joining the winds of niche uk experimental music distribution circles to say this new rat heart record is amazing, basically depressed prince

laurie anderson intro-ing a story about burroughs by saying “well the thing is: he really loved guns, and he didn’t like women very much.”

i’m rewatching serial experiments lain and one of the best things about it is the wikipedia entry of the digimon series the writer of it went on to do

obviously labour trying to claim mamdani’s vote in any capacity is stupid but sadiq khan self-comparing to to him is easily the most pathetic

i’m hearing reports - and i must stress these are currently unconfirmed by his family - that dick cheney has pledged allegiance to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), also known as Daesh

convinced after watching “alien: earth” reviewers who five-starred this took a bribe

know that if you cross me in 2025 i’m going to send your mum sora videos until she starts texting you about the antichrist

it is crazy how much of the past 10 years of this stuff is entirely formulated by a man who became so addicted to amphetamines he became a weeb for china

he has also murdered a nun, and she is the only person who understands this fearsome bloodlust. together they must walk the shifting landscape of the earth forever - a cursed bond, both knowing they will be hunted eternally

friends, something very important to announce: 7 months on remand and still can’t keep me down

i’m the strongest trans woman in the world because i steadfastly refuse to bow to every punk show, rave and social event in london happening 14 miles from my house

Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Vapes

roisin murphy has to be up there as the funniest possible person to become a TERF - like girl you don’t have that rowling safety net, you make brunch disco! all you have is fags!

one thing The Shield doesn’t get credit for as a tv show is how every episode evidences kinds of nu-metal you didn’t even know existed, even the theme song is like Kid Rock merengue

no skin in this game because i have never looked into him at all, but nts doing a kitschy guest show of the turkish olympic gun guy for charity and the comments filling up with him having some kind of involvement in kurdish war crimes is real curb your enthusiasm stuff

me: it’s fun to take steps two at a time bluesky reply: what’s NOT fun is the TWO-timing CROOK in the white house STEPPING on democracy jd vance: drinking liberal tears lol. i’m still here. can you guys see me me (sending my umamusume pretty derby team at him): girls, trample that man to death

hearing reports now that across the uk, men and women are joining in unison in the streets to - and i quote here - “smoke that ian watkins pack”

ANOTHER SUBCULTURE × REPETITIVE STRAIN EVENT: Blue Zero + Moist Crevice + Crude Image Thursday 4th December, The Ivy House @ 7:30pm. £12. One gig from the paper this year — a little festive, a large wall of relaxing noise: wegottickets.com/event/679313

croatia is fascinating, sort of like if the nazis had started the world’s largest vape shop on an idyllic beachfront

in a slim percentage of women who have had sex at corsica studios and were also at the secret fucked up show in 2009 where damien body slammed a teenager off stage like akon, RIP

cum retriever / you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea

How does the IDF cum retrieval unit work is there like a list of women who are allowed to go in & be like ya put that guy who domed himself cuz he was sad about killing all those babies and toddlers stuff right up in me, or is the cum free for anyone or idk do their moms decide who gets their cum or

pretty good

playing music is amazing, how else would you experience a promoter asking if you’re bringing a drum kit a month after you told them twice you aren’t

brings me no pleasure to announce that AI has reached screwed up records

congratulations to sleaford mods on the announcement of their new album “Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Side”, which will benefit labour friends of israel

pretty good weekend

yeah man i love going to unfold

him walking would be the funniest thing humanly possible right now

sorry man we did the “punk is being nice to people” thing for 5-6 years and it made everyone super annoying so we’re going back to being a hater 24/7

lol

telling everyone i’m creating a complex multichannel sound art performance work but the title is “SWAG II”

spent the weekend listening to coil and i think one of the best things about them is how people are like “ah yes arcane wielders of the dark english magi” and 35% of their recorded output is like funky ibiza house

i would pay upwards of £100 for secret camera footage of whatever room vince mcmahon was in when he heard he has been usurped as the biggest carny on earth

me and yves both having a conversation about someone in publishing who we believe is a parasite on our main interest, before realising we are both describing toby mott to each other

quite funny that kier starmer has responded to a lukewarm scandal by replacing the person with The Walking Bribery Timebomb

BREAKING: Kier Starmer has unfurled a large flag of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant live on BBC News. Asked for comment, he said “I am a supporter of flags”.

never experienced a moment of clarity with alcohol but i recently had to explain what i used to use twitter for to someone i’m dating who never used it, real cold plunge stuff

the universe looked at me as a beautiful ethereal angel and decided to smite me with 2 - 3 permanent medications that make me sweat like i’m powerlifting every day

made my friend from barcelona who started a conversation up about skepta watch the “all over the house” video yesterday, more grotesque than i remember it being

honestly a thing no one tells you about being transgender is how much free drugs you receive

i’m as guilty as anyone of ripping on heterosexual women putting themselves through dire social situations for sex, but in the spirit of transparency i’d just like to say i’m currently surrounded by australian content creators in the guest area of reading festival

most hungover i have been all year because a beautiful woman with an essex accent hit on me with speed garage at 5am sunday

saw someone claim the "starmer says he will arrest sally rooney" stuff was "the most english news story possible". While I appreciate the point they're making, I think this one still holds the title:

working a 3-day queer dance music festival and i have heard meet her at the love parade 5 - 6 times a day

Born To ADHD GP Is A Fuck 不本意な撤退 Withdrawing Involuntarily I Am Going To Be Sleepy 385,284,972,702 Unreleased Prescriptions

Political prisoner Aleks Herbich — one of the ‘Filton 24’ accused of sabotaging an Israeli arms factory — describes the vile conditions the prisoners suffer in, and how belonging to such a mass movement has made her feel freer than ever. tribunemag.co.uk/2025/08/an-a...

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream