Let’s say for sake of argument this turns out to be true: why does it mean they had to kill him

So ... it's not coming home?

Because of parasitic diarrhea?

Durbin has spoken with the wallet inspector and we can rest assured that any previous incidents involving misplaced cash or “identity theft” were simply misunderstandings.

No but seriously, my brain short circuited at this Lindsey Graham news.

Vaxxed?

FALKLANDS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

We will, however, still be going to the Correspondent's Dinner.

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

By this metric, pretty much everyone in this woman's family including herself should get the fuckin' chair. The McMahons covered up sexual abuse for decades then decided to get in on it themselves in the last decade. Craven monsters.

So…. Cable

"Repairs"

Broooo, have you been looking at obscure Byzantine iconography again?

I guess I’m weird because I don’t like it when the president of my country addresses the leaders of our allies the way an abusive father menacingly addresses his children.

May I just say that everything about Count Binface exceeded my expectations. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

yeah, not all that surprised that a guy who was incapable of taking responsibility for any of his choices or decisions also refuses to take responsibility for this one.

Apparently Ryan Grim thinks "texting about needing a massage" means you can never be raped, interesting

This is soooooo fucking disgusting

Maybe Mitch McConnell is just getting a lot of work done to be sexy as hell. You don’t deserve to know what’s happening that’s Hippo law

make a wish theory of this admin is undefeated

Out on the town, having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too.

A true rapist's rapist.

Truly the worst thing about the American Century of Humiliation is that we're not just getting roasted by rising economic powers like China, but by countries like Belgium, whose median age is like 400 years old, whose major export is blood diamonds and who still won't take down King Leopold statues.

Gross.

By his own admission, he had no idea what a red card was, but he knew -- better than the ref, better than FIFA -- that what Balogun did did not meet the standards for getting a red card, which, again, he had never heard of before. This is like watching JD lecture the pope, but more corrupt.

They're doing little January 6s because that's all they know how to do.

I just want an America where it’s embarrassing to be an ignorant jackass.

guys there's 30-50 feral babies on a hospital ship in my backyard

Sorry, Adam Sandler officiated? What even is this wedding?

Oh, so now it's GOD'S fault

The InfoWars Elf looks like Brett Kavanaugh.

OK, so here's why it's at the World Cup (marketing), but that doesn't explain why it's been the "go home and get out of our stadium" song for our local high school football team for nigh on 20 years. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

I refuse to make a John Schrank joke because ... propriety or some shit, I guess.

Just like Jesus Christ, famous hater of the poor

I've been lapsed longer than this guy has been Catholic, and dude, cry more.

OK, the crowd of dozens aside - is that a high school Ska band?

Human decency. Freakin’ lame, amirite, Jesus?

Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.

Oh my God, I can't believe Dean Cain had an opening in his schedule to attend the event!

The great American state fair being stupid Trump bullshit does legit make me sad, if I’m being honest. A lot of the 250 stuff does. This could have been a really cool and special thing and literally any normal president would have pulled it off.

we missed peak culture

Bold thing to say when your party is in control of literally everything.

Do u do this while telling the girl why she can’t stay here?

Well, this is infuriating. Also, maybe my concrete position is that people should mind their own fucking business.

Two weeks.

Heard James Carville referred to as a “prominent strategist” and that’s like saying Gilligans Island is a prominent tv show, if you pretend time doesn’t exist lots of stuff is in the zeitgeist