@driftglass.bsky.social Did they finally clone David Brooks??

My phone is turned off - I’m on my WiFi, which goes off in ten days.

My dear friend is REALLY struggling. I know we all are, but any help you can give means the world.

This is so embarrassing. I was doing well a year ago. Lost my job, no income since. I’m $22 from losing my apartment. $900 to hold onto my car. $350 to keep my phone. Need cat food $. Interviewing but job won’t come in time. Anything sent will be returned when working. Sorry. 😥

President JD Vance to address the nation in ten minutes

Look, they said that there's no Epstein list, and I have zero reason to disbelieve them. When Donald Trump and Ritchie Torres agree, it must be true. Just stop talking about it now, questions answered!

Eileen is a Trojan horse Republican, running as a Democrat. Her entire campaign so far could have been run remotely from DC, because she has ZERO ties to CO-4.

Hey everyone in NYC! Vote Cuomo or your grandparents won’t die!

Sometimes the Colorado skies offer up some beauty.

The billionaire bromance break-up doesn't change the fact that Lauren Boebert voted to cut Medicaid and collapse rural hospitals in our district to give them both the biggest tax cut in history. I'm running for lower costs and better care for all. Follow, RT, pitch in. LFG.

I took a photo of Lauren Boebert today and it looks like she has a monster hand

We are on the brink of curing diseases like pancreatic cancer thanks to decades of public investment. My own mom died of pancreatic cancer. Those cures belong to all of us. We're not going to let Lauren Boebert hold us back now. I'm running for the love and care of all mothers. Today and every day.

Trisha is the candidate with the path to victory and the ability to walk it. Please consider giving her some support and clicks (and donations).

Father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection REALLY FEELS?

Gottheimer AND Torres? This plane had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

BREAKING NEWS: Trump vows that the tariffs will eliminate all income taxes by killing all US jobs.

The ones that we've known longest can pull us down the strongest.

Been in this apartment for 4 1/2 months and I’ve enjoyed how peaceful and calm I’ve made my surroundings. Now I realize that half of that is thanks to the people who did not move with me.

Mom: "We have a young, attractive member of Congress at home." At home:

Fascists are so delightful. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Today at work

This could either be the most delicious flavor ever or thickened water.

Microsoft: commits to spend $80 billion on AI. The results speak for themselves. It’s like we’re living in the 23rd century. This scene would’ve been unimaginable just five years ago. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2gds7yE/ @edzitron.com

First they kidnapped Mahmoud Khalil. But 14 Democrats signed a letter asking them not to, so nothing progressed any further.

News: Trump tax of 50% on building materials part of plan to destroy economy, allow the wealthy to accumulate cheap assets.

Gotta get ready for my volunteer shift guarding the cybertruck down at our local Tesla dealership so that no one spray paints a penis on it.

My cat’s face every time he hears Hakeem Jeffries say something.

Me: "Hey, I got pretty good sleep last night. Slept later than normal." Me, ten seconds later: "Oh, Daylight Saving Time, you dumb fuck."

Has AI finally gone too far?

Could someone explain why this disgusting asshole is sitting at a desk with the drawers facing OUTWARD?

BREAKING NEWS: Old Argentinian man sleeps overnight in Rome.

I put up blackout curtains in my bedroom today and look how great it looks in here now!!

Me: “I’ve just replaced the carbon filter in your fountain so that you have the freshest, cleanest water!” My cat:

Ugh. Really tied one on with my cats last night.

I just watched a show on ID Network about an owl who killed a woman. The case went to a pellet court.

Not all sociopaths are libertarians, but all libertarians are sociopaths.

Has Pete Hegseth been living up to his promise to stop drinking?

He who saves room for dessert does not violate any law.

Just turned on the radio to hear Rabbi Joe Potasnik refer to all Palestinians that Israel has held without charge, tortured, and raped as “terrorists.” Words have meaning, and this is an absolutely repulsive accusation.

If you’re on sertraline or similar antidepressant, and you’re concerned with RFK Jr’s ignorant rampage to come, this might help. farmaciasdelnino.mx/eng/item/395...

And every year, we all get to sing “Happy birthday to Tu Youyou…”

Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad. He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad.

BREAKING NEWS: Thousands of football fans slaughtered, incinerated in an attempt to eradicate the Super Bowl flu.

The best way to save billions of taxpayer dollars involves Musk, a locked garage, and an internal combustion engine.

The best discovery of my life was that I can use iMazing to transfer music to and from my iPhone, so I don't have to struggle with Apple Music or iTunes or whatever they're calling the worst-written app on earth this month.

Just two more Super Bowls and the Eagles will be the first team to threepeat.

If Musk tries to expose your agency and fails, he will buy you a horse to cover it up.

Imagine hating me when I'm just sitting at home, spreading vicious, unfounded rumors on the Internet.

I can’t believe the parliamentarian is allowing him to do all this.