ANYWAY…..going to play some video games. A pastime that doesn’t make me want to cry 😂

I think it’s a damning indictment of our transfer activity, when you’re playing Barcelona in the 2nd leg of the last 16 of the Champions League, with it all to play for and £125m worth of strikers that were signed in the summer are sitting on the bench. #NUFC

I didn’t think it would be that bad. Humiliated in the biggest tie in our recent history. Not been this gutted and downhearted about the football in a long time. 😔 #NUFC

Can’t even imagine losing to Sunderland at the weekend. We simply have to win that game. #NUFC

Only #NUFC could have me feeling so proud at half time and then utterly gutted and furious within the next 20 mins.

Absolutely humiliated.

Absolutely gutted man. I truly believed we could do it after we equalised the second time. Can’t quite believe we’re now losing 6-2. Since half time our attitude has been absolutely stinking. What the hell was said at half time?! #NUFC

This is absolutely embarrassing now

Was about to say that whatever happens tonight, I’m proud of the lads for this performance. Strike that. Abysmal first 10 minutes in this second half. Completely bottled it.

As ever, it truly is the hope that kills you 😔 #NUFC

Why have we come out like this after the first half

So frustrating watching us play so well and then our defence shoot themselves in the foot over and over again. #NUFC

We give ourselves a chance and then fucking do that?!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡

Although not impossible, CL qualification looks very unlikely this season, but somehow, even though we’ve had an awful league season, we still have a very good chance of getting Europa league and we have a favourable run in. We just need to try and play well consistently….🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 #NUFC

Crimson Desert is out at midnight and the reviews aren’t out til 10pm, only two hours before it releases. Hmmmmmm usually a red flag, but hope I’m wrong.

Anyone else watch Hijack with Idris Elba? First season was really good. Second season was absolutely abysmal.

Delighted to see Silva get sent off mind. He's a little rat.

Vinicius is a little cunt.

Maybe Chelsea are respecting the ball a bit too much by not playing with it

Just seen MOTD. Chelsea doing that ridiculous post-match huddle on the halfway line as some sort of pathetic attempt at a power play. Then getting beat 😭😂 #NUFC

That Inside the Manosphere is a Theroux masterclass. Speaking to one guy who said he didn’t believe in depression, even when his brother died he was sad but he moved past it. Then he was asked how his brother died and his answer was “he took his own life.” Absolutely staggering.

I can't stand Liam Rosenior. There's something so fundamentally off about him.

What a win from the lads!! Can I be new graphic designer? #NUFC

We've just beat a £1bn Chelsea team with no Bruno or Tonali and a winger up front 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #NUFC

GET INNNNN

Why has the clock frozen?! 😂

Hall has had an uncharacteristically sloppy game with his passing.

CHANGES EDDIE

For a lad with so much talent, Cole Palmer is one of the worst divers you'll see.

Should be 2-0. Let's hope we don't pay for that.

Liam Delap is a little cunt eh? There's putting yourself about and then just endangering other players.

Willock only had himself to blame for getting caught there, took about 5 minutes to get to the ball.

Hope I'm wrong but we could get absolutely battered in midfield today.

There he is, Trenchcoat Terrence.

This is apparently a real journalist at the Standard. Mental.

There's nothing like listening to your favourite music on a great quality set of headphones.

Me last night #NUFC

Holy fuck what a goal that is

Last night was the night I realised that our main priority this summer is a striker. Eddie had £120m worth of strikers on the bench and started Osula in what he called the biggest game in our modern history. Something is way off, especially with Wissa. I feel sorry for Woltemade though. #NUFC

I thought we played really well tonight. No complaints from me. Gutted we didn’t hold on, but Ramsey, Joelinton and Hall were immense #NUFC

That’s an absolute gutter! Most gutted I’ve been for a long time. Couldn’t see the time in the ground but wasn’t that penalty won in the 95th minute? #NUFC

S26 Ultra ordered. 😃

Why is tomorrow getting built up as the biggest game in our recent history? I’m just being realistic when I say I don’t think we’ll beat Barcelona and I certainly don’t think we’ll win the Champions League. We should have put everything in to the FA Cup game instead. But that’s just my opinion #NUFC

Boycott America and American products where you can. Fuck that country.

I didn’t know Butland was Dutch

And that embarrassment after the Old Firm game today is exactly why I’d never go to an Old Firm game.

If I see someone refer to themselves as an ultra and dress in black I’m going to assume they’re a pedophile.