"freezing arrangement"? been there, sister! little ableton joke for the sound designers there

not a fan of the police but this is class 👏👏👏

BREAKING: ALL OF THE FILTON24 ACQUITTED OF AGGRAVATED BURGLARY The Filton24 defendants have been formally acquitted of aggravated burglary, after the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) today offered no evidence for the charge. Support the Filton24 here: chuffed.org/project/filt...

smoking weed and watching “instrument”, ian mackaye died for this

i’m going to say something bold right now about music production mixing should be easier

seeking beautiful woman to do this to me

one of my favourite tunes of all time in the epstein files, would love to have the kind of brain that won’t retain that information forever

not really one to believe in gods but you have to admit this happening 48hrs after the mandelson thing could not be funnier

now i use something that locks me out of basically every plausible app that could destroy my brain function, the 25/26 return of my insomnia is taking me to some absolutely amazing places

i know that the russian narrative around this is obviously exaggerated but it is so fucking funny to go on the azov battalion wikipedia and read like “a new unit was established in 2025 by the leadership of ukraine” and their website just fully displays nazi insignia

there is so much beauty in the world

i have few material demands politically in this country, but probably my most firm one is that fintech people should be banned from saunas

pitchfork announcing that looking at their reviews will cost $5 in a week where they’re reviewing old belle and sebastian records and bob marley’s “legend” is so fucking funny

i have defeated legions of phone-addicted child psychopaths in hand to hand combat and obtained life without buildings tickets, mashallah

a thought passes through my mind at the rave of “who is this guy waving his dick around doing vic reeves club singer voice and ruining this pretty good acid house” and it was, of course, the singer of fat white family

cracking my knuckles like i am about to play a pristine piano concerto and commenting “rookie numbers” on thurston moore’s “top 350 releases of the year” substack post

what the last roast potato on christmas day sees

of all the websites to have a paywall i think stereogum is one of the funniest

with mere days of the year left i have secured my annual “djing to an empty vfd” experience

jerskin fendrix / you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea

do you think a woman has ever been told her ass resembles a rorschach

we’ve stolen 800 grand by mistake

rush of anxiety that on my death bed i will suddenly accumulate how many hours of my life were unwillingly spent in new cross inn

Me to my class: some of you will have seen the dozens of messages between me and the world's most famous pedophile, where I refer to him as my "wing man." Sorry about that. Now then, let's talk about what the blind man represents in "Cathedral"

i wonder if that blood orange album still has diddy on it

joining the winds of niche uk experimental music distribution circles to say this new rat heart record is amazing, basically depressed prince

laurie anderson intro-ing a story about burroughs by saying “well the thing is: he really loved guns, and he didn’t like women very much.”

i’m rewatching serial experiments lain and one of the best things about it is the wikipedia entry of the digimon series the writer of it went on to do

obviously labour trying to claim mamdani’s vote in any capacity is stupid but sadiq khan self-comparing to to him is easily the most pathetic

i’m hearing reports - and i must stress these are currently unconfirmed by his family - that dick cheney has pledged allegiance to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), also known as Daesh

convinced after watching “alien: earth” reviewers who five-starred this took a bribe

know that if you cross me in 2025 i’m going to send your mum sora videos until she starts texting you about the antichrist

it is crazy how much of the past 10 years of this stuff is entirely formulated by a man who became so addicted to amphetamines he became a weeb for china

he has also murdered a nun, and she is the only person who understands this fearsome bloodlust. together they must walk the shifting landscape of the earth forever - a cursed bond, both knowing they will be hunted eternally

friends, something very important to announce: 7 months on remand and still can’t keep me down

i’m the strongest trans woman in the world because i steadfastly refuse to bow to every punk show, rave and social event in london happening 14 miles from my house

Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Vapes

roisin murphy has to be up there as the funniest possible person to become a TERF - like girl you don’t have that rowling safety net, you make brunch disco! all you have is fags!

one thing The Shield doesn’t get credit for as a tv show is how every episode evidences kinds of nu-metal you didn’t even know existed, even the theme song is like Kid Rock merengue

no skin in this game because i have never looked into him at all, but nts doing a kitschy guest show of the turkish olympic gun guy for charity and the comments filling up with him having some kind of involvement in kurdish war crimes is real curb your enthusiasm stuff

me: it’s fun to take steps two at a time bluesky reply: what’s NOT fun is the TWO-timing CROOK in the white house STEPPING on democracy jd vance: drinking liberal tears lol. i’m still here. can you guys see me me (sending my umamusume pretty derby team at him): girls, trample that man to death

hearing reports now that across the uk, men and women are joining in unison in the streets to - and i quote here - “smoke that ian watkins pack”

ANOTHER SUBCULTURE × REPETITIVE STRAIN EVENT: Blue Zero + Moist Crevice + Crude Image Thursday 4th December, The Ivy House @ 7:30pm. £12. One gig from the paper this year — a little festive, a large wall of relaxing noise: wegottickets.com/event/679313

croatia is fascinating, sort of like if the nazis had started the world’s largest vape shop on an idyllic beachfront

in a slim percentage of women who have had sex at corsica studios and were also at the secret fucked up show in 2009 where damien body slammed a teenager off stage like akon, RIP

cum retriever / you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea

How does the IDF cum retrieval unit work is there like a list of women who are allowed to go in & be like ya put that guy who domed himself cuz he was sad about killing all those babies and toddlers stuff right up in me, or is the cum free for anyone or idk do their moms decide who gets their cum or