I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.

Once you submitted to the bully, you've taught him to keep on bullying. You've reinforced his pathological behavior. If you haven't learned to say, "Fuck you!" – now is the time.

My editorial cartoon for Wed's metro

wow

Deaths per year due to acetaminophen overdose: ~500 Deaths per year due to suicide by gun: ~27,000 How about we do something about the *guns*?!

"Autism: First diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol: Not invented until 1955. RFK Jr.: Born 1954. Thus RFK Jr. is more likely to have caused autism than Tylenol."

Horror, Horror, MAGA will be ticked off. They don't like real obituaries that tell the absolute truth. They are too busy to read it because they are busy making up conspiracies in the sky to make him a wonderful marytr who is the ideal of love and concern instead of a right wing bigot, repeating.

I 💙 NY

RFKjr cherry-picks data even more than he picks up road kill. And he picks up one helluva lot of roadkill.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Thank you, Secretary General António Guterres, for our meeting ahead of the #UNGA.   After 80 years, the United Nations remains a critical forum. In an increasingly divided world, it is only by collective effort that we can create lasting peace and prosperity.

Lyndon B. Johnson's response to satire

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Let the scales fall from your eyes. See the real Disney.

The party of “if we don’t test, the numbers will be lower” tested Tylenol for a couple of weeks and determined that it’s definitely the cause of Autism, even though the term was introduced 44 years before the medication. Huzzah! Trump-era science!

Trump's telling everyone not to take Tylenol, which will make him an even bigger headache.

I wouldn’t miss this for anything

OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

To err is Homan?

Compromise is a very basic principle every American understands. If Republicans “don’t bother” working with Democrats just because Trump said so, it will be a REPUBLICAN SHUTDOWN. Republicans control the House, Senate, & White House—the American people will know who to blame.

trump is still a racist slumlord. Some things never change.

⭐ Breaking news! ⭐ krasnov says Autism has been figured out! Gonna discuss tomorrow in the oval with Bobby, oz, and the experts! Color me horrified! 😳 Special guest 👇🏼

Asking maga to be honest violates their First Amendment rights, and holding them morally accountable for what they say is censorship. That's it.

Have you heard the good news? Yesterday, all across the country, Americans marched for clean energy for "Sun Day." And this'll warm your heart: "In Virginia, volunteers climbed rooftops to install solar panels on affordable homes built by Habitat for Humanity." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Not only do we routinely see kids dying in ICE custody, now they’re missing nearly 1000 people who were being held in Alligator Alcatraz? HOW THE HELL is this not a stop the presses moment? We can only hope it’s not a Brubaker moment.

That's a LOT of current/former Disney talent. @thr.com $DIS www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

Yesterday’s massive Christian Nationalist/MAGA Nazi spectacle in Arizona, complete with Leni Riefenstahl type pageantry and borrowings from the speeches of Goebbels and Hitler, should be a wake-up call. We could be very close to the moment when Trump arrests political opponents.

Survival of our democracy will depend on the loyalty of military officers to the Constitution, the boldness of Blue State Governors, and what happens in the streets.

Yes it does. goodpoliticsbadpolitics.substack.com/p/trumps-lat...

Dump Meta too. They sexualize young girls for profit. And they do it using YOUR pictures. Add them to your boycott list: Tesla, Target, Disney...Meta. Take back your life. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Kirk was a nobody to normal people, but it's now clear how important he was to the right. The dream of post-Steve Bannon conservativism: An influencer presidential candidate. A homegrown Trump. The panic we're seeing is a movement realizing they have nothing to replace Trump's cult of personality.

Steve Bannon, who has the ear of Trump and and his administration and steers much of the MAGA movement, says “public and private schools should be designated terrorist organizations”😳— and dismisses calls for unity (Bannon railing against radicalization is… something)

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social Support Ruben at tomthedancingbug.substack.com www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

After the constant, never ending cruelty in both words and actions by the Repugnacans and their followers, I no longer feel obligated. Let Karma do her job. Quickly.

NEW: Jack Smith: "The Department of Justice Was My Home...That Home is Now On Fire." open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

January 6

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What Jimmy Kimmel said is accurate. What Brian Kilmeade said is monstrously disgusting. One of them is still on television.

NEW: Judge Beryl Howell granted my motion for expedited review in my FOIA case for the Epstein files, and invited me to file a motion for summary judgment. Which we did, and which you can read here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...