This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

It's really good to know that Chris Kluwe's support for LGBTQ+ back in the football days didn't disappear globalnews.ca/news/1102788...

Musk’s conflict with astronauts expands to include Scott and Mark Kelly:

I was off by a workday but the rest stands.

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

Never underestimate the women in your life (positive)

PSA: Here’s how to report an issue with maps

이렇게 수정된 짤 발견! 누가 만들었나 🤣

Not really a fan of this meme. You wrote a fanfic? Author Short story? Author Poem? Author Writing is like running, don't start with a marathon.

Ooof … spot-on analogy from United Humanists on FB

Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social. propub.li/3DGXECO

Nearly three years into Putin's vile, belligerent invasion of Ukraine, unfortunately so many around the globe still don't fully understand what's at stake in this conflict. Sharing this widely used meme to pontificate. 🌍🇪🇺🕊️ #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

say it loud, say it proud

I am constantly insulted on this platform

If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students. Really, you don't. Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.

I have some skin in this game, as this is how I lost my younger brother this year. Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

I've shared this quote before but I'll share it again, as it's one I've been thinking about a lot as I've watched how our oligarchs have been behaving over the past few months.

Me, anytime someone asks me if I have plans for the evening.

Is it cool for me to immediately hate whatever the fuck this is? If we wanted a popularity metric, we would have stayed over in the elephant graveyard.

🎵carb around Every now and then, I get a little bit of spaghetti, with Marinara meatballs... 🎵carb around Every now and then, I get a hot crusty bun, and spread some butter, and then I see the look in your eyes... (Deleted and reposted because of autocorrect)

I really hope @bsky.app and @safety.bsky.app appreciate that all of us fled Twitter to come here. Sign this petition to add your name to the growing list of people asking Bluesky to hold accounts to the standards www.change.org/p/bluesky-mu...

Yikes. For anyone wanting to do more research into who Dr. Oz is and what he stands for, I highly recommend listening to the Behind the Bastards podcast episodes that the brilliant @iwriteok.bsky.social did on him recently. Illuminating🤢 open.spotify.com/episode/54f6...

Party Mix is a helluva call sign

I have never had to quote skeet about one part of my social media sphere overlapping another. Here's a little treat for @moviehooligan.bsky.social

Hey just a general PSA, if you intend on breaking these laws, do not publicize that. No posting on social media.

I'm usually the first one home, so I let my cousin's dog out he does business and we play fetch and some tug-o-war. This is Kato, Kato's old and new toy...and me combining the two like a GD genius

moviehooligan.bsky.social has a podcast called “Fox Mulder is a maniac” that’ll really make you recontextualize the whole show into essentially this

Ooooh, saving this for later. Also, I see some of you in my comment threads engaging with the obvious bots/trolls before I clear them out. Please be aware that: 1. When you do that, I hide your comments for everybody; 2. If you keep doing it, I will block you too. Don't engage! Just block!

I finally got around to listening to House of Pod: The Impaired Physician www.podbean.com/ea/dir-fhzii... It was informative, gave me some things to think about, and let me know that I am not alone in reflexively against AA philosophy. @kavehmd.bsky.social

I'd like to know which one of you goblins broke into my brain and leaked my Sunday Morning plans.

40 kg. Forty FUCKING kilograms. EIGHTY EIGHT GOD DAMN POUNDS. toronto.ctvnews.ca/mobile/man-c...

This is also good advice if you live in a neighborhood with few visitors. Those kids put on costumes. They knew that at the very least, Your's was house that had a full candy bar. Besides, doctor says you can't have them anymore, so someone should. (Except 1. As a treat. For being nice)

My Dad is currently visiting Türkiye. He is a travel blogger, and I warned him to be careful. And that MOTHERFUCKER posted on twitter to THE HEAD OF THE TOURISM BOARD that his staff needed better training. He's okay, but I really need him to realise the danger. They torture journalists there.

There are more shadows in an unlit home than in the whole sky at night. #WritingCommunity #poem #haiku

I have all four!

This is going into rotation for me.

I did the bad thing and got in a fight with someone on twitter. I wrote one of the meaner things I have in a while. I asked someone why "they were so dimwitted that they could be powered by a single triple A." I am both shamed and proud of that line. That's a SOLID LINE.

If you live in one of these 10 states (AZ, TX AR, MS, FL, GA, TN, KY, IN, OH), today is THE LAST DAY you can register to vote. Even if you think you're registered already, double check to see if your registration is still active. Please do this, it only takes a few minutes. Pass it on.

Awww yeah... That's the good stuff...

It's been a while since I saw this one Beautifully executed joke

It still doesn't seem real. 😭

So either it's true and they're fucking weirdos, or it's a lie, and they're still fucking weirdos

We just had the 1st celebration of life for my baby brother. It went well, and the tears that were had, were ones of joy. Do read the alt on the photo

If people want to send for ubers, links in bio, that would be a HUGE help. Also having to take some time off because my head space is going to be super fucked. Things are just badly tight.