We always hear the same thing in January about being a case of getting the right player for the right price, so it’s better to wait til the summer. We spent £110m on Elanga and Wissa last summer 😂 #NUFC

Thoughts on tonight… - Hall is immense. - Miley is immense. - Subbing Bruno for Trippier to defend a 0-1 defeat with over 10 mins to play and going on to lose 0-2 is quite a decision. - Not sold on Wissa. - Woltemade is more a 10. - We seriously miss a quick, instinctive out and out striker. #NUFC

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

*phone keeps pinging* Friends: “someone’s popular today” Me:

Given the context, that’s about as bad a result as it gets for Palace

Surely we sign someone this window. We need a right winger and we desperately need a centre back. #NUFC

X is worse now than it’s ever been. I miss the old Twitter. Now the “For You” page is just full of right wing propaganda, men that are absolute dangers and will never touch a woman asking AI to remove girls clothes and people vague posting. What an absolute cesspit.

Martinelli is an absolute cunt eh

IT WORKED!!! WHAT A GAME!!

I’m so fed up of getting mad at football.

Come out 2nd half and looked like a wet fart. Nice.

We’ve been shite again

All the Chelsea players whinging about the most obvious red card you will ever see 😂😂

Genuinely don’t think I’ll be through my ever growing backlog before GTA6 comes out. There’s also games coming this year before it that I want to play…. Res Evil 9 Crimson Dessert 007 Cronos Bloodlines 2 Outer Worlds Avowed Silent Hill f AC Black Flag remake Jak & Daxter series . . .

Is Rob Green alright? There’s something off about him.

By the time Trump is out of power, there will have been irreparable damage done to the world. His brainwashed cult of followers will still be championing pedophiles, rapists and murderers and it’ll just keep getting worse. I honestly think we’re living a giant prank sometimes. Awful and depressing.

The perfect picture for today. Metaphor for Man Utd as a club.

I desperately wanted Eddie Howe to be the man that led us to continued success and to challenge at the top, but the more the time passes, the less likely that seems. #NUFC

Cheers everyone!

It’s time for a change. #NUFC

Still playing Yotei

Knew I'd seen that Kolo Muani mask somewhere

Ghost of Yotei is absolutely incredible!

How you’ll find me in the mornings after seeing to the pup

7am: cause mayhem for 2 hours. 9am: well deserved rest.

This was a huge part of why I gave up catering - the huge rise of customers with serious allergies over the last 10 years. And I used to stress to the point of no sleep if someone with a nut allergy was booked, terrified one mistake could kill them. www.manchester.ac.uk/about/news/w...

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How are we worse now than we were 3 seasons ago? #NUFC

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif

Puppy spam continues

First night was superb! Such a chilled puppy. And now he’s getting comfortable with his surroundings!

Big first day 😍

That latest Trivium song is a banger

Been a year since losing my big beautiful lad! He was my best mate and was taken way too soon. Think about him every day. Love you buddy ♥️💔

Abscess number 4 and 4th round of antibiotics of the year, while I’m in to the 14th month of waiting for a hospital appointment to get a rotten wisdom tooth removed 🫠

What is actually happening with our stadium? Are we getting an extension? Are we getting a new ground? Are we getting nothing? Maybe I've missed some news, but I've seen no update for months when it was being said that news was imminent #NUFC

For anyone that always wakes up with neck or back pain, this pillow has changed my life!

Five and a half hours in to Ghost of Yotei so far and I’ve done practically nothing. Spoken to some people, had the odd fight, had some chill time in the hot springs and went exploring. Absolutely loving it 👌

Just been reading about a kid that died from inhaling a can of deodorant. Apparently it’s a trend going round on TikTok. That’s absolutely mental.

Ekitike looks class.

I don’t know if there’s a bigger cringe than reading through your old FB memories. Younger Scott certainly said a lot of cringey things 😨

8 minutes is honestly wild. We’re going to need to start seeing how the amount of stoppage time is calculated in every game.

You can see it coming a mile off - Sunderland beating us in the derby.

Really can’t be arsed this season. We’ve been so poor to watch. Something just isn’t clicking #NUFC

Not expecting anything today. Don’t think we’ve ever won at Brighton in the PL?

Since when did banning supporters that are notorious hooligans, from a game of football become racist or antisemitic? This country has lost its mind. More outrage over some arseholes not getting to a game of football than there was for nearly 100,000 innocent people being murdered in Gaza.

New family member