Drake said “here damn nigga, don’t ask for sht else” 😭

Drake said fuck it he the big 3, he the birthday 😭

I just know medieval peasants would’ve loved iced coffee

does anyone want to come over and exchange “don’t worry, it’ll all work out”s

there's something so whimsical and evil about you that i love with the depth of my heart.

You fell in love with a writer and thought you'd leave unwritten?

Due to the current economic situation, the Devil Wears Shien.

I deserve a weekend of feral activities.

I’m not doing “too much” the bar is just really fucking low.

If my presence triggers you, my job is done.

slight inconvenience and i start having inner monologues.

actually i think the elephant ties the room together.

do you love me or did I just reflect parts of yourself back to you that you’ve never seen before?

How I looked at my mom when she explained taxes to me when I got my first check.

One thing about Invincible... that mf Vincible as hell 😭

I don’t like how pens randomly decide to stop working mid sentence…finish your thought

sorry i can’t make it tonight my thousand year curse hasn’t been lifted yet

Real peace comes when you realize that everything that's out of your control should be out of your mind too.

Is Twitter down?😭😭

The spotify wrapture is near

I never know how much laundry detergent to add I just pour until it feels right in my heart

i like to keep a bunch of unfinished water bottles laying around the house just in case i get thirsty

Pulling off a museum heist in 2025 is actually kinda sick lmao😭

everyday is the same but worse

my moral compass probably doesn’t use a magnetic field

i evaluate my behavior every night like i will literally be in the shower like “i didn’t like how i responded to that today but tomorrow i will be better”

Might fk around and start walking around this planet like I was divinely sent here to shatter peoples perception of reality. While stimultaniously pretending like I don’t know what’s going on.

I am obsessed with people who change their minds. People who pivot from jobs that make them unhappy and relationships that don’t serve them anymore. Life is too short to be in places where you know you don’t belong.

starting to think soulmates are people that simply understand you & we romanticize everything too much.

loyal women are such a luxury these days. no wandering eyes. no hidden motives, not being sneaky bout shit. just laying it all on the table & locked in with you fr.

We really got to witness Trump and Elon's messy breakup before GTA 6 😭

We might be witnessing the downfall of twitter in real time 😭

Twitter breaking every 3 to 5 business days is so unserious

Since Twitter glitching I might as well chill here

it sucks that u have to get everything done today and there aren’t any other days u could get things done

if yall feel a sudden earthquake my fault

i'm a lover and a leaver

Me pretending to know wine at a restaurant

being in your 20s is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

personally i think we should cancel all streaming services & go back to cable ..

my fav thing to do is say ‘personally I wouldn't let that slide’ when I've actually let worse slide

All these concerts coming and I got $6 and 1 outfit. Do it God.

I hate when your vape gets low and it tastes like you just smoked an email

I hate when your vape gets low and it tastes like you just smoked an email

I need to stop falling for pretty women

You can tell who been lame all they life. They be tryna fit in everywhere