the goated Explorers of Sky

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!" The ever so useful wall chicken:

Another holiday in the books.

Free Turkey via Wall.

Happy turkey day

I have to pick mom up for thanksgiving so I went out to get the sticky leaf crap off my windows and I ended up wiping down my whole car instead

woe, Pepper in your rafters

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

Watching the Uma movie. I think it looks great but the concept just doesn’t click for me. Women are good and I fuck with the designs but there’s Too Many Horsegirls and the “based on real” is fascinating but I think I would just prefer watching *a* horsegirl.

I'm gaming again

Four Kings One Try

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Ourobobus

Too good of a doodle not to clean up

weird Disco Elysium fanart i once drew

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"Stop teasing me!~ I didn't think of that when I ordered the swimsuit..."

Only took 5 tries! Definitely the first boss that had me white knuckling my keyboard lol

A ref for a 🍊 of the woods

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

made them bigger🧍‍♂️

RIP Udo Kier, a true original 📽️ his one and only social media post:

oh i'm sorry am i bothering you???

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I /really/ don't want to let this girl go.. but :3 ADOPT!! Tartigrade space junker, She is very very resilient!!! 250 and you can take her home! Shes a very unique girl.. I adore her design. (moss pigglet) is also a name for tartis

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

This is a dark souls boss

Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:

announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"

According to the people, the whole outfit was stolen from Lelouch

Alright, time for the repost

I killed the world’s biggest dog I hope there’s a hell hot enough for me

april o'neil from TMNT

お隣のドイツチームに侵入するときのちぐはぐ変装 盗んだ豹2で走り出す

Blemishine workout gear Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...

Thinking more about it I was more frustrated fighting with a shield- now when I die with just my sword out it’s “oh yeah that makes sense”. I did tilt out on the titanite demon though lol, I took forever to internalize getting up in his nuts

Bosses killed today Asylum demon (2 tries) Bridge demon (many, many tries) Capra (2 tries) Gargoyles (1 try, with no flasks available!) Gaping Dragon (3 tries)

I beat the gargoyles in one try without any estus flasks left but then I killed the Pardoner lol