It’s time

Pray for me. I have 170 new names I have to remember starting tomorrow. Hopefully I’ll get them down before Christmas break.

Oh hell yes…I’m in

YESSSSSSSSSSS *inhale* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ok so I wrote a book. Please buy a million copies or my feelings will be hurt. a.co/d/gLiJWDU

What the fuck are we even doing? Just pure hatred/evil. I don’t understand

Man I am SO glad our championship game was not this stressful. I might not be here today if it had been.

The most consistent thing about me is I will sneeze exactly twice every single time I walk out into the Sun

I hope the woolly mice are doing ok

Some day I will get my life together and put away my laundry

Nvm the hail did it for me

Im going to punch every crane fly in the face

Clearly a flagrant 2. Kick him out.

I’m standing directly in front of the TV about 6 inches from the screen

It’s time

Send Elon to go check it out. I’m sure it’s fine.

Some of yall aren’t going to be waking up in the middle of the night to watch a lunar eclipse and F1 practice and it sickens me

Putting VJ in the movie Flubber would have dramatically lowered the budget since no CGI would have been needed

Think about how lucky we are to be born in the timeline where Into the Spiderverse exists

Any pointers for giving a 2 year old medicine? Ours absolutely hates it. Gags really easily, spits out, etc.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Thinking about playing hide and seek with the kids and picking an incredible spot so I can get a quick power nap in

That was definitely more of a DONK than a DOINK

Obviously not an ideal first half, but I’ll take it

Gotta rep our son

Living her best life

I have decided Don’t Blame Me is Taylor’s best song. Thanks for listening.

One day…

Excited to work alongside you too, Dave

Trying to be a tiger. He’s not fooling anyone

December 26th is the perfect floor nap day

@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social 💪🏻

Maybe throw less interceptions

Great now everybody knows I was crying in a movie theater 21 years ago…

This was a very Friday Tuesday and I do not appreciate it

@dexhinton.bsky.social I’m probably going to watch your Rockets hype video 10-12 times today

Sugar Holiday Texas Alamo Armed Forces

OUR ORANGE BOYS

Anyone else at Discount Tire every other week to get a patch?

Hell yes

Can’t imagine why

I need to make sure @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social knows that the wife and I picked Orange Theory back up. Yes I know I can just workout on my own for a lot cheaper, but hey I’m doing something 💪🏻

Hell yeah

ENHANCE

Hey! I know him

This might be the only song in my Spotify Wrapped this year

The kennel giving my boy extra love during his first stay since his brother passed ❤️

Not bad