HELP I PISSED OFF THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS

Do I need to spell out who this bill is really for?

Heeeeeeey people who moved out of their abusive parent's house... How did y'all do that??? Like how'd you find a place? How'd yoy escape without them getting a key to your place? How's you break the news to them? How'd you save up for it?

Red lightsabers are for the bad guys.

Unpopular Fitness Opinion: You don't need to track the calories you eat and eat at a calorie deficit to lose weight.

The federal government expects me to pay taxes and contribute to society, but I can't buy a box of condoms without blushing as red as a fire truck and giggling like a schizophrenic clown who just heard the world's funniest knock-knock joke. Put me out of my misery already.

Dumb pet peeve of mine, but I hate when shops online market themselves as "Midwestern" but then they're all the way in Wisconsin. Baby, you're in the North. You wanna market your shop as "Midwestern" you gotta be in heart of the Corn Belt.

1945: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS! 2025: Whatevs.

Roses are red Violets are blue

America will be Trump's 7th bankruptcy and he will blame Joe Biden.

Elon either can’t do math, or he can’t pass civics.

I blocked that barstool whatever account on TikTok and now my FYP is nothing but Survivor clips. I ain't mad, just curious how the algorithm landed on that for me.

I've got that dawg* in me! *Lego autism

Thinking about my DnD characters and realizing none of them are actually all that serious. Even my "serious" character has a comedic relief side kick. I feel like this says a lot about me.

So tired of this world, man. I saw a post on TikTok talking about a type of harmless fungi that eats ethanol vapors, known as Whiskey Fungus. Cool, right? It's eating a byproduct of fermentation at distilleries and junk, yeah? Everyone is fear mongering the harmless, drunk fungi. I hate it here!

The First Amendment 1789 -2025

mew in a bubble

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

Won a goblin battle by killing a goblin with a Searing Smite via thigh clap. I have a flare for the insane.

It’s borderline criminal.

I don't care what y'all say, he makes mutton chops look good! Need him carnally.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

So, since we're officially going into a Depression because of Trump, who wants to plant war-time victory gardens?

Everyone likes to talk about media from their childhood, but I never see people talk about shows like Unbeatable Banzuke, or the original Japanese version of Ninja Warrior, or Solitary. Where's the G4 love at?

To whoever is reading my Klance omegaverse fics on AO3 in the yesr of our lord 2025... I see you, and I love that for you.

people think its an issue that the shrek 5 teaser has an in-universe version of tiktok. this is the same franchise that had simon cowell playing himself in an american idol dvd extra

AITA for already having birthday plans with my best friend, because my family waited until 2 weeks out to ask me what I want to do for my birthday?

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Accurate 💯

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi… Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla. Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com

Quote with your favorite Pokémon

Not my home, but I know my way around.

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1938

Slava Ukraini!

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

Why is this not surprising?

Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 27,1958

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Everything is a joke to him.

This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

The BBC is quite correct.

The 12-3-30 workout is actually pretty decent, and I say that as someone with joint issues in my legs and is severely out of shape. Been doing it for 8 days (only counting gym days) and I've already improved my endurance, and the gym is becoming a habit at this point. 10/10 would recommend.

Happy 39th Birthday Oliver and James Phelps! Thanks for being our perfect Weasley twins! 🎂 🥳

I explained to my coworkers who are super into fitness that I have to be careful at the gym because I am prone to joint subluxation and injury when weight lifting, and have existing injuries in my knee, hips, back, feet, and shoulders. I'm also prone to dizzy spells and near fainting.

Show me your comfort characters. There is a theme here.

Been wanting that since I was 13, actually.