As sad as you think your bsky activity may be, just know that someone out there is using Truth Social as an actual social media network

Auto consumers: can we have an EV that costs less than 30k Auto companies: Hear ya loud and clear boss, but unfortunately these bad boys need 8 Harmon/Kardon speakers and ambient RGB lighting that reacts to your facial expressions

I don’t like when Pokemon card videos show up on my feed because I don’t know how much those things are worth and I really don’t care. Unfortunately I do like Pokemon so this is extremely unavoidable.

THEIR GOAL IS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE $10 IS A NORMAL AMOUNT FOR A CHEESEBURGER TO COST, DON’T LET THEM DO IT TO YOU

The entire premise of this guy's piece, like so many "Dems need to stop talking about [issue]" pieces, is built on a version of the Democratic Party that doesn't exist. They're already doing the thing you're telling them they need to do. They're already largely ignoring this issue in campaigns.

Gamestop: worst thing they could say is no Ebay:

Modern Baseballs

When the channel that just reposts other peoples’ clips has merch now

I think my only true end goal is to be “people make fanart of my character in FFXIV” levels of famous

Nothing hits the same as pounding a Diet Coke at 4:58pm CST

Rickety bridges “excellent idea” say crocodiles swimming in choppy waters underneath them

I’m not convinced there’s a serious “platform MTG” movement outside the sewer that is the supposed “left” that’s still cooking their brains on twitter but basically the last thing she did before leaving congress was try to ban gender-affirming care for all minors so fuck them very much

Bluesky hot-take: Very few men are trying to get cosmetic scrotum enlargements, and sometimes (sometimes!) websites write articles featuring a small number of socially unusual people so we will click the button to laugh at them.

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

THANKS FOR THE RAID!!! @failsam.bsky.social Sorry for the chaos! I was trying to juggle surviving a really difficult fight with meeting a bunch of people for the first time!

Me: “Hey Apple Music, please play the ‘Feel Good’ autogenerated playlist so that I feel less miserable” Apple Music: “You got it.” *plays Someone Great by LCD Soundsystem*

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

I lit a candle in my room and I’m still trying to figure out if I like it or not. Fortunately, I have 5-7 days to make that decision before the smell goes away.

You can donate $600 to a small Twitch streamer to fuck them over during tax season

Happy Mother’s Day weekend

You’re actually supposed to get new pillows every 3 months, says pillow company

Wait lol you watch ASMR to fall asleep? That’s so weird lol…. What about me? I watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 to fall asleep like a normal person.

I have received distressing information, that I was born in the same month as Mr Beast

Sitting your friends down to listen through “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap is really fun because if they haven’t heard it before, they’re like “yeah I know Imogen Heap, what are— WAIT WHAT? THIS IS WHERE THAT’s FROM???”

The good news is if you’re tired of the discrimination that comes from being fabulously wealthy, there is a very easy solution to that problem. Here’s my Venmo.

Something extremely cathartic about getting a message from the group chat of my former team, reading it, and knowing that it’s not my responsibility anymore.

“This will create more work for employees” Sure but it will slightly deter people from getting refills by adding an additional human interaction, making the most profitable part of the business a smidge more profitable.

MST3K made one of my favorite invention exchanges into a YouTube short youtube.com/shorts/UhBl-...

High protein diets, like all fad diets, smell a little classist at their core

Thread- Here’s a guide to setting up a self-hosted website from memory. Note that while I do things to make things more secure, there’s no perfectly safe way to expose something to the internet. 1) Have an extra computer that you can leave powered on forever. I just had one and used that

This is true Google “cow inflation affinity” to learn more about

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

Bring it back - make a shitty personal site. It takes one day, it’s free, and you don’t need genAI to do it. I used to make sites in Notepad when I was 13 - you can absolutely reclaim your space on the web!

“Having a Gameboy advance to play Pokemon on would be nice.” “Oh they’re only like $100 on EBay, that’s not bad at all” “And Pokemon Sapphire only costs…. Oh. Never mind.”

The most frustrating part if Platner wins is going to be all of the “WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING” posts from libs after the guy who is obviously a nazi starts to reveal the fact that he was secretly a nazi the whole time

New revenge idea: write the worst book you can conceive of and then self-publish it on Amazon using your enemy’s name as a pen-name

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

I’m sick of going to the store and being informed of how much protein everything has all the time.

I really like what I saw for Evolved Mode during the Fanfest today, but I am worried about how this is going to play on NA servers due to the reduced GCD times. I’m sure it works great in JP.

A Nissan Sentra weighs a little more than 3,000 pounds (I picked a small, common car) An Aventon Level 3 E-bike weighs 67 pounds (plus rider weight) These things do not pose remotely the same risk when traveling at 28 mph. I am begging people to understand basic physics.

What the hell

Correct.

He didn’t write this, one of his aides tried to capture his insanity and I can tell because there is no way he came up with the phrase “Time is not my adversary” Absolutely not

A sausage breakfast Crunchwrap and a Baja blast will fix me

If you put me in your Tomodachi Life island I don’t want to know

We take Tylenol to quell our migraines, not because it works, but because we hope it one day might.