tired: defensive walking wired: offensive walking

Ain't it the truth.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Lmao a weed store actually sent me a working 50% coupon, so I scored a 1-pound bag of gummies for $45

Please don't call it that

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do you want to see the worst shirt at the thrift

The problem with historical dramas is that they’re usually pulling their punches, either for the audience or for “history’s” sake. No one’s making Becket anymore

I don’t feel like I’m a nice person today

“You guys got dat bootleg of Styx at tha gahden where tha mistah robotos malfunction and beat tha ever lovin crap out of Deyoung? Haha yeah, my cousin Jerry, he shot dat. No credits or nothin’ though cause he ain’t union”

Those goated Alchemy brothers or smthn #FMA #Fullmetalalchemist

I had to cut my vacation short bc frankly I’m moving at 30%- could someone toss me eatin’ money for a couple days? www.paypal.me/JPierce954

A cozy weekend night 🌙🛏💬

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

sENFtember #11 - Wheel (for @julannoir.bsky.social ) was nobody gonna tell her bikes and dresses don't mix like that

don't be mean. #furryart #NSFW subscribestar.adult/dimwitdog

bunnies working in cybersecurity 🤝 anxious beer brewers hopsec

"Headmate.", I announce to my opponent in a chess game, as my opponent becomes multiple opponents.

Warmup No6 ft. Darling You can sit on her lap if you want 💦

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GET READY FOR FAT GIRL FALL ❤️

I mean my criticism of this is that it is still very much is a hobbyist fandom, with access built on material wealth and the free time to go across the country to conventions. It is counter-cultural in that homosexuality and transgender communities are overrepresented, but so is Star Trek fandom

Both broadcast reactions to the best replay angle of Jacob Young's kick catch

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

is. is berdly's mom single

malcom in the middle fanart i made years ago that i still like

I had to cut my vacation short bc frankly I’m moving at 30%- could someone toss me eatin’ money for a couple days? www.paypal.me/JPierce954

You stand accused of one count of premeditated knocking over the floor lamp and one count of grievous bodily harm to a light source.

Enchanting mega phox 💖 #Delphox #PokemonLegendsZA

whats up i still do some art sometimes. i don't really have anything to show so here's a little digital mockup i did for a pet portrait painting commission!

commission for @steamyadult.bsky.social ft jade and rose getting nassstayyyyyyy 😈😈😈😈😈

Angela's alt outfit... Rejected.

could i get a different nurse maybe

putting this in the guest bedroom and then throwing a party to get whoever stays over extremely drunk and high

my own personal "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??" type moment

I’m having high ideas

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

It’s this ball right here!!

Today is awesome. I got an Ichiro ball!!!!

were zoologist x nurse comm - mysterious viscerally wet sfx from the woods ...

One of my aunts who has struggled with isolation in her advanced age had to be hospitalized for a period this summer bc chatGPT convinced her she had a gas leak in her home and she would not enter her own home no matter what her immediate family told her.

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem