i never post here anymore so here’s the boys

all hail the april fool. my little dipper is 3 yrs old today!

hims baby

$250 Chewy card from Missy for the lucky adopter. Please please please follow @crits4cats.bsky.social who works harder than any one person I know to take care of the cats who need help the most. Repost all of his posts! 🫶💚🫶💚

…wut

watch out cricket’s beams will turn you gay

logging on

poop prisoner #2 we had to put dippy in the office by himself so we can steal his poo.

When things are scary, everyone loves to pull out the Mr. Rogers quote of "look for the helpers". It's a great idea, but many stop there. Mr. Rogers was talking to children. We're adults now, we gotta BE the helpers.

nominally “liberal” mainstream media is now running cover for an out and about fascist. these are dark times we are living in and we truly cannot rely on these fascist sympathizers anymore

hewo i dippy sauc 🥫

they took the gold in synchronized cuteness 🏅🏆

they only understand eepy💤

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

since i’m on vacation for a week i want to mess around with my makeup. so i guess this is lewk 1

🔥shmokin🔥

🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin' The snow was fallin down The carolers were singin' The day Santa Claus came into town He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh Laughed and flew above the trees He made his way down the chimney shaft The day Santa gave a gift to me (follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

i cannot read the word “intergalactic” without hearing the beastie boys in my head, this is my curse

dip doesn’t like the lobster 🦞 🙅🏻‍♀️ (cricket’s turn in the lobster not pictured because he was too pathetic about it)

caturday

mr rogers: won’t you be my neighbor me: i’d love to :) [3:00 am] mr rogers: *reving dirt bike* me: *shouting out the window* mister rogers you son of a bitch

you know you’re losing it when you start listening to baker street unironically

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck

Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.

when you feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread:

i had a lot of fun with this makeup

recently went through a traumatic experience so naturally i wanna go get a tattoo

have you ever seen a smilin cricket?

Spotify Wrapped just dropped. Mine is very “meat and potatoes”

here’s a glimpse into my noggin

aaaaaaaAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAHHH -that green chick

🎶diva boots ya gonna be diVAH boots cunty cunty sashay betta werk hunTAY ya gonna be diva bootz🎶

i know it’s only been a few days but i can’t wait to feel normal again.

hey guys don’t have a seizure it’s not worth it you won’t even remember it

Until they get verification sorted I'm just gonna pin a video of me singing our song breakfast at Tiffany's so you know it's really us

hi bluesky. i’m erin. i’m fat, i’m bi, i’m new in towwwwn. 😘✌🏻 *not really i’m here because twitter is burning to the ground.

my stinky guys