This isn’t a “gotta hand it to em” moment but I would like to appreciate that within this quagmire we are getting genuine, federal support for IVF, which is a very positive thing for people that want children but can’t conceive. This one, singular, particular, specific thing is good.

I wish I didn’t have financial obligations because a substantial part of me wants to disconnect my router and go work at a cafe for the rest of my days

One day we’re going to have an official coin printed by the Treasury of this man’s rictus grin and we will exchange that coin for one daily pouch of creamed corn

Trying to explain to my cats that I HAVE to leave so that I can go dissociate in front of a computer screen for 8 hours

My Apple Watch detected signs of sleep apnea it’s over for me

Creating a discord bot to automatically send a link to anything I post on here to my friend Dave because one time he said I was funny at a party back in 2017

Taking my melatonin with Red Bull so that I have enough energy to be productive in my work-related stress dreams

Having internet powered by quantum entanglement would be so cool but let’s be honest the American military would buy up the tech as soon as it’s created to allow their drones to be piloted in real time and the rest of us would never get to use it

The cheesesteak wanter has entered the chat

Hey anyone wanna put on a full 3-piece suit and make some transcendent electronic music

I’m like Brennan Lee Mulligan if he was uncharismatic, way less intelligent, and extremely, extremely depressed

Sometimes I don’t correct my typos and hope that people just assume that English isn’t my first language

Dear Factor: I do not own a microwave, stop sending me ads

Coworker just told me this pun was a little bit far-fetched and I’m a little upset that he outdid me like that

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

A good anime that got overshadowed by the “””morally grey””” healing magic shows from the same time is “The Wrong Way to use Healing Magic”. Features a good-hearted kid learn to use healing magic on himself to enhance his combat abilities and make him more efficient as a field medic.

Had a wild night running the Arkveld Extreme trial in FFXIV with @alwayslawlzing.bsky.social and some other friends who aren’t on BlueSky We ran it BLIND and after ONLY 4 hours we made it to the end, but didn’t do enough damage to clear the fight. Amazing stuff, tune in next Saturday for sure.

I just added a bunch of new sound alert redeems, both for bits and channel points. Please come watch my stream later tonight and spam them

Okay this is real a few hours ago I tore the shorts I was wearing down the crotch just by standing up off the couch and I’m still processing how I feel about that

Showed my coworker my bsky profile today and he said “that mii has been through it” Yeah

Filling my mouth with wax like that one episode of the Simpson’s so that I don’t have to wait to eat my pizza when I take it out of the oven

They should invent a version of drinking alcohol that you can do during the day

I, a 27 year old, spent a considerable amount of time today trying to learn how to do an ollie on a tech deck. So, the bar is quite low.

They should sell cold cans of Red Bull at Taco Bell

YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART

Go to work? Nah I’ll work when I’m dead

Updated list of people I’m harassing on here

Bluesky liberals - heavily influenced by libertarians and right-wing Democrats - love to treat the economy as a distraction from Trump's attack on democracy. Look how Mamdani ties them together. He gets it.

noble steed

Accidentally ended up on the discover tab again. Hellish.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Big things coming

i'm not sure if this buffalo chicken calzone will Save me but it's certainly going to Change me

Hot take but I think when you’re using the social media site that your company owns and operates, the list of people you choose to follow using your official company account *should* be held to scrutiny, actually.

Something annoying about Apple devices is that my AirPod case can use MagSafe on both a standard MagSafe charger and an Apple Watch charger, but the only way to charge an Apple Watch is the Apple Watch charger. Not only does it not have any ports, it can’t use regular MagSafe like the AirPods case.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Born in the late 90’s and live in Eastern Kansas, spent my entire life watching people argue whether im Gen Z or a millennial, or whether or not I live in the Midwest I have no identity

Going on the trail doesn’t count as going outside. You’re inside the trees, that’s inside.

But users and posts don’t matter, you’re not running a social media business, right? It’s all about the ATProtocol. Right??

Damn air-walking looks so cool I wish there was some sort of tutorial out there but I don’t really have time for more than 3 steps

I’m convinced the “using clanker as a slur for AI is bigotry” discourse is a psy-op

me: my life is pain. i dont have anything to look forward to and i never have. i just suffer every single day with no end in sight. doctor: uhmmm that isn't funny???

Oh you’re feeling sad? Have you tried an Arizona Green Tea? Oh they’re out at the gas station down the street and that’s what you’re sad about? Sorry.

I think a lot lately about how so many Black folks were hesitant to come to this site because many of us figured this is where it would go and I have never seen one person so utterly committed to single handedly burning any and all good will their site has accumulated like a five alarm gas fire.

Sorry Kristi but that’s their 3rd amendment right. Read the constitution some time, or at least the bill or rights. www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-...

All of my oversized tees have become appropriately sized tees

Went to the Renaissance Festival. Saw more people in costume than I’ve ever seen before at one of these, which was really cool. Even saw a Hornet cosplay, which wasn’t really period appropriate but I appreciated it all the same

Streaming now. I don’t really like roguelikes so playing MEGABONK seems like a rational decision to me twitch.tv/flanneljetpack