Got blocked for this

HOLY SHIT

This ref knows he fucked up

I don’t care for this livin on a prayer music cue

That’s a bullshit call

Rob Lowe overacting more as Number 2 in the Verizon commercial than he did in Austin Powers 2 is so confusing.

Hubris? More like huge bris.

This world cup has been wild because the European and South American teams have looked consistently vulnerable (and often bad) and the African and concacaf teams have looked like legitimate contenders.

My most radical take is that elected democrats should make governing decisions to advance policy favored by democrats, not this wishy washy “we govern for everybody” bullshit.

One thing you should know about me is I’m not dooming, I’m redacted.

Still true

People who hate penalty shootouts are stupid

Just got a polling text (from a very clearly Republican) polling firm, and boy howdy were they trying to squeeze blood from a stone with those questions.

1000x this

Maths*

I always like to play fun, silly games with my fascist friends

Apologies to South Africa I was not familiar with your game.

I have used this exact language in many, many messages to Chuck Schumer, so he can’t even claim he didn’t realize what he was doing.

A party that has lost to mediocrities like George W Bush and Donald Trump *four times* is not in fact doing a good job.

The reason we rejected “vote blue no matter who” wasn’t because it was a bad idea (debateable). It’s because we knew they’d welch on it when the shoe was on the other foot.

The thing you learn when blue maga types start yelling at you in the replies is that they’re actually really pretty profoundly dumb people. Like their brains don’t work.

The rise of larger vehicles like SUVs and pickup trucks, with their taller hoods and larger blind zones, has contributed to a 75% increase in pedestrian and cyclist deaths since 2009. Until we design better streets and ban these vehicles, people outside these vehicles will keep dying.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

No single event has radicalized me against capitalism more than seeing this abomination on the freezer shelf in Target today:

Jacob Italiano is an Olive Garden ass name

South Korea looking either extremely soft or extremely comfortable in engaging in the dark arts.

Lot of quality in England/Croatia, but honestly both teams look kinda bad out there.

Forgive the earnest football posting, but Belgium is pushing way too high and pushing too many guys forward and giving themselves no room to operate on offense and leaving themselves extremely vulnerable to the counter attack.

The existence of a trillionaire is a policy failure.

It shouldn’t be controversial to say that the creation of a “trillionaire” represents a giant and complete failure of public policy and government.

everything is a fucking ripoff now. every single good or service is centered around extracting the maximum amount of money your wallet can bear in exchange for the least they can provide. Everything that was good in the past now fucking sucks, and anything that‘s still good is absurdly expensive.

Charlie Brown had hoes

Bing bong

Trumpism can’t produce great art because Trumpism is corny bullshit for cringe toadies.

a pointless fight in front of a half-demolished house is kind of the perfect metaphor for America

Have you considered, perhaps, that people are not on Twitter because they’re too weak to handle the discourse, but because being on Twitter sucks ass?

Gabba Gool

Will Stancil showing Andy Kaufman-like commitment to this bit.

Lando Calrissian is canonically half Armenian.

Men crashing out about Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy before they've even seen her as the character is very Helen of Troy tbh

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

I mean, yeah, it was a net negative for US politics that a centibillionaire far-right fanatic seized control of one of the world's major media platforms. Decisions made at the organizational/individual consumer level to flee are all downstream of that, and staying wouldn't have changed anything.

The Roberts Court, the Trump White House, and the national GOP are acting like this is their one big shot. Either they secure the lasting end of US Constitutional democracy, or they’re in very serious trouble from the backlash. And they’ve already gone so far that there’s no other possibility.

One reason FDR's court-packing plan failed to catch on is that the Supreme Court was perceived by many Americans as apolitical and therefore a victim of unwarranted aggression from the president. This court, however, is nakedly partisan. And any Democrat in power should be saying so early and often

Rock has been mostly dead for the last 10-15 years for 3 major reasons: 1) Hip-hop has been the ascendant musical genre 2) Computers are cheaper than guitars

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy.

Dems really should take note of how many mild-mannered dad types are thinking a lot about John Brown these days

Jesus: *turns water into wine* Me: nice Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak* Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit