Twitter being down has me suspicious like the gov’t bout to do something crazy and Elon don’t want the app workin

Know me!

Twitter is down on the first day of NFL free agency lmao

*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*

These are the lemons that life gives you

Final version is up now on IG! (It’s longer than 60 seconds otherwise I’d just post it here). One of my favorite things I’ve made so far. www.instagram.com/share/BAUjXQ...

Work in progress for the Apollo Texans hype video. Trying to finish by tomorrow night.

Texas was up 24-8 with 6:31 on the clock and Arizona State tied the game by the time there was 5:00 left

This is the stuff of legend, man. This is that sports magic.

Game kinda stunk but I got to meet a couple fellow bears in @osopras.bsky.social and @dexhinton.bsky.social so that's neat.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!

I'm working today and had 1 thing to get done and got it done at like 9:45 AM smh

Quietly would prefer an SMU win today.

Drives me crazy watching teams blow a timeout after lining up for 4th down. Just run the play, man.

They’ll never make me hate Blake Lively.

My little brother got comfortable cussing in front of my parents way earlier than I did lmao

#NowWatching Carry-On My dad has already seen it and said it rules lmao

We be nogging

The Fantasy Football projections are still trying to say that Harvin Marrison Jr is still a thing

Shoutout to my Secret Santa

That shit is a popeye menu display lmao

You deserve a good day. So make it happen ❤️

Feeling real Merry round this muhfucka

Dressing up to go watch your NFL team lose is one of the funniest sports things

HD Remix

Anyway I applied for press credentials to cover the new pro volleyball team that’s coming to Houston in January. Hope I get to do that. It would be fun af.

There was a time when this would have been the coolest thing ever to me and I would’ve stayed up all night reading every reply and quote but now I just had to mute this shit at 2.5K and ignore it cause _those_ people are emboldened and insufferable over there now.

A move that will be perceived as high risk, but actually isn’t. The risky move was the draft pick; now there’s no point in riding this out to a predictably meh end.

@dexhinton.bsky.social I’m probably going to watch your Rockets hype video 10-12 times today

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We brought in the theater nerds (Kat and Kaitlyn) to help us break down #Wicked And by “help us” we mean we gave them the clear out and let them carry us to glory. Smartest this podcast has ever sounded! 🍎: bit.ly/3BsGF6k 🎧: bit.ly/3BhWsoF

Folks really just be doing coke in mixed company that shit is always wild to me.

“without downloading any new pics…” “If you see this…” “you in…” ENOUGH!!!

Is it time to have an honest conversation about Jeff Goldblum? Y'all let me know.

they gotta put "jail" in scare quotes because admitting that he's just saying jail would make the way their politics covered the election absurd

That's my music!

Finally getting into that Smino album. Nothing super stand out so far but it's overall solid as hell.

haven't been feeling the holiday spirit on bluesky, hope this helps

I don't know nan of them people and I have no idea what they're capable of so I for one will never say "I can't see x doing that"

#Bills #Rams on a random December Sunday.

What a motion picture.

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

Finally seated for round 2 of Wicked. Recording a pod with the homies tonight.

Start your new year resolutions this month. It makes it easier to maintain when January hits.

A decade plus of muscle memory keeps me on that other app for now but I don't know how much longer I can stomach it.

Westside get the money, yeah that’s fa sho! Streets don’t love you baby, respect the code!

This real?

I think in time we’ll look back on this as one of the defining songs of its era.

The Noovie Trivia app is taking over my life this shit is fun as hell lmao