I'm on a union training call and it's awesome hearing people rattle off their union affiliation and local number when they introduce themselves. Unions are cool man the rumors are true

A young bunny for these trying times

This is me with salsa

Please I have too many reports to write and I don't want to write any of them.

what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach

I have taken the soul of the Republican Senator the one you were probably hoping to see in Hell Forgive me I got mixed up they’re both so evil and so old

I've been at the Scottish games and it's been very very wet and all I can think about is how throwing that shit in the wet must be destroying their poor hands

I like coming to North Carolina but weeds not legal and this is dumb

Look at him He has no idea the Amulet of Undying has transferred Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell.

Some skinny bitch gave us the most judgemental look I've seen since highschool so I just stopped walking and gave her a full up and down

Goddamn it

I am traveling and dying for something fresh to eat but I am afraid lol

My husband's mad at me bc I pointed out it's going to take him 45 mins longer than the rest of us to get dressed in the morning

Not me packing once again reminded that if I wasn't such a chronic fucking disaster than this wouldn't be so difficult 🤦‍♀️

I dreamed I was swimming in crystal clear seas

I fear the wombat and the hedgehog have out competed the wolves

This is untrue. I forgot about the front zipper pocket which held a bottle of swimmers ear stuff, two seashells, and a single Imodium

I've been desperate for rain all spring and summer it's been so dry. We are going out of town this weekend for an outdoor event we've talked about attending for over a decade...guess what?

Happy turtle bit off a cop's toe day, to all who celebrate

Me onsite at a complaint: I'm going to take lots of pictures so they can see what's going on Me creating a photo log weeks later: 😡

Something has gone very wrong with my guts in the last 24 hours and the sounds rumbling through there atm would probably have gotten me burned as a witch a couple hundred years ago

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Sometimes I think about the Caribbean lady who clocked my husband and I looking lost in Brooklyn when the subway stop was closed for the weekend and straight managed us onto the right replacement bus blocks away out of shear bossiness and I hope she's living her best life

It's raining!!!

I opened my dry bag for the first time in a yearish on Friday and the only things in there were a coozie and a lighter

In a bath that is maybe a touch too much hotter than it should be just to take the itch out of all my bug bites

I had a dream last night that I found a huge patch of abnormally tall heather up against the base of a cliff and I laid down in it and it was perfect.

This is the reason i monitor martens. I put so much time, effort and money into this 👍 I love kit footage... @bhallapple.bsky.social this won't be a good close photo😁 Should get something from this setup🤞

I want shakshuka but I do not wish to make shakshuka

The heat broke with a massive storm today and thank the goddess

I was catholic once upon a time and I have zero idea of the minutia of what is happening but this is all very funny

Peek-a-boo. I feel we could all use some baby bear cuteness today. #mammals 🌿

No you're looking for property on the Outer Hebrides instead of doing your work.

I do not wish to work today, I wish to be in a cool dark pub in the Scottish Highlands sipping gin while the rain streaks past the windows.

How can I fork out so much $$ a month for subscriptions and then when I want to watch something I still don't have the right channel and then I just get frustrated and give up watching TV for the night

I just came to bed and my dog had straight moved my pillow half way down the bed so he could rest his head upon it

I have always been anti tv in the bedroom but I'm getting old and sleepy and I might be changing my mind lol

My son just told me a dimetrodon is closer to a mammal than a reptile and they exist before the great dying and now I don't know what is real

Ok I bought all this food but my husband is out with his martial arts friends so who's going to actually cook it...

My dog loves to come looking for me, find me on the toilet, nibble my chin, then leave

So my son and I made a big run to the farmers market and the international food store but now we have to put it all away....

I'm sorry there's just something about this man that makes me want to kick him in the nuts. Like I might consider donating $50 to the republican party if they'd let me kick him in the nuts. They'd have to let me wear my steel toes though

Pavlov's dog (my dog hearing the ice hit the glass or seeing me me pour my first glass of wine knowing there's a 95% chance it's porch time) Much excited whining and jumping ensues

Sorry in advance if I make no sense 😬 I took a bath and everything and my brian still feels like a hive of kicked bees

Ok I didn't get a picture but there was an Indigo Bunting Merlin has been saying is out there on the same post this evening so this is now the lucky post.

Aaaahh look who was in my yard!!

I thought I had a really gnarly bruise on my upper thigh and I showed it to my husband and he was like, "that's ink"

I was dreaming about eating a huge fucking breakfast lol

My crackhead neighbor has acquired some friends with loud ass crotch rockets and I want to toss out a handfull of roofing nails so bad