I never know how much laundry detergent to add I just pour until it feels right in my heart

i like to keep a bunch of unfinished water bottles laying around the house just in case i get thirsty

Pulling off a museum heist in 2025 is actually kinda sick lmao😭

everyday is the same but worse

my moral compass probably doesn’t use a magnetic field

i evaluate my behavior every night like i will literally be in the shower like “i didn’t like how i responded to that today but tomorrow i will be better”

Might fk around and start walking around this planet like I was divinely sent here to shatter peoples perception of reality. While stimultaniously pretending like I don’t know what’s going on.

I am obsessed with people who change their minds. People who pivot from jobs that make them unhappy and relationships that don’t serve them anymore. Life is too short to be in places where you know you don’t belong.

starting to think soulmates are people that simply understand you & we romanticize everything too much.

loyal women are such a luxury these days. no wandering eyes. no hidden motives, not being sneaky bout shit. just laying it all on the table & locked in with you fr.

We really got to witness Trump and Elon's messy breakup before GTA 6 😭

We might be witnessing the downfall of twitter in real time 😭

Twitter breaking every 3 to 5 business days is so unserious

Since Twitter glitching I might as well chill here

it sucks that u have to get everything done today and there aren’t any other days u could get things done

if yall feel a sudden earthquake my fault

i'm a lover and a leaver

Me pretending to know wine at a restaurant

being in your 20s is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

personally i think we should cancel all streaming services & go back to cable ..

my fav thing to do is say ‘personally I wouldn't let that slide’ when I've actually let worse slide

All these concerts coming and I got $6 and 1 outfit. Do it God.

I hate when your vape gets low and it tastes like you just smoked an email

I hate when your vape gets low and it tastes like you just smoked an email

I need to stop falling for pretty women

You can tell who been lame all they life. They be tryna fit in everywhere

Im heavy on the "be safe's" and "I love you's" cause life is unpredictable.

yeah🌿

This might be the sign I needed fr

I’m too clingy for the talking stage. You coming over every day or what

The scariest person you know is a 5’1 woman

You ever just look at someone and think how pretty they’d look sitting on your face? Because same.

had my shit together once. i think i was 6

Man Nobody walk faster then a btch on her way to embarrass Her Ngga 😭😭😭

"we can still be friends" no we really can't

I’m glad everybody I know left this app cause ain’t no way 😭

Why yall sound like that ?😭

i could post a rock and this one ho still gone like my story

Might start using this app again, it’s so peaceful here it’s not chaotic like that other app fr

Damn twitter is down

That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together

Ima need that hour back I'm so tired

My legs be givin out while walking so if u see me do a lil dip just mind ur business

Unfortunately some people were not put here to evolve. They are here to remind you what it looks like if you don't.

We’ll try again 14 February 2026

women when they realise Valentines day isnt their birthday and also have to get their boyfriends gifts

women when they realise Valentines day isnt their birthday and also have to get their boyfriends gifts

it's Kendrick against whoever who wanna lose.

That nigga looked DEAD in the camera and said SAY DRAKE, I HEAR YOU LIKE EM YOUNG.