Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious

All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia

Reminder: You coinhabit a planet with a bunch of other aliens. You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens. We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses. (antelope)

Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream

Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities

Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up

We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭

I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE

Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun

Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?

If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.

Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested

Saw movie that's just jigsaw running around at the last minute trying to get his traps ready

About this time yesterday I harvested my green onions and popped them in the dehydrator. In 24 hours they've already regrown over half an inch! 🌱 These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.

[roar]

How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder

I did some firefly long exposures and I love how they turned out. These aren't stacked - they're 30 second exposures, so you can follow individual fireflies as they blink along

Satisfaction 💛

BREAKING: After a landmark Supreme Court ruling, Nepal makes history as the first South Asian country to recognize same-sex marriage #NOH8

IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna

I hate this so much. But take a tip from a old whore: NEVER write down anything you would not read out loud IN COURT. I’m perfectly serious. Do not, in any fashion, ever put evidence of your intention to commit any type of crime into written form. Not even your own notes. Because: they’ll get them.

hey siri, what the fuck

The next step in the evolution of social media will occur when enough people have Bluesky accounts that nobody gives a shit whether they get banned on Twitter. Imagine the joy of everyone being completely uninhibited

Wikipedia is not fucking around

The acai is objectively the worst part of an acai bowl

The Mummy. Keep Arnold Vosloo as Imhotep.

Ah yes, a well-thought out plan, putting 16 bags of soil, compost, and manure in my car and then eating 3 hot dogs while basking in the aroma

The only thing I don't like about this app so far is that it feels like people actually see my posts instead of just hanging out comfortably in all the noise and that makes me self conscious.

Yesterday I spent a while pulling weeds out of the seams in my driveway and got about halfway done. Today I got a violation letter from the HOA about the weeds in my driveway, so naturally, the rest of the weeds can fucking stay until I am dead

Welp, time to put the mugs away (I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?)

So I haven’t had an ocular migraine in a couple of years…. My area is currently under a pretty severe and sudden thunderstorm, and I just got a whopper of an ocular migraine… apparently barometric pressure can be a trigger??

Hashtag cocainegate

One thing they don’t teach you in medical/nursing school is that the past tense of “splint” is “splunt”

News of a 16-year-old boy dying in an industrial accident at a sawmill in Wisconsin has people understandably protesting the rollback of child labor laws. That’s only half of the equation though https://www.mlive.com/news/2023/07/teen-dies-after-industrial-accident-at-sawmill-near-up-border.html

RFK Jr earned more than $2M last year to lie about vaccines. Follow the money indeed-- how many scientists or physicians make that kind of bank actually helping people? Grifting is lucrative. 🧪

btw new skeeters there are NO dms if you wanna shoot your shot you do it publicly in the town square 🫵

First chodecumber of the season 💚

Starting over & just trying to find my people.

That first post-vacation shit back in your own toilet 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

A photo from vacation last week. I mean… do you fucking believe this is a thing that exists?! Jesus christ

Intolerance of nazis is kindness & gentleness.

We’re kinder and gentler to people, not to nazis.

Would you?

I stand with: - Orcas - France - <please add more based shit here>