“Cutty Sark… sounds Japanese…” Weel done, hen. #TheApprentice

'Parisian car traffic fell by more than half between 2002 and 2023, while cycle lanes expanded sixfold. Bikes now make more than twice as many journeys as cars. Mayor of Paris Anne Hidalgo, stepping down after 12 years, exulted: "The bike beat the car".' archive.is/2026.03.12-1...

Oh those crazy greenies. Well, it turns out that solar and wind need not pass the Hormuz strait. Strategic autonomy in action. The most self-destructive thing Europe could do now is abandon the green transition. And that’s only on geopolitical grounds. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Europeans when asked to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz:

👀 (H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)

Always feel tearful seeing Billy. What a voice, what a guy #totp

Spending my afternoon off watching a matinee on Talking Pictures TV - very enjoyable, apart from the constant stream of adverts for funeral plans and cremations. Makes you worry you won’t see the end of the film.

“…And apparently the fourth English Civil War was started over whether there should be a person or an animal on these small pieces of plastic paper. Our historians are still trying to work out why these pieces of paper were of so much importance.”

‘Practically nothing less to target’ Trump, 2026 Stalingrad has been 'destroyed and [was] without any further worthwhile targets.’ von Richthofen, (senior Luftwaffe commander), August 1942

Someone said “synergy”, seriously. #TheApprentice

Maybe it should matter that the President of the United States threatened the lives of the Iranian soccer team, who can say

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

as Tesla unravels Elon Musk will be forced to be increasingly incoherent with his vaporware hype slop until he's just left screaming incoherent strings of non sequiturs about GLORMS and interdimensional portals

My god, they actually removed the Wikipedia article on gullibility.

Be a quaint café in a world full of Starbucks.

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

F*ck this disgusting industry

In case you missed..more documents from the Epstein files were released on Friday 👇

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

This is nothing. Just send Mahmood out again to announce some more anti-refugee policies and you can easily find your way to fifth place.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work

"Trying to compete with Reform not only feels inauthentic... but a betrayal of what Labour is supposed to represent. We must address the concerns and fears of voters, not play on them." Damning stuff from Sadiq Khan www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it. Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

2010-18, SUVs were the second largest cause of the global rise in CO2 emissions, eclipsing shipping, aviation and heavy industry 2002-23, the number of SUVs in London increased tenfold from 80K to 800,000 Children in collisions with SUVs are 8 times more likely to die than with a standard vehicle

Keir Starmer's attempt to paint the Greens as extremists yet again reveals his intolerance of political difference. His instincts are illiberal and authoritarian.

Labour MP Ian Byrne: "The lines from the PM and Cabinet today essentially labelling the Green Party as extremist is appalling, desperate and frankly embarrassing. "It also makes very clear that the leadership has zero understanding of where it has been going wrong."

Have to hand it to him, he was spot on with this one.

I'm ready. Let's all get together.

And not a moment too soon 👏👏👏

Slight cardie envy here #universitychallenge

You're gonna love this. I received an editing request from someone who wanted me to do a developmental edit on their book. The subject of the book: How to write a bestseller using AI. Fuck the fuck off, you fucking fucker.

This clip is all over the other place and has made its way onto GB News and Talk TV so I’ll do a bit of an explainer here too! The clip doing the rounds is of a fantastic police officer telling a group of Muslim men that a Christian preacher nearby is entitled to freedom of expression. 🧵 1/19

That casein addiction will subside 🧀

Cruelty is a choice.

A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

🔴 NEW - Farage is losing steam and the data proves it 👇

Anyone watching Small Prophets? Unusual, gentle and beautiful ❤️

BBC reporting that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. There is no precedent for a senior member of the royal family being placed under arrest in modern British history. A seismic moment for the monarchy.

Police arresting 1,000 paedophile suspects a month across UK. National Crime Agency says rise in child sexual abuse being driven by technology and online forums. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

You can’t defeat the far right by giving them what they claim to want, bc that isn’t what they really want. What they really want- as they occasionally make clear- is racial purity. That’s why measures aimed at reducing migration are not only cruel & self-harming but pointless on their own terms

Another game of “play until the big, rich team wins.”

When Nigel Farage claimed that 1 million people in the UK didn't speak English properly, perhaps he was referring to the knuckle dragging Reform supporters banging on about "mooselamic rayguns"

Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.

The clients are revolting, much like the canapés. #TheApprentice

Can’t believe shouting at people isn’t convincing them to buy a salmonella pie. #TheApprentice