a Top Film in. Top Childrens movie, top mockumentary, top romcom...even got a great thriller there. RIP.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cena's last match. The match is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ring psychology most of the moves will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Gunther's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation-

Billions must trillions

On the Westside Gunn track Amira Kitchen there is the line "This is why GOATs have horns." Obviously this is a reference to Less Than Jake.

Then why is it called pirating? 🏴‍☠️

I think it was a bad idea to have John Cena lost to Dominic Mysterio before his final match. His final match should have been losing to Dominic Mysterio.

taking an edible before going into santas grotto

This may not be a popular opinion but the nutcracker soldier looks fucking demonic and I am surprised its appearance hasnt been modernisrd.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Oh no! Then the comped Taylor Swift tickets will go to some other politician!

Who else is excited for The Prototype to debut at World's End?

AEW brought back Dark and BTE. Only one thing left to do. Bring back The Librarians.

Wasnt he treating that shit with potions and tinctures?

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people

This might be the most "it's a big club and you ain't in it" picture ever taken

A reminder that I learned about anti-imperialism from records by Dead Prez and Propagandhi, not Chomsky.

Not taking any more answers on the topic of whether or not Natalie Wynn is smart. I figured it out myself.

Call me crazy bit I think they actually took out all the anti-communosm stuff.

A quick look on instagram and it looks like goth girls are still spitting on everything. Unseemly. They didnt do that in my day. They listened to awful music by a guy called Voltaire.

I dont think memes will counter the fact he is currently letting hunger strikers just die.

I remember just this month ScarJo telling the press what a great guy Woody Allen is

Guy who wrote a song for the snakes on a plane film doesnt feel as young anymore. Curious.

I would do the Brass Eye "one thing we didnt want to happen" joke but obviously thats not true.

An yglesias flashback

Phrsst. I have more than enough social connections to do a heist. Problem is they are all out of the game now. Unless....

The sensible moderate position on Israel is that everything bad they do is this guys fault but he most be protected at all costs for some reason.

Solidarity with the hunger strikers. It is an egregious violation for them to be held on remand - without trial or conviction. All for protesting against a genocide. Shameful.

i am in your base and i am putting the big light on

Why are all these wrestling stories coming from people like Freddie Prinze Jr and Timothee Chalamet? What happened to trusted sources like Ice Cube's moron kid?

Sometimes the line between Dream Blunt Rotation and Nightmare Blunt Rotation gets razor thin