My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

JD Vance made up for not being a cradle Catholic by seeking out one of its most vital experiences, imprinting on a pedophile as a father figure

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Just watched the spiked 60 minutes piece and I gotta say, Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck Kristi Noem, and Fuck Bari Weiss. (This list is not comprehensive)

Constantly looking for evidence that every major institution in this country isn’t impossibly, unsustainably corrupt and also for advice about how a person is supposed to continue to function in this system?

yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.

please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it

the idea that weiss had journalistic concerns is belied by the fact that she's not a journalist

yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass

"we don't stoop to making fun of people's appearances" no. we had a social contract where you didn't do that so that people wouldn't do that to you. the Nazis broke the social contract, so game on.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

I think one of the greatest tributes to his life is that Rob Reiner genuinely felt like a de facto member of most people’s families. We should all be so lucky.

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

I was in New York City on November 4, 2020, and while it’s hard to imagine a bigger celebration than that, I fully believe it will be much, much bigger.

I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens

I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh

American Canto, but American Shouldto?

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint

Olivia Nuzzi watched “Girls,” saw herself in Hannah Horvath, and never figured out it was satire.

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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

can’t help but notice it’s ‘they’ when a single mother might manage to use SNAP benefits for food that actually tastes good but it’s ‘we’ when a handful of ketamine addicts wanna ruin the economy

Maybe it was a mistake to base the American economy on everyone buying and throwing away stuff constantly

Biggest current recession indicator for me right now is every enshittified tech company (most recently Facebook and Airbnb) running ads for their products that sell the version of the product that existed before they made it worse.

As I am not a court of law, I have the luxury of maintaining a zero-tolerance, guilty-until-proven-innocent stance toward everyone who was mixed up in Epsteinworld. (Particularly after 2005.) If you were involved with him, but not the child rape, the onus is on you to affirmatively prove it.

I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.

@schumer.senate.gov resign bitch

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

I hope Chuck Schumer doesn’t tell my mom about the email I sent him today

TFW you insist a shutdown that’s about fascism is actually about health care, but then you vote to end the shutdown without extracting any concessions about healthcare.

Chuck Schumer influenced by: Twitter Imaginary Republican Family on Long Island The State of Israel Chuck Schumer not influenced by: Actual constituents who contact him regularly

@jay.bsky.team hey is this real?

It’s official Andrew Cuomo is mayor of Staten Island

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed bring me the head of andrew cuomo

Don’t worry the singularity is *right* around the corner.

One big problem with American journalism is how hostile and reactionary they get when presented with constructive reader feedback.

Our American Century™️

“This isn’t what I voted for” is a bullshit argument, because YES IT FUCKING WAS.

Tech bros earnestly believe they’re on the precipice of ushering in a future of ai nanobots replacing every atom in the universe with more ai nanobots…but they can’t even reliably keep the internet online.

I am indeed racist against anti-human anti-art theft machines.

People who use AI think that they’re skipping to the success when they’re skipping to the failure. You begin and end your life as someone who has not written the novel, you did not teach yourself to express what was inside of you, you died without making something that no one else could make.

Hey @mayorkeller.bsky.social @oneabq.bsky.social! Are we training cops that the way to deal with the city’s homeless is to get on their loudspeaker and threaten to fight them? Because that’s what I witnessed today at the intersection of Carlisle and Indian School.

Not *exactly* a man, but here goes: Dead Eyes Maintenance Phase If Books Could Kill What Went Wrong Working it Out

Gamergate denial is the whole crux of gamergate.