Zaslav going to Hell, I will make sure of it

All I hear are screams every time I dare to close my eyes

Dollar Tree is selling Family Dollar to a pair of private equity firms for $1 billion

Lmao I did not enjoy a single second of my day.

This dumb bitch can’t even rig the economy right!

You need to calm the fuck down, that’s my first piece of advice

Mr seeing ghosts behind that line is not what I would describe as ideal

THE SEAHAWKS GAVE SAM DARNOLD $36 MILLION A YEAR?????

Pickens & Rodgers the rest of the game after Pickens ran 10 yards and stopped when he was supposed to run a post corner

Whatever app you’re using to do this needs to be regulated more heavily

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The second I stop taping my podcast today. A mortal lock 😭

This is the optimal secondary. Just a bunch of dudes who talk insane levels of shit (results may vary)

Him “tracing” the attack:

Sure is convenient for this "cyberattack" to happen right when everyone who's still left on "X" would be posting about how Tesla stock is in free fall.

How in the world is this going to work? Aaron Rodgers at 41 years old over a cheaper/younger Justin Fields is wild to me. This is yet another bandaid at the QB position for Steelers, who have yet to find their franchise guy since Big Ben

NO

“Fuck nigga” is the funniest insult

Mina’s the best. Shawn was right.

Music is just wiggly air.

Twitter being down is so nice

Lmfao 5 years ago this would’ve had me ecstatic. But I’d like for him to remain very far away from me and my homegirls

Lock in fuck nigga

Dawg I went to watch gemstones last night and found out I never finished season 3???

Know me!

Mannnn I’m bracing for whatever is waiting on the other side of the outage lmao

Twitter being down has me suspicious like the gov’t bout to do something crazy and Elon don’t want the app workin

Is migs still on here? Fuck migs.

One thing that let’s you know work is a scam is there isn’t a nurse who can tell your boss you need to go home

i thought my wifi was tripping but it’s just Twitter lol

Coming over here to see if Twitter is down is so fucking funny to me

DAWG

Me talking to my girls personalities:

👀 Seattle???

LMFAOO I know the top execs are SHAKING

Definitely “try again next year” hours

Literally going through the motions until 2025

Leon Lett 2.0 HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA ASDFHJLASDHFASLDHF;LSDH

Lmao Micah gonna cry??

Kid Cudi 🥴

Every NFL four box on YouTube TV

I fucking love audio books

Lmfao ok…