threw on a random shirt to start laundry and now i'm dysphoric so ig im going to claires for top surgery

they did this for my boys dan and phil

a miserable Dan + the jacket I think he should give to me as a gesture of lesbian solidarity #danandphil #danielhowell #phanart #fanart #butchbirddraws

amazingphil crawled so iCarly could walk so danisnotonfire could power walk so that post-hard launch/rebranded danandphil could SPRINT

:(

happy pride month

not to brag but I think I'm kinda awesome at this "creating playlists" thing

FUCK YEAH (ignore all my other posts this morning 😁)

they hi-hate-us

phabandonment issues (dnp did not upload when they said they were gonna)

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all men do is lie :(

waiting

they forgot

stupid whores

girl I swear to god

they’re late

where tf is it

HELLO IM WAITING

wore dnp craft satan shirt to my work staff day and got clocked immediately 💀

dnp near death experience and final destination bloodlines opening weekend.. there are omens for those with the eyes to see..

sum 1 tell me y im listening to LeAnne Rimes today while doing this makeup and dressing this way 💀

I wish they phidn't 💀

It was veteran @beandip96.bsky.social who valiantly vanquishing vicious volleys of velocity from the vehicles vaulting behind and came out victorious at VIR. The vanquished, vexed yet venerable, vowed vengeance at the the next venture, Martinsville Speedway next week for the H.Clay Earles Trophy 250

need a 2 week vacation from work not kidding I'm so mentally burned out I don't think it's work necessarily, I'm just tired from living

“if it would save the life of a bird, would you let me tattoo you?” i need to study phil’s mind

took lessons from dan howell in social awkwardness

i think snails should vote they seem wise and distinguished

having anxiety is so stupid like what do u mean i'm scared of hanging out with my friends

finally made the decision to become obsessed with bad omens wish me luck

my demons have been hushed thank u spotify

where is spotify wrapped im going insane

welcome back danisnotonfire !

loves of my life on the big screen

happy post a pic of your favorite emo couple friday everyone !!!!

dnp should upload on thanksgiving to give americans hiding in their relatives bathroom something to watch

vote phan or im gonna lose my fucking mind www.tumblr.com/rpftourney/7...

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS????

i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

uwu if you see this post, make yourself in this picrew (see replies) and post the last song you listened to

last night at dinner we were talking about Hannibal and I accidentally said Hannibal Lester and didn't notice until my partner pointed it out 💀

tit pic face reveal on this phine phannie phriday #phanniefriday

this has such married energy

listen this is all still wip and all i just want to share my excellent tshirt visions for them

my all time favorite celebrity interaction I've ever had was in 2015 when the guitar player for mayday parade (who did not follow me) was the only person to like my tweet about my cat being sick I was in hs and had like 2 followers at the time how did he come across this and why did he like it 💀

open can