First time at Wembley for an England match

Another VAR howler goes against Newcastle #nufc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

This is what happens when your country (or state) puts religion before education.

CONAN: “For the first time since 2012 no British people are nominated for Best actor or best Actress… a British spokesperson commented, ‘Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.’" #Oscars

Dear America, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENT AND YOUR FECKLESS GOVERNMENT! WHY SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS INSANITY? Signed, Most of the rest of the planet

Board of Peace - Season 1

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Loving my Woltemade Xmas socks #nufc

Beyond words. But I'll try anyway. Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be. And it's this cunt, isn't it.

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia. 1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine. 2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague. 3. Russia pays everyone for everything. 4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Which one is more English?

My new Apple Watch lighting up to say 'it looks like you're working out' when I'm in the middle of a particularly challenging poo, marks a new low in my life

Farage: epic grifter

Woah, what a mashup! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtV...

Well well well, who knew. Erm the people that bothered to research Brexit and its implications did… apple.news/AslXArDndRja...

Hey @zackpolanski.bsky.social I hear you are talking to Laura Kuenssberg tomorrow morning? Can you ask her why this story is being exposed by a 3-week-old-old outlet @thenerve.news & not the BBC?? 🤔

If you share this thread or images, please credit @thenerve_news. We are only 3 weeks old (!!) & can only do this work with your support. And if there was ever a story that proves why Britain needs fiercely independent news outlets, it’s this. 8/ 🙏🙏🙏 www.thenerve.news/p/nathan-gil...

British.

Here's a little story. Our daughter is at uni. Has struggles with RA but is studying hard and working p/t in a bar. Rented a flat with her boyfriend 5 weeks ago. Had been having random gastro problems for the last 6 months; Docs could not figure out why. She soldiered on. 🧵

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions? t.co/BUTtpK9C4S

Please can we stop having Robbie Savage as a football co-commentator? He offers nothing of value even when he manages to string together a coherent sentence! #europaleague

⛔ Delap didn’t fancy a move to Newcastle, Mbeumo didn’t either and then there was Pedro and the list goes on! BUT Bruno DID, Sandro DID, Isak DID, Gordon DID and Elanga DID and that list goes on and outweighs the first list! And what a list this is becoming 😍

He was humiliated on No Kings Day, so he bombed a country to self-soothe.

Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.

This 👇🏼

🌿☕ Happy 90th Birthday 🎉 🎂 Cheltenham Lido Half price tickets today 😍👙 BBC News - Cheltenham’s historic Lido celebrates 90 years - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #swimming #heritage #gloucestershire

Since Brexit became a reality & the transition started (which still hasn’t finished) every stage has been a shit show. Government has been under prepared at each change & more barriers to trade imposed on imports and exports. The right wing press doesn’t write about it because it doesn’t suit them.

My Facebook DMs are full of fans like Chris Elliot. Know what I do when I get a message like this? I spend the time to track them down and then send the message to their mothers and sisters and daughters. If you’ve got the energy to send this shit to me, I’ve got the energy to out you.

What a great way to enjoy my morning brew, one week on #nufc 🙂☕️⚽️

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

That pic, for anyone who wants it. #NUFC

#NUFC Tinoooooooo

Dear Newcastle United, No soppy letters to players this time. That’s what you said and we got the message. But now I’m here, I do have a few things to say … #NUFC

Great job MAGA.

I have covered presidential politics for 40 years. This was the most juvenile display by a President and Vice President I have ever seen. Other presidents treated their enemies with more respect. This is a low point and a dark day for the US. Totally embarrassing.

The bust of Sir Winston Churchill sits in Trump's Oval Office. He was an immensely brave leader who visited Washington, dressed in fatigues, seeking support against a despot. We all know what he would have made of today's unedifying spectacle and whose side he would have been on.

Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.

I don’t often feel rage. That said, I’ve been getting pretty damn close, watching one of the few truly warrior like heroes in the world of leadership…Zelensky…being rat fucked by two of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Blumenthal: "What world is he living in? It is not only contrary to the facts and the truth but utterly despicable. A disgusting betrayal of a country that has bled and fought and died for freedom ... the president's surrender is pathetic and weak."

Calling Zelensky a “Dictator” must be where the line is drawn. It is my sincere hope that the whole political spectrum in the United Kingdom will speak with one voice in opposition to Trump’s lies.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. Only we in the UK and Europe will protect Ukraine.

that all said, was a clear demonstration of the difference between a team that's just had a few hundred mil spent to refresh during a tricky season, and a team trying to carry on and muster some upturn in results despite no changes for 1.5 seasons

They can’t park the bus

🔥 Well... this is now over 88,000 signatures! Just one final push to get it over that magic 100,000 and get a parliamentary debate? Why not! Link --> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

Sandro Tonali, not enough is said about the journey he's been on since he arrived in the summer of 2023 and he's been on some journey hasn't he? Banned for a year due to betting irregularities and a self confessed gambling addiction. This is something I know a little about myself having almost 1/

Bournemouth have gained loads of plaudits since Saturday, and rightly so – they were superb. But some of the talk of tactical tweaks almost suggests they don’t like to play like that; no, Bournemouth are Newcastle’s bogey team because they *love* to play like that… 🧵

This is class. 😂 #NUFC

"Game management" is often listed as one of Eddie Howe's big weaknesses. But last night he took off Gordon, Isak, Murphy and Willock in a tactical masterstroke that preserved their 2-0 lead. Here's how it worked so well 🔴 How Newcastle's Insane 5-5-0 Formation Just Beat Arsenal youtu.be/StiuWJHq374