Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving

i need more friends from washington

sometimes i feel like i have to cut people off to make both of our lives better. at some point when you can't remember the last positive interaction you had with someone you end up wondering what's the point of being friends if you don't leave a positive influence on their life.

hello im having problems with food and hygiene supplies, since my meds cost more now. don't love asking in these times but idk what else to do about it if u have five bucks: well that's a few meals, maybe more if i stretch it and am lucky at the community food pantry thank u for taking a gander,!

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Vaporeon goin' for a swim! (I actually tried SO HARD on this background omg I'm so happy with it)

Cutie. ☺️ Postcard from my collection, 1915.

Never judge a book by its cover!

Birthday Mario Kart World beerio tournament (with trophies) cause my friend group is the best

i ended up throwing up a lot and crawling on the floor while not wearing pants that was a horrible experience

i'm seriously upset today

tfw you fart and it pops your lower back

I don't care WHO is in the #Epstein files or whether they're Republican, Democrat, party legends, past presidents or the current occupant. Whoever raped underage girls with him should be prosecuted. Period. End of story. If you can't say this you're part of the problem...

Lex Luthor when someone asks him why he made a test tube baby of Superman using his DNA

la creatura

fucking stupid bitch taste my 2014 ford focus se!

お願いポーズを真似させる遊び

i'm tired of being called a liberal online. i'm worse than a liberal. i'm a real leftist!

The ADHD Shaymin

more good people need to own guns

so sigma

Fitting for today’s cat fight.

One man saw through all the bullshit.

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Cute Vaporeon 🩵💙

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did all of twitter get their hearts changed this is the funniest day in months open.spotify.com/track/1iNKgH...

what the fuck is this article www.baltimoresun.com/2025/05/16/1...

Jonathan Joss, the voice actor for John Redcorn in King of the Hill, was fucking ambushed and murdered in broad daylight for being gay on the first day of pride month. We are at war with MAGA I hope he rests in peace, and I hope his coward killer faces immediate justice

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

New post up on Phasgana progress! www.patreon.com/posts/phasga...

Day 1,553

Oh right the Tim Pool family, the family he doesn't have, the family Tim Pool specifically does not have, Tim Pool's imaginary family

smoking and drinking age should be lowered. you can hold a job, own a house and car, get married, have a bank account and or business, fight for the country, and vote for the future of it. but a glass of wine is just TOO FAR!

the formal gyatt

Yayyy I love being a transgender dog

the ultimate tuck to this day

i think this is a reference guys

It's not about the copper. It was never about the copper. Its about sending a message.

Make the World a better place, Punch a Nazi in the face

And everyday was like bleeding out slowly

“Bluesky is dying!” The biggest news on Twitter is a bunch of transphobes celebrating a 17 year old girl killing herself. I’d rather be here than there.

a proper way to deal with Nazis at the punk show, from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas this weekend

cigarettes are too much effort i have to suck on them like a milkshake straw

ts pmo

i think i am tired of faggots