Electronics should be translucent so you can keep an eye on things.

Chet could never.

The cool thing about Double Nickels On A Dime is that The Minutemen realised jam band songs didnt need to be over two minutes long.

Woke 2 will be destined to fail as a project unless I am allowed to drink and drive.

I did finish that story but I never did work out who domesticated the wheat. Maybe next time.

Masterminding the Macklemore comeback by rebranding him as "cozy rap".

Janice from Friends and Fran from the Nanny are near enough identical. They even have similar laughs. Chandler? More like Fumbler!

You can tell if a Patrick Bateman meme has been made ny someone other than a straight man if it is actually accurate.

Rocking the Gräfenberg spot.

The G in Warren G stands for Gräfenberg.

Trying to sleep but then I realised I never looked up.what the fuck the G in G-spot stood for.

I guess Patrick Bateman as a character occupies a cultural space seperate for the book or the film now. I think this is what Lunar Park was about (I have not read Lunar Park).

Ronda Rousey just turned up to AEW, got Toni Storm pregnant then left.

Gonna win the lottery so I can finally create my grimdark lovecraftian horror game about....you guessed it.... a witch looking for her neighbours cat in the alps.

Chappel Roan made my son Saxon cry.

The Kinks hitting a one-two punch of calling Moby a creep and saying they always have and always will support trans people.

Punk and hip hop artists in the 90s-00s really thought we wanted to hear their contextless answering machine messages.

This guy I work with listens tk the same Billy Joel playlist every day. I am monitoring the situation.

When Wes Borland left Limp Bizkit a magazine (possibly Kerrang! I forget now) asked as many musicians as possible who they thought should replace them. For some reason one of the people they asked was E-40 who said Afroman. What on earth would that album have been like?

The Rock saw my theory that he made a live-action Moana because his vanity couldnt handle his only recent cinema success coming from a fat character. He was like "Would a vain man wear a wig like this?

Loving this media echo chamber where the opinion of every jewish person I know, when jt comes to anti-semitism, matters less than that of a freak like Nigel Farage. Will work out great probably.

Old fashioned thinking is airports need fuel, passengers, safe flights and desirable destinations to travel to. You are wrong. Airports are an idea and you cant kill an idea.

Kurt Cobains death is a huge plot point in the book. The Hugh Grant romcom having a background of say the East vs West beef probably wouldnt work.

I remember some one I know tried to get me excited for Mystikal's 2012 comeback despite the horrific nature of his crimes. I told them he will be back on jail again for some dumbshit in no time. This turned out to be an evergreen statement.

The original Aeon Flux is "cozy sci-fi"

I already reposted this saying it's AI and giving a deep explanation as to why, but I missed the real shit. There is nothing Nazi in the article, but the comments are FULL Nazi and the author replies to them approvingly. This is a superficially charming post from a Nazi space. Do not pay attention.

from Fraser Nelson:

This logic makes more sense when you consider that Happy Birthday hadnt entered the public domain yet.

Just realised Kit Wilson's current gimmick is just a fixed up version of the first gimmick NXT gave Joe Gacy.

Seeing a stupid meme on insta. Gist of it is that feminism is bad because it means women have to get jobs. Pretty common dumn person meme. The weird thing about this one as it puts the glorious era that women didnt work as the 1700s. You know, when most people were farmers.

Its actually named Elizabethtown after that awful Orlando Bloom/Kirsten Dunst film thats responsible for the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Never worry about feeding your followers again with the infinite loaves/fishes glitch.

When I see some white girl called Megan make a video scolding Mamdani about a united Ireland I think perhaps we let kkkrackers have too much fun with the Kneecap records.

Tough for Bootsy Riley

Umm....Coco dies in the first one tho....

Really? In front of Beyonce?

It went from Mr T to Vin Diesel to Chuck Norris, gradually getting whitewashed over time. You hate to see it.

I forget who this guy was but he was scolding The Left (the big mean left) for being out of touch for not wanting the UK to have a big glorious war against a regressive authoritarian country. Now one is happening and, what do you know, the British public all hate it

No one wants to admit this but a lot of weird twitter humour is structured like Family Guy cutaway jokes.

When Chuck Norris is underwater he doesnt get wet. The water gets him instead.

The first thing Chuck Norris did to leverage his memetic resurgence in popularity was make a dull as ditchwater political ad for Mike Huckabee, of all people. youtu.be/--EGyU57efY?...

Linda McMahon had the Callista Gingrich filter done to her face in real life.

This probably hits really hard if you are dumb as shit.

I zoomed in on this picture for clues. Dont seem to be any clues on her feet but I will continue to monitor the situation.

"That's planning for failure, Morty. Even dumber than regular planning."

Drake 🤝 Ohio Sherrifs department Getting owned in court for crying over diss tracks

Racist white democrat cant tell POC apart.