I hope none of the Artemis II crew were Eric Swalwell fans.

1/5. Orbán pioneered a model whereby oligarchs trade the fascist memes and electoral tricks they use to stay in power. He made Budapest a node between Moscow and Washington of the international far right.

Sweet pea army coat.

Congress is completely useless at this point.

Which Wolfenstein corridor will we be driven through next?

White House press corps prepares to speak truth to power by only giving Trump a 5-minute standing ovation at WHCA Dinner.

The New Yorker.. A country that can't even. 1100 words, TNY, by Friday. Jill LePore: lol

Hitting F5 is way different than clicking on tha Home-icon-looking button. F5 is not exactly Freedom, I never said that.

Instead of writing plays, we are encouraged to vent our spleens on Subway reviews. We should choose plays.

Corollary 1: There's only one Streisand Effect at a time.

BREAKING: Mike Johnson didn’t see the tweet.

God Kevin O’Leary is a pompous asshole, here he is saying “this is not what American families give a damn about.” Well guess what Kevin, Americans do want justice for the victims in the #EpsteinFiles I’m just wondering if O’Leary isn’t in the files himself. Shameful‼️

Humans are fucked up. fortune.com/2026/04/01/a...

BREAKING: 23 Democratic states and D.C. hit Trump with a MASSIVE lawsuit over his blatantly unconstitutional order to restrict mail-in voting ahead of the midterm elections. This is EXACTLY what we've all been waiting for... “The President wants to control your vote.”

So this is where we’re at. This deranged lunatic, lest we forget, can single-handedly start a civilisation-ending nuclear war.

textbook sanewashing

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Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏

I CAN even!

Puppet Masters

It is not un-American to oppose Trump, as much as I hate to feel I have to say that.

Raskin: "It doesn't give me a lot of comfort that Todd Blanche is now the acting AG. This is the guy who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell from the higher security prison to the low security prison camp in Texas."

Kamal Harris is a Cassandra who was told to stfu.

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

Was Trump asked about Kristi Noem's husband, and if not, why the fuck is that?

Instead of comedians we need rappers. Sign of tha times.

This is all too real. These days, satire is just news but in teaser format.

Ah yes, the special counsel that will absolutely not hold him accountable with any penalties. C’mon folks are we even paying attention to the news since 2016?

As a middle-aged man who still hyphenates, I remember when my response to the Universe which is utterly uninterested in my mere existence was a hearty double-whammy-fuck-you. With both fingers. It still feels right.

I would buy a book on the history of times when people decided to meet privately to discuss matters.

Fuck ICE and illegal wars. Impeach Trump. No Kings.

Fuck your money

Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.

And honestly, their denial of special services is the only light I can find in News this week… those monstrous little trolls should be walking around like everybody else…

It was about upholding white supremacy and power.

Dentists love to make your gums bleed then be like "look what you did"

Catching up on Celebrity Jeopardy and am IMMEDIATELY confronted by my face in an AIPAC attack ad. Truly nothing is sacred to them, not even pre-recorded Celeb Jep.

The lies defining this moment in America: -The 2020 election was stolen -There’s massive voter fraud -There’s an epidemic of noncitizens voting -We’ve been “invaded” by millions of criminals -Only an authoritarian government can fix these problems -Jesus agrees with all of this

Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?

Today, I voted against confirming Markwayne Mullin to be the next Secretary of Homeland Security.

What is the point of the Constitution if this criminal is not impeached and removed? Seriously.