god im so glad i keep my following list very small on both twitter and tumblr bc i get to avoid whatever deranged discourse is happening and only hear about it secondhand like a freight train going by. like what do you mean ppl are doing dan sexuality discourse. im dodging bullets left and right

now that’s how you know its a hit tweet babey

im about 2 cry guys the phil plant killer shirt was kinda a white whale of mine but i didnt have much hope of ever acquiring it but i just snagged some old dan merch on depop and the incredibly nice seller just. put the phil plant killer shirt in there. for free. WAUGH?!

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many beautiful women would consider me exceedingly normal

check this out

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the magic of twitter is that i genuinely do sincerely think a significant chunk of people think butch=wearing plaid

no one worry this WILL be done in time

guy who just spent multiple hours trying to pull off the terrible choreo before accepting that some people are just not born with coordination

it’s amazing how much i keep getting distracted from the things i Should be drawing. but ehehehehe

sneak peek

watching this lesbian booktuber whose vids i like to watch while i draw and she’s like “yeah i live in reading and it’s so straight here like every gay person from reading turns 18 and immediately moves away as fast as possible” DAN FIGHT BAAAACK

the most important thing we have to remember is that there’s nothing wrong with me.

sneet pea…

2 genders

my son on his first day of kindergarten

finishing anything but my dan birthday art. x-philes…

the important thing about me is i draw exclusively for myself and in honor of the best playthrough the world has ever seen.

finished gundam seed with oomf recently. ingested sheer yuri cocaine

no one worry this is the year im finally not gonna be speedrunning bday art last minute

my name is dvd normal

the thing about terrible is that, like, on a like KNOWING the choreo level, i know it by heart. on an actual pulling it off level. well. im more of a phil. in this regard

i really fucking love this show you guys

GUYS WE HAVE AT MINIMUM SEVEN POSSIBLY MORE BABY GROUNDHOGS LIVING UNDER OUR SHED RN THIS IS HUGE

in coloring hell rn and all but guys like their first videos were kinda silver & gold when u think about it. like love wins forever

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all i do is lie about finishing things. but ok. look. at least we’re in the coloring stage now. it’s FINE. it’s fiiine

big sweatshirt jorts ugly sneakers is the sound of the summer

hi guys. remember my evil professor i had this semester and how he was the one teaching the class that was supposed to help us get jobs but frankly he was useless and evil but he was tenured and they cant get rid of him. so i. found his website. his work is um. fucking christ

the relief of having thought a fic was ai and seeing other ppl think the same so u know ur at least not crazy vs the despair of kind of hoping u WERE crazy bc well its not like being right feels all that great </3

he has no care for the fact im trying to draw

i WILL finish this today or you’re all allowed to beat me with rocks idk

i like that i was like yeah i’ll get this done by the time it’s time for tit. Well that wasn’t true

desperately need them to give us an actual date for the tit premiere bc i gotta know exactly how much time i have to make this a real comprehensive image

channeling amazingphil whimsy by wearing my corgi sweater to take my cat to the vet (she’s all good it’s just time for her shots)

people just say things to me

happy phannie fridaythursday at any rate

HUH.

should i even put text on her

dinner with phil 👍

dinner with phil

ok good MORNY everypony it is time to lock in and paint this grad cap

opens twitter. they’re taking pope yaoi from just existing in conclave terms to now yaoi-ing the real actual pope. they’re doing pope rpf like that man doesn’t want gay ppl to burn. Ok. Closes twitter.

everyone loves my good ideas for my grad cap.