For non-NYers, here’s an annotated map of Cuomo districts in Manhattan

[[switches to Fox News, puts feet up, cracks beer]]

There are more of us than there are of them.

Honestly it’s been a long time coming.

Taking off his hat doesn't seem like that big of a deal, but any excuse to stir the pot I guess

NBA viewing guide: That little dude is 6’3”

Yup

Lol FanDuel went down during Monday night football.

Real fuckin’ subtle, writers.

I’m sure it’s been said before, but the left’s greatest weakness is its contempt for its own.

Just a sea of people showing up for 🇺🇸

Just dropped 90 bucks at Economy Candy ama

To be clear, saying you're going to "avoid politics" is an INCREDIBLY political statement, especially in an age of fascism.

can you imagine sitting in that audience as a three-star flag officer — decades in the service, multiple post-grad degrees and a virtually unequaled level of command expertise — and being forced to watch this dunderheaded dry drunk give an off-brand jordan belfort seminar?

We can dunk on Silver. But the folks wildly hyping Adams in 2021-22 included Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden. The desire for a prominent BLACK politician who was pro-police and hostile to the BLM movement was broadly shared within elite Dem circles. They ignored obvious signs he was corrupt and inept.

Freak off

9 out of 10 doctors recommend that you donate to @americansunited.bsky.social to mitigate the harmful effects of the Charlie Kirk memorial on your brain

I'm seeing a lot of nice tributes in the invite-only "World's Most Handsome Men" discord group this morning.

PSA for NYers: if you don’t want to go through the trouble of getting a prescription for the new Covid shot 🙄 you can get one in in a Hoboken or Jersey City CVS. Just a quick PATH ride away. Just got mine.

About to peacefully assemble a turkey hoagie

I love that my feed is 90% BritSky until about 8am

Holy shit. Yeah OpenAI should cease to exist. Simply not acceptable for this sort of product to exist.

Why hello pips

Somebody please primary this dingdong

2027: With cases of a deadly new virus surging worldwide, Trump refuses to accept the EU’s offer to ship millions of mRNA vaccines to the US in exchange for reducing tariff rates back to 2024 levels, calling it “extortion.”

Harrison Bader looks like all of the 1993 Phillies had a baby together

Holy shit we’re in the MCU

when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”

if you, like me, have been aware of this video for years but never actually watched / heard it b/c you figured "i got it, it's a funny noise, i don't have to actually ever hear it," i implore you to hear it now

Oh, you’re a cinephile? Are you alone in an empty theater watching EDDINGTON in the middle of an impossibly beautiful day? Hmmm?

Ummmm so every Dominican and Haitian and Puerto Rican I have ever known in NYC that works 60+ hours goes home to visit family, so we know who you mean when you say "working class" here, you ain't slick

Milk and cigarettes, that’s what the average American had on their breath in the Reagan era.

I never actually believed Epstein was murdered until just now

Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD. Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?

They're inventing lies about Mamdani not because they're afraid he's gonna be a bad mayor but because they're afraid he's gonna be a good one

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it. Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...

Listen to my sister!

Everybody declaring some version of “I hope NYC doesn’t completely go to shit now” is lying. They are, in fact, hoping for the worst so their wrongheaded priors can be validated. So fuck ‘em.

“Ok, this account looks cool. I’ll follow.” [proceeds to have feed bombarded by 100 reposts in 10 minutes]

Senile motherfucker really tried "NO TAG-BACKS"

I could watch this double slide from the Phillies all damn day long - with all the replays

A glance at today’s DC weather forecast was just the pick-me-up I needed

the reason all of this “wealth exodus” shit is always overblown is that rich people like living in cool places they will whine, they will complain, they will throw more money than they’re being taxed at reactionary causes but at the end of the day they like living in NYC and aren’t leaving

DO IT

Gotta pull every lever of executive power to eliminate the taco emoji

Psyched to have just learned that Ridley Scott is adapting Peter Heller’s The Dog Stars—and with an absolutely stacked cast.

Americans United's President and CEO Rachel Laser on today's Supreme Court Ruling in the St. Isidore case! www.au.org/the-latest/p...

Once again, we can either be a white evangelical Christian theocracy, or we can be an actual Republic of laws & equal rights for everyone.

The @nytimes.com mapped donations from every neighborhood across the city in the mayor’s race — what they found was astonishing. Not only do we have the most individual donors in the race, they come from neighborhoods across each of the five boroughs. This movement is citywide.