ironically the game they're denying a lot of the country from seeing is the Patriots.

My Christmas movie of choice is definitely Scrooged.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Somewhere Phil Rivers is on what I imagine is a preposterously large couch watching this and thinking: ya know what I’m good

"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.

Jalen Hurts double turnover broke the Monsters Inc broadcast engine

I feel like Rivers won't play just because it'll push back his HOF candidacy year.

Business is down. The vibes are tense. President Trump claims DC’s restaurant scene is “booming” since his return to the White House—but insiders tell a different story. My latest magazine feature: washingtonian.com/2025/12/08/t...

This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.

Drink every time the KC OTs are lined up illegally. You're dead.

Why Michael Wilson is better than Marvin Harrison, my column :

Look, another religious war ended by Trump

Maybe we just fire all the AFC north coaches?

We need to talk about how the bucs passing game has disappeared for the past 5 weeks or so.

Look what playing WAS does for the worst offenses

Not ideal, Ravens

I feel like the Ravens and Steelers are both awful. Here's to hoping cincy can pull off the miracle

I argued all week with a WAS fan that they should have rested Daniels at least another week.... Instead they rushed him back and... 9 of 20 for 3.9 yds/att and now with an int and into the blue tent.... Brilliant!

Good to know it's not just me

UVA had the easiest schedule in the ACC and has the easiest path possible to an ACC title. And they still choked it away. Hahahahhaha

College football OT benefits the favored team. I know who's winning this.

Wait in college football a receiver can go out of bounds and be the first player to catch the football? What calvinball nonsense is this sport?

College football : where the last 2 minutes takes about 45 minutes.

In honor of my favorite Stranger Things character (because she reminds me of younger me)... What is your "Running Up That Hill" song? Radio by Rancid is mine... Turn it up! I assume 1 or 2 people will respond to this. Which is cool. At least look at me, look at me!

We went Fantasy Cares toy shopping this morning at the Mall of America Toys R Us with Toys For Tots marines! We spent over $18,000 helping make a brighter Christmas for so many in this area. Thank you so much to all who helped make this happen!

Balatro : plasma deck - gold stake achieved! Now time for erratic deck. Last thing.

This is the funniest joke ever

We went toy shopping today for toys for tots! Please repost the below for visibility on what @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social does!

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport. ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance. (Published October 2025)

Senile old man given made-up award from notoriously corrupt organization www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/05/d...

Ironically, there is an NFL laureate in physics.

It's probably not even a top ten song of theirs but man.... Watching the video for Beastie Boys "make some noise" makes me happy. youtu.be/WdgLMslbDuY?...

congrat's to ya'll

That England 1-1 draw with Panama is going to be glorious

hAvE yOu EvEn ReAd ThE lEaGuE cHaRtEr?! POV: you have a Type A fantasy football commissioner. 😅 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social

By this logic the US defense department runs a loss of 100x that. (and it could be higher they keep failing audits)

This is the most boring 74 point game ever.

this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child

I'm at the combination

Um. Why?

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

I can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore. Please explain why America shouldn't be upset about this.

F right off with these Meta data center commercials.

I'm convinced Aikman just says dumb things so he can trend on social media.

The giants have run the ball more than they are passed. They just scored their 2nd TD and they are down multiple scores.

The giants really aren't going to go for a 4th and 1 down 3 scores from their own 40?